"Help"...
From JRO <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove>
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· 5 Apr 1999 00:00 · View full thread
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"Okay, cats! Today, we're gonna address
a MUCH NEEDED subject: Help for all you
geeks out there, wasting your lives on
the damn box in front of your face, all
on account of somewheres, you never
did pick up no good advice, and ain't yet
learnt the first thing about being cool."
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"Have no fear, though. You poor, dysfunctional
folks have got ME! An' I'm gona try to he'p ya
out. Belive me, you're gonna learn a thing or
two, an' if ya listen well, I figger I kin help
you to change your life for the better!"
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"Hey! Before we git too deep into
the subject, here's a little thing
ya ought to know... How many of ya
ree-cog-nize what this is?"
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"Well, it's a Zippo. Handy thing
for even geeks to know about...
Now, I'm gonna take a sec or two,
an' then we'll git into some
SERIOUS advice for you folks..."
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(__) __
...PUFF... _( _)
...PUFF... (___)
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(...Blow that, you ) (_)__ __
(cybersyphiltic morons...) __ .'__`. (_ )
O (__) / / \ \ (_)
O __ \ \__/ /
O (_ ) __ `.__.'
o __\/___ (_) _( _) (_)
/ // \ (_ _)
/ // \ (_)
(\_______/) ...PUFF...
__/\_____/\__ ...PUFF...
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jro \ | |
"Okay, now back to the lesson.
Number One: never drive anything
with less than 300 horses locked
under the hood. Forget all that
crap about "Where Doo YOU Wanna
Go Today?". YOU don't go anywhere
on the World Wide Web. IT don't
move. The only place you'll end
up by "traveling" on it, is
straight to some FAT CAMP."
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_))__
(((()))\\\
)o))))))_ \
_______ \_(()))) \ \ __ "Now, on to Number Two..."
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jro / / | | \ | . | /
_))__
(((()))
)o))))))
_______ \_(()))) _________ "Hhmmm..."
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jro | | / / \ | . | /
"Look, maybe it's time you just faced
the facts. I can't help you sonsabitches,
anyway. You're geeks! If you weren't, you
you wouldn't be reading a newsgroup, would
ya? I'm afraid that I have some other matters
_((__ to attend to, now. You sit there and "surf",
(()))(( and I'll take care of this problem that's
((()))))( came up here. Good luck to you... I'm
________ (((())))) _____ not gonna need any, myself."
((()))))) /
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jro | || | \ | . | \_/
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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