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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 12 Jun 2000.
Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

On Sun, 11 Jun 2000 16:45:34 -0700, "Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of
Things."  <one...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> provoked the following
text:

>a friend of mine did that with a vacuum cleaner, he was just trying to get it on
>with the vacuum.
>soon there was a thunk sound and screaming.
>he says penile reattachment isn't fun.

How about trying to get it on with a dustroller? :-))
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        Peter Punk
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From: ppu...@damnspam.chello.nl (Peter Punk)
Subject: Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
Date: 2000/06/12
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