Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)

On Wed, 21 Jun 2000 00:36:07 +0500, Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net>
provoked the following text:

>> >Russian is easy, you just add -ski to the end of things. Sorta like
>> >replacing "i" with "ji" to translate something into Vjikjing.
>> So you mean Whisky (it's all about pronounciation) is Russian too? :-))
>Yest' tuckoye slovo..
>There is such word.. ;)
>You know, in Russian, there are even two such words.. ;)
>One, whIsky, means just the same as in English |==|  by the way,
>                                              `|__|) a tost: for the
>Other, whiskY, means temples - not    v         \`(  International
>architectural, but parts of head..    >;-))      \ \ language we are
>                                      ^           \_ talking here.. ;)

Okay, next time i'm at a party i'll drink parts of my head... How macabre can
you get? :-))

>Tell me the way to the next whisky-bar.. (c) ..;)

Ah, i see Tom Waits (or was it Tom Watts?) has made his way to Russia too!

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Your sig is way too wide (88 chars, what were you thinking?), so i took the
liberty to edit it a bit so that it fits on most (yet not all) screens. 
I couldn't cut your sig down to 74 chars without doing _real_ damage so it's
still 76 chars wide. Remember, 74 chars is the limit for any ASCII-art or it
will wrap.

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