Re: the Five---Cornered COW
On Wed, 6 May 1998 06:38:15 +0100, Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine <new...@xemu.demon.co.uk> wrote: > >In article <354...@advlab.math.auckland.ac.nz>, >robert (mr. mole) <rpa...@advlab.math.auckland.ac.nz> writes: >>A COW REQUEST >> >>Dave Bird---St Hippo of Augustine wrote: >>> >>> <big snips> >>> Actually I once read a time travel story ... >> >>Excuse me, but (not really) on the subject of time travel, >>are you the guy who once upon a time, a long time ago, >>posted lots of little cows in different moods? >>Do you mind reposting it?? > > > >(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) >(@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (@@) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * > ww > > CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS > C O O W W W S > C O O W W W W SSSSS > C O O WW WW S > CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS Hmm, I've seen an even more comprehensive guide, it was posted here a long time ago. Sorry, it's a bit too wide.. (that's why some parts are quoted to prevent the wrapping on my reader... don't know how text-only readers display them) --8<------- > --==> THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS <<==-- > as you've NEVER seen them before! > ________________________ > (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * > (oo) ( FEB' 1994 Version! ) > /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION * >/ | || >* ||----|| > ^^ ^^ > Cow - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk > (___) (___) * (___) (___) > (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) > /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / > / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+| >* ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ > > Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull > seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" > (__) (__) (__) > (OO) (@@) (xx) > /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ > / | || / | || / | || >* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| > ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ >Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash > psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman > (____) (____) (____) > (oo ) (o o) ( O O) > /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / > / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ > / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| > * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| > /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ > This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether > to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four > legs or eight O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow swimming at Amityville (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated) > > * (__) > \ (DD) > \ /-------\/ > |\ / | ||_\_/ > \ | \ (__) * ||----| > \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ > \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at > ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale > \\ || > \\|| > \|| > ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / > \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / > \_ / / / / / _______ / / > Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / > / / / (__)| / / > / / / (oo)| / / > ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | > ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| > @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| > @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ > /--UU--\/ (____________) > / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather > * ||---|| > > (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" at Gillies in Texas o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient > (___) > \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) > \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / > *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ > ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ > ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] > \______/ \_____\\// > \__/ > It's a bird... //\\ The Boss > It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) > // // > ^^ ^^ > ================== > _____________________________ H H > | |-------------| H (__) H > | | ________ | H (oo) H __ > | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ > | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | > | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / > | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || > | | ^ | H H || > | | ] | H H || > | | | H H || > |_____________|_____________| H H || > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ > Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (a Cowthalic) (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull __________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( ewt...@pucc.Princeton.EDU ) :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// > Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- > Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula > ____ ____ |+++++| >|++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| >|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| >|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ >| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| >-----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ >---------------------------------- > o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ > | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! > |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ > -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * > \ | __________________________________/ > | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / > / /\ \ \___/ \___/ > / / \ \ > ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? > (__) (__) (__) (----------) > (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) > /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) > /| || /| || /| || >* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| >Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow breaking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing > Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! > (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ > ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ > /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ (___) ( OO \_ | - Got some cows that aren't in here? (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O Famous TV cows... (Mostly Star Trek) (__) _(__)_ (__) (__) (oo) ($(oo)$) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------## /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Vulcan cow Ferengi cow Cowmander Riker Cowptain Picard (note greenish tinge) (Note bald head) (__) (___) 1 1 (__) (==) (o=o) 1001 (oo) /-------\/ /-------\ / 1000000011 /-------\/ / | || / | || 1 1 11 / | (C) || * ||----|| * ||----|| 0 11000011 * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 00 00 ^^ ^^ Geordie's cow Bajorian cow the Binars owned "cowpyrighted" this cow (___) (__) (__) (__) (###) (oo) (oo) (oo) (o o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /---------\ / / | || / | || / | ^ || / | ||O * ||----|| * ||W---|| * |(/ \)|| / || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | '~' || * ||,-----|| "Moo-prah" what Delta Burke ||----|| || || (famous cow-show looks like ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ host) offstage This cow had a Klingon bull cameo on ST-TNG (_____) _(__)_ ( o o ) >__< / (oo) \ __\___/__ ---( )----\==< ( ) /\ /\ >==\ oo \ |\______/| |**\_ _/**| \_ __ \--\ * | | |**(*Y*)**| /_____/ \_\ \/ \________/ || Cowsoler Troi || Cowstable Odo (Note dangerously ^^ (in his bucket) low bustline) this cow was caught in a transporter malfunction It is rumored that Q occasionally turns himself into a cow, but he keeps disappearing before anybody can get their camera. -- Universal CBM, PEZ, and TI-calc nut, Scout, Glider pilot, "Student" Email: vjo...@sci.fi, URL: http://www.sci.fi/~vjouppi/ GSM: +358-40-5679999, IRCNet: Jope- South Park - What more could one wish for?
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII X-Google-Thread: f996b,ed49690db2ea64a5 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: vjo...@sci.fi (Ville Jouppi) Subject: Re: the Five---Cornered COW Date: 1998/05/06 Message-ID: <355...@news.sci.fi> X-Deja-AN: 350778861 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit References: <354...@on.spammer> <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com> <DGq...@xemu.demon.co.uk> <354...@advlab.math.auckland.ac.nz> <l6LNwOCHd$T1E...@xemu.demon.co.uk> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Organization: Scifi Communications International, http://www.sci.fi/, hel...@sci.fi, +358 3 2899111 Mime-Version: 1.0 Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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