Re: Windows 95 Pain Reliever
From Tobia Conforto <csh...@mbox.vol.it>
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· 8 Feb 1997 00:00 · View full thread
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lots o' people wrote:
.
. Windows 95 is NOTHING BUT A PAIN, no book will fix it!
. The best fix for Win95, is FORMAT C:
. Then file the Win95 install disks or CD, in the garbage!!!!!
. Finally, install DOS, Win3.11, OS2. Linux, or ANYTHING ELSE!
.
. What does 95 stand for, in Windows95?
. Is it its percentage chance of crashing?
.
. Nah, its the number of times it takes you until you install it
. successfully...
.
.
. 95 is the minimum IQ you need to handle win95
.
. How many times we gotta tell you. It is the maximum IQ...
. Maximum, not minimum. :)
.
. Can't be - if that were so, it would be easy to use! Maybe it was the
. average IQ of the people who wrote it?
.
In my opinion, 95 is the minimum IQ you need to realize that
Bill Gates' baby ;-) is not the perfect OS, the software of our
dreams,
but only 'trashware'
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