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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 28 Aug 2001.
NEWSFLASH - man killed family then comitted suicide

NEWSFLASH - man killed family then comitted suicide

SH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLAS

Recently a man was found dead next to his wife and two children wich
he killed before. On his Computer Screen they found the following
note:

,---------------------------------------------------------------------.
|  File  Edit  Find  Window  Options  Help                     -=lf=- |
|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Dear Mr. Gates                                                      |
|                                                                     |
| I hate your Word program because always when i want to type some-   |
| thing the paperclip agent pops up ...i can't stand it anymore!!!    |
|                                                                     |
| That's the reason why i write this letter in the old DOS editor.    |
| If i have to see that stupid paperclip one mor,-------------------. |
| I will kill myself and my whole fami_         |It seems that you  | |
|                                               |want to write in   | |
|                                               |a language other   | |
|                                               |than retoromanic!  | |
|                                               |                   | |
|                                               |please chose the   | |
|                                               |spell check of your| |
|                                               |choice.            | |
|                                               |                   | |
|                                               | O north hebrew    | |
|                                               | O hindi           | |
|                                               | O shri-lankian    | |
|                                               .______________  ___, |
|                                                              |/     |
|                                                              ,-.    |
|                                                            |0|0|    |
|                                                            | | |    |
|                                                            | `'|    |
|                                                            `._,'    |
`---------------------------------------------------------------------'

Police is still not sure what caused the man to snap and kill his
family and later himself.

this lastfuture for ascii-art news broadcast

SH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLASH*NEWSFLAS





Please note: this story is NOT true.  it was made up by some sick
             weirdo mainly to entertain people.
-- 
 \/    ,-------------------------.
(oO)   | we will infect you too! |
 vv __/`-------------------------'
 JL                               

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From: "lastfuture (Peter Marquardt)" <las...@lastfuture.de>
Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
Subject: NEWSFLASH - man killed family then comitted suicide
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