Re: Oh oh...(was "Re: Marge -- new cartoon")

Dear E.J.M,

    I will accept this post as an apology, if you will
hereby disregard the precipitous, unduly harsh e-type
mail communication I sent to you the other day.

    I was mad about the ugly, trashy argument that it
started on my cartoon thread, which I am sure you did
not intend to cause by your misplaced, but well-intended
correction of my cartoon caption.

    I reiterate that "less" is also an adverb that can,
and is used to indicate a negative, as per most any
English text, dictionary, and thesaurus. Thus, my caption
is perfectly linguistically correct, not to mention
being the common usage.

    Irregargless, I hereby publicly retract my e-type
mail to you, and humbly beseech your better nature to
forgive and forget its contents -- whether or whether
not you agree with my stated position of the captioned
phrase in question.

    In addition, I would like to apologize for any
implicit reference to you I made in later reposts, of
being terminally menstrual.  That was a discourteous
remark that I feel almost as much remorse about as the
e-comm I sent you....... Although I may let that descrip-
tion stand for others, to which it may more aptly apply.

                    Your friend,
                 Jonathon R. Oglesbee

                  oglesbee@
                        mail.fullnet.net

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