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Dufus and Rufus
    
                        


                                            

                

            

        


    

        

            

                

                    
Dufus and Rufus

                    

                        From The Silent Shadow <sil...@s.ashadow>
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                        · 25 Nov 2001 00:09                                                    · View full thread
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     "Readin' the classified ads, Rufus?"
                      /
                     /
           __________                  _____
          //////////\\                \     \
         ////////// \\\                \~~~~(_)
        /// __    __ \\\              __\___(__)____________
        /|| (O|  |(O  ||\            |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
__________/\________/\____           |          |           |
`.  ' .'  \  \   /  /.  '`\__________|          |           |__
. '  . `. `\  \_/  / ` .`` \         |          |          _|
________/  `\_/ \_/..'`\.`' \        |          |         (__)
       /' .` .'o . `. '.\` .`\       |          |         (__)
______/`` . .' '.  .' . '\. `'\______|          |         (__)__
      |. `. ' .o '  . ' `/'` ./      |          |           |
______|' .   ` . .' .  '/`. `/_______|          |           |__
      |'`   .  o ` .  '/ .` /        |          |           |
      |'. `. . ' . .' /____/         |__________|___________|
      /______________/     \           /______|__|_______\
_____/________[__]__//-/-/-/__________/                   |__
    /               /_/_/_/          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

                  "Yep.. lookin' for a truck...(hic!!).., Dufus"
                                   \
                                    \
             ______                  \
            |______|___               \
           (_)     ||.'\
           (_)_____||.''\             ______________________
          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           |          |           |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          |          |           |
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |          |           |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        |          |           |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       |          |           |
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |          |           |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)        |         (__)__ 
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          |           |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___  
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |          |        |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

           "Find anything (hic!)?"
                     /
                    /
           __________
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

             "Yep, it says here that a (hic!) pickup truck is just 
              half a car sold at twice th price ta those who have
                         more dollars then sense...(hic!)."
                                    \
           __________                \
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

       "I drive a (hic!) pickup..."
               \
               \
           __________
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
                                           
                      "And looky here... it says (hic!) that they
                      take a (hic!) delivery truck and put seats 
                        in it and sell it as a converstion van."

                                               /
           __________                          /          
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (O|  |(O ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

                             "They ev'n take (hic!) stationwagins
                                  shaped like cracker boxes,
             ______                and put big tires on 'em
            |______|___              and sell 'em as SUVs."
           (_)     ||.'\                        \
           (_)_____||.''\             ______________________
          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           |          |           |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          |          |           |
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |          |           |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        |          |           |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       |          |           |
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |          |           |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)        |         (__)__ 
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          |           |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___  
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |          |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

     "Well.. (hic!) .. what kinda
        truck you gonna git?"
                     /
                    /
           __________
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (O|  |O) ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

                             "I'm gonna git me one of them
                              two wheel kind... you know, 
                                    hand truck (hic!)" 
                                          \
           __________                      \
          //////////\\                ______________________
         ////////// \\\              |          |           |
        /// __    __ \\\             |          |           |
        /|| (@|  |@) ||\             |          |           |
        \_    (__)    _/             |          |           |
          \  ///\\\  /               |          |           |
      ____/\________/\____           |          |           |
_____/`  \   \   /    /.'`\__________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/   /` .`` \         |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_(_)_/`.'`\.`' \       (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` _| |_ `. '.\` .`\      (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . /_____\.' . '\. `'\_____(__)        |         (__)__
 \` `.\. `.(__    \______/.'`  >     |          |           |
__\` .`\' .(__    |.`' ' '` .`/______|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`(______|__________/         |        @        |
    \____\`.|~~~~~|.' . .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\_|_____|______|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\              \          /         /          /
___/          /           |_________/         /          /___
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |         |         |

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  "(hic!) Give me strength!"
               \
               \
             ______ 
            |______|___
           (_)     ||.'\
           (_)_____||.''\             ______________________
          /(_)  (__/ ..``\           |          |           |
         /// \_  _/ \ ' .`\          |          |           |
         /\\   ||  //\` . .\         |          |           |
         \_  //()\\  _\` `. \        |          |           |
           \  ____  /  \' .  /       |          |           |
      _____/\______/\_/._'. /        |          |           |
_____/` ' \  \ ^ /  /.  '` /_________|          |           |__
    /`.`. `\  \_/  /`  .``/          |_         |          _|
   /. ' /  `\_/ \_/`.'`'./          (__)        |         (__)
  /` . /' .` `.o. `. '.  |          (__)        |         (__)
_/. ` /`` . . . '`.' . ' |__________(__)        |         (__)__ 
 \` `.\. `. `  o . `'    |           |          |           |
__\` .`\' .` . ` '. `'.` |___________|__________|___________|__
   \`. `\'`. ` o'. . ' ' |             |        @        |
    \____\`. .' `  .' ` .|             \_________________/
    /_ _ _\______________|             /______|__|_______\
____\ \ \ \\__[__]_______|____________/                   |__
    /\_\_\_\             |           /          /         /
___/          /          |__________/          /         /___  
  /  ___     /   ___     /          |          |         |



                    

                

            

        


        

            

                

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