Talk: Net Cops :P

(David S. Issel) writes:
>+------ Daniel Au (dca...@casbah.acns.nwu.edu) wrote: -----------
>|
>| Ack!  I got busted by a self proclaimed 'Net Cop' via net mail for posting an
>| 8 line sig in another newsgroup.  He was nice about it, giving me a compliment
>| for it (it was on a star-trek newsgroup and it was the first time I actually
>| used the darn trek sig I made), but told me it was a 'waste of internet
>| resources'. *sigh* 

People if you are offended by strong language then don't read this post.
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THE most annoying organisms are self proclaimed net cops. These small minded 
little nazis suffer from the same psychological disorder as traffic wardens. In
life they have no power and so they get on the net, get into a little community
and it goes to their heads. God I loath their smug little messages, I was on 
irc the other day, called chaos, and this guy says you must use your real name.
I didn't realise what kind of a pathetic, power hungry piece of shit that I was
dealing with. 'Are you taking the mick because my parents decided to call me
chaos :)?' I asked, please note the smiley !. Bam he goes mad, bans my _whole_ 
site from his irc server.

I was forced to apologise to this revolting specimen, that makes jabba the hut
look sexy. I did it for the rest of the people on my site but he can stick his
server up his arse. I only hope one day a Muslim fundamentalist group kidnap
him, drill his teeth full of fillings (root ones preferably) and then force him
to eat cadburies cream eggs with the tin foil still on.

These walking adverts for abortions will one day breed out of society since 
they tend to spend most of their time staring at a computer screen and their
only sexual outlet is tossing off to gifs and jpgs from alt.binaries.pictures.
erotica. The net is one of the few places on Earth which is devoid of rules,
and we are all free. These miserbale anal retentives want to control it, don't
let them do. Post your sig as big as you want it. Hell make an eight page sig
and post it to any net cop.

I think I have made myself clear,

Please do not post any flames because I have an automated flame kill file that
will ingore any messages from a certain indivudual. 

Paul Ross

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