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Original Usenet message from alt.ascii-art, 24 May 2001.
Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!

Re: PLEASE HELP ME!!!

This is stupid how would anyone fall for this shit? I'm almost a teen. I
work my ass off doing chores for ten bucks a week to save and invest in the
stock market! No, not Nortel. I have a S.I.N. number, so i can start work
now! Even though the law says 14. I can mow lawn etc. I have over 2,000
bucks in my bank acount and i'm saving hard!!!!! I want to go to Ryerson and
McMaster, directing PhD, and Science MD. I don't want this person to give me
shit saying ohh, give me money cause i'm to lazy to work my ass off! I don't
believe in that spam shit, cause i'm smart! You have a long time, go get a
job you lazy asshole, and jackass! Now, I'm called lazy, but in this case
i'd be a person who works their ass off 24/7!! Note: sorry for the foul
language, but now i'm really pissed!
"LonWolve" <fot...@altavista.net> wrote in message
news:MPG...@news.lineone.net...
> Although I believe that this "desperate" cry for help was probably
> part of a student's experiments in scam methodology, I have to say
> that the term "labtop" does exist and it also predates the term
> "laptop". It was used to refer to relatively small and therefore
> easily movable - within the lab - computers that in the old days
> performed specialized calculations.
>
> These days laptops (as general purpose computers) can be used in a
> lab or on the road (as true portables), but when used within the lab
> their are still referred to as "labtops". Sometimes, educational
> institutions require specific models of labtop-laptop computers with
> specific configurations.
>
> The ASCII art is pretty cool by the way! :)
>
> LW
>
>
> In article <3b0...@news.ntlworld.com>, stu...@bigfoot.com
> says...
> > On Tue, 22 May 2001 21:15:41 GMT, "Mike  Chomic" <cho...@hotmail.com>
> > enlightened us with:
> >
> > > I beg you, please help
> > > me get a labtop computer.
> >
> > Seems fair enough.
> >
> >
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