GEEK GRRL! Episode 4
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Geek Grrl, I want to license
your new assembler.
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// [.]-[.] Sorry, Bill, but I told you
| _\) before -- the answer is no.
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I don't think you understand. I'm in big trouble here!
XP is crashing all over the world!
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\ ,,////, / Yeah, well...you should have thought
,//////\\ of that before you came up with that
- // [o]-[o] stupid 'vision of the future' WinDoze
| _\) thingy.
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Tell you what...I'll give you 500 million
up front, and 10 per cent of the gross sales.
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,//////\\ / Can't help you, d00d. WinDoze sux. It
// [.]-[.] sucked in 1985, 1995, and it'll ALWAYS
| _\) suck. Not even my assembler can save it.
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All right, then, Geek-bitch...we go to
Plan B. I'll STEAL it!
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// [\]-[/] You try THAT, Willy, and I'll have
| _\) Usama bin Laden all over your ass!
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\ / Can you DO that???
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// [O]-[O] He's a personal friend of mine.
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Annie Ascii -- budding 14-year-old ASCII artist
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##### ##### (~~~))) Willy doesn't know that the
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