Re: the Five---Cornered COW
From Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz>
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· 5 May 1998 00:00 · View full thread
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Socks <soc...@moo.geocities.com> wrote: >> >> Somebody posted that occasional freaks with extra teats do occur: >> I've never seen one myself. Mind you, I've only occasionally been >> around farms, so I can't say for absolutely sure there are none. >> >> Perhaps it is precisely BECAUSE the five teated udder is such a >> rarity that somebody bothered to photograph it and put it on >> a webpage. >It isn't that rare, at least I don't think. I only have four teats (I'm >a cow), but five or more do occur. However, they are usually removed, >so that is probably why you don't see many of them. I do know one cow >that still has a fifth (don't know why she didn't have her's removed, >though), but it is not like she has a fifth section to her udder. The >teat is under-developed, and it is attached to one of the back sections >of her udder. It doesn't cause her any problems that I know of; it's >just a cosmetic thing. Moo! >Moo, Well it seems that Ascii Cows are a mixture and it is difficult to know for certain how many teats a "Normal Ascii Cow" really has: Some seem to have none... # # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### M M OOOO OOOO ### ###### ### MM MM O O O O ####### ####### M M M M O O O O # # M M M O O O O # ### ### # M M O O O O # # # # # # M M OOOO OOOO # # ### # ### # \\ # ### ### # \\ # # \\________ # ######## # \-------- # # ## ## # # # # # # ######### # # #### # # ###### ###### #### ########################### ### ## ## ## # # # ## # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # #### # # # # ##### # # ### # # # # # # # ##################### ######### # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # # ##### ### #### #### ###### ### ###### ###### ( ) ~(^^^^)~ ) @@ \~_ |\ / | \ \~ / ( 0 0 ) \ | | Hey ---___/~ \ | | Hiya /'__/ | ~-_____/ | Doin? o _ ~----~ ___---~ O // | | ((~\ _| -| Oops! I mean MOOOOOOO o O //-_ \/ | ~ | ^ \_ / ~ | | ~ | | / ~ | | ( | \ \ /\ -John Eidson- / -_____-\ \ ~~-* | / \ \ .==. / / / / | | /~ | //~ | |__| ~~~~ ~~~~ Others have two...or perhaps four ? b the MOOsletter 88 ,--)_ __--0),/8888 \_ ------------\ /@) 8888> \--------------/ 8888888 |~~\ |____, 99 888888 8888 8 |~|| / 88888 888 \ || `-----__/ 8888 88 ||| \__ 888 88|\\ \_ 88 8888/ || | | | 888| || | / \ 888/ || |_\ | \_ 88/ // \\ |---\_____/ | 8/ || \ | \_ _\_ | || \ | || ||\ | || | | L L | / ))) | | / / ((((( | | | | ))))) | | | | ((( | _\ | _\ ) //__/ //__/ Still others have 4...or is it 8 ? \\ )) _ _ // ((____)) (( / \ \\ ___ ____ __ ( O O ) ( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ ~~~~ \ / / @@@ @@@ (@@ ( ) --{ MILK ME } { @@ @@@ o _/ ~~ ( @@@@ | ~__--___--____---___--/ / / | | ( ) / | / | | / / |||| | / | / \\ \ \\ \\ ^ ^ ^ ^ (...) c _ _ c ', ,'',~~~~~~~~~~q~`, ~ , '###' q * Samwise : ### ' ###; --=~(@)~=-- ', '___ ,' ||| ""||| (__) ,---------. (oo) | :\/: _ _ \ /-------\/_/ : :: :: : ) / | ____|| \_ ' '`-'`-'/ * ||"" || \__________/ ^^ ^^ Female Cow Some apparently have six or twelve... (__) (oo) /--------\/ / | _____|| * ||""" || ^^ ^^ One can therefore only say that 5 does look distinctly Odd... /( ,,,,, )\ _\,;;;;;;;,/_ .-"; ;;;;;;;;; ;"-. '.__/`_ / \ _`\__.' | (')| |(') | | .--' '--. | |/ o o \| | | / \ _..=.._ / \ /:. '._____.' \ ;::' / \ .; | _|_ _|_ ::| .-| '==o==' '|-. / | . / \ | \ | | ::| | | .| | ( ') (. )::| |: | |; U U U ;|:: | `| |' | | \ U U / |' | | ##V| |_/`"""`\_| |V## jgs ##V## ##V## But, in conclusion, let us consider and reflect on the Moomaid... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Moomaid, Mistress of Bovinity and Sacred Keeper of the Udder of Death v v / (___) \ | (o o) | \_\ /_/ | | /~~~\ / \ ~~|~~|~ | | \ \ Moomaid ( There is no udder like her ) -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bye,
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,ed49690db2ea64a5 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public X-Google-Thread: 11218e,a69aa88269e7c343 X-Google-Attributes: gid11218e,public From: Colin Douthwaite <cfb...@southern.co.nz> Subject: Re: the Five---Cornered COW Date: 1998/05/05 Message-ID: <894...@mnementh.southern.co.nz> X-Deja-AN: 350333384 References: <354...@on.spammer> <199...@ladder03.news.aol.com> <DGq...@xemu.demon.co.uk> <6ifi14$aaq$2...@news7.ispnews.com> <uUxvbQAuxBT1EwB$@xemu.demon.co.uk> <354...@moo.geocities.com> Organization: CLEAR Net, http://www.clear.net.nz/ User-Agent: tin/pre-1.4-980226 (UNIX) (SunOS/5.4 (sun4m)) Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art,alt.cows.moo.moo.moo
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