Re: Searching for Marx Brothers

Mary and Amani Jacobs, U45...@uicvm.uic.edu write:

>Thanks for the Groucho post; I needed a good laugh today. . . .

Well, here's a few more I've collected:

" I resign. I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a
member " 

" Blood's not thicker than money. "
        ( Double Dynamite )

" Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. "
        ( A Day at the Races ).

"Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour; which is probably
more than she ever did. "
        ( Duck Soup ).

" I cannot say that I do not disagree with you. "

"Room service?  Send up a larger room"

 "Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

-----Interruption-----
You know, like this:

> >                 *8o,   
> >                 8 : 8                        8 : 8 
> >                 8 : 8                       |~~\_____/~~\__  |
> > -cfbd-          8 : 8  _____________________ \N1____====== )-+
> >                8 : 8                                ~~~|/~~  |
> >               8 : 8                                    ()     
> >             8 : 8
> >           ,8o,"'                              aircraft by
> >         //                                      -Wil Dixon-
> >        ~~ 

<chortle, chortle>

Oh, sorry... ObNonGrouchoQuote:
     "And Now, Back to Our Show", Rocket J. Squirrel
-----------------

"I must say that I find television very educational.  The minute somebody
turns it on, I go to the library and read a book."

'Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an
institution?' 

"The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut
and his checkbook open."

"I was married by a judge.  I should have asked for a jury.

Groucho:        So, Mrs. Smith, do you have any children?
Mrs. Smith:     Yes, thirteen.
Groucho:        Thirteen!  Good lord, isn't that a burden?
Mrs. Smith:     Well, I love my husband.
Groucho:        Lady, I love my cigar but I take it out of my mouth         
   once in a while.  

"Outside of a dog, books are a man's best friend; 
inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."


---Steve

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Steve Cutchen           If we always do what we've always done,
scu...@arco.com       we'll always get what we've always got...

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