Venusian R. comedy,REQUEST ASCII-ART ELECTRON CLOUD DOT PICTURE

In article <CrK...@world.std.com>
DPi...@world.std.com (Richard D Pierce) writes:

> In article <2tto29$k1...@gap.cco.caltech.edu> pal...@alumni.caltech.edu (David M. Palmer) writes:
> >>Ludwig Plutonium considered the HST discovery of large amounts of
> >>HyPe in M87 and SN 1987A:
> >
> >>|>   It was not coincidental that Hubble would see 1987A, and M87 at the
> >>|> same time in physics history, nor is it coincidental that  both are
> >>|> numbers of 87.
> >
> >I, Pierre Francium, am now ready to reveal the TRUTH.  The entire
> >PolyVerse is a VIRTUAL PHOTON which is forming the electromagnetic force
> >which is binding an electron to the nucleus of an ATOM OF FRANCIUM,
> >ELEMENT 87.
> 
> NO, you are all idiot dull tools of the physics establishment mind 
> dulling machine!
> 
> The real truth is that the universe of Abian and Ludwig and Huey, Dewey
> and Luey B. Larson is really a colloidal suspension of arsenic, sulfur,
> tungsten, iodine, phosphorous and einsteinium. This collection of
> brilliant As S W I P Es is one reason why Venus needs to be made into a
> new earth on the 84th orbital. When we hear from the likes of Ludwig
> Plutonium, we are confused because he is as if he is in a universe of his
> own, floating about in a plasmoid cosmic vocalizing mixture of flourine,
> uranium, carbon, potassium and helium, because it is difficult to see
> what F U C K He is talking about. 
> 
> And, by the way, you unthinking moronic hero worshipers of the so-called 
> scientific great, the word is TRVTH, not TRUTH. I know, because that's 
> what I saw on some big buildings in Washington.

  The irony I was struck with by reading the above comedy is that a
person can turn chemical symbols into words and vice versa. But try to
make an electron cloud dot pictures on the INTERNET is too difficult. I
again plea for anyone to make electron cloud dot pictures ascii art.
The below are useful texts to refer to electron cloud dot pictures.
 INTRODUCTION TO ATOMIC SPECTRA by Harvey White 1934. It is a shame
they do not print this book any longer. On page 71 it shows twenty four
pictures of hydrogen electron clouds. One of them is the 5f6, the one
which looks like a human being or two humans close together. For the
first time, humanity can draw a picture likeness of our Maker. One
thing is sure of the drawing, it will be symmetrical.

The book QUANTA by Atkins 1991 page 119 shows f orbitals shapes. A
drawer would have to do a dot pattern.

PHYSICS part 2 Halliday & Resnick Extended Version 1986 page 572 with
enlarged view of nucleus. I would want also an enlarged view of the
Solar System  as dots with the Sun as the biggest dot and Jupiter the
next largest. Such a dot picture would have to get the Solar System in
correct still picture pattern which is difficult to do in ascii-art due
to the constraints of the keyboard. And an artist would do an enlarged
dot picture of the night sky showing the Dippers and Sirius,
Betelgeuse, etc. as part of the 5f6.

Journal of Chemical Education Vol 65 Number 1 Jan 1988 pages 31-33
"Order out of Chaos:Shapes of Hydrogen Orbitals" by G.L.Breneman. These
pictures are perhaps good as a summary of shapes.

5th edition 1991 Chemistry the Central Science by Brown, LeMay, Bursten
pages 188-189 for good electron cloud dot pictures.

Principles of Modern Chemistry by Oxtoby, Nachtrieb 1990 2nd edition
page 504 has angular and radial parts of wavefunction for one-electron
atoms. For those math inclined can see where I pulled the nodes from in
my crude ascii-art drawing. Then from pages 505-507 contains good
electron cloud dot pictures.

   I hope the above is enough to get some artists to do their
interpretation of the 5f6. Anyone doing art work of the 5f6, please put
your name or initials in the corner so that when others copy paste your
work that you have the credit. This is the usual form of credit for
art, similar to credit when someone copy-reposts anothers writing.
                       94th ELECTRON OF 231PU
               Very crude dot picture of 5f6, 94TH ELECTRON

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                          LP
        One of those dots is the Sun with 9 smaller dots around it.
Look in a chemistry textbook or quantum physics textbook of the
electron cloud dot picture.