Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody)
From joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl>
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· 5 Jul 2000 00:00 · View full thread
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Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of Things. wrote: > > I think everyone needs to seriously ask themselves... how did this thread go > from this: > > Subject: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody) > Date: Sat, 10 Jun 2000 13:44:11 -0700 > From: "Lord Oneiros of The Sacred Order Of Things." > > Guys, wish you had a bigger penis? > Does it sorta look small? like this? > __ > / \ > (_ _) > / \ > / \ > \ / > #\__/# > #%%%%# > #%%# > > wish it looked like this? > > _..._ > / \ > (_ _) > / \ > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > | | > \ / > ##\___/## > ##%%%%## > ##%%## > get our new SAFE vacuum system. > It DOESN'T hurt!!! > > to this: > > Subject: > Doors Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody) > Date: > Sun, 25 Jun 2000 16:38:44 +0500 > From: > Alex Dethler <ale...@netscape.net> > Reply-To: > a...@nu.umn.ru > Organization: > Sent via Graf's Inn at news://news.relhum.org > Newsgroups: > alt.ascii-art > References: > 1 , 2 , 3 , 4 , 5 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 , 10 , 11 , 12 , 13 , 14 > > Alex Krcek wrote: > > > > > >Tell me the way to the next whisky-bar.. (c) ..;) > > > > Ah, i see Tom Waits (or was it Tom Watts?) has made > > > > his way to Russia too! > > > Waits, and he made it very long time ago.. ;) > > Someone will correct me if I'm wrong, but I think tt's an old German > > song... The Doors played it too (Alabam Song). > > I mean, he made his way to Russia - not song.. ;)) > But I though that song were written by him, too.. > I heard this song played by Tom Waits, Doors.. ;) > > > ObAscii : > > The Door : > > _________ > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | O| > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > | | > > |_________| > > ObAscii : > The Opened Door : > > /|| > / ||_______ > | || | > | || | > | || | > | || | > | || | > | O|| | > | || | > | || | > | || | > | || | > | ||_______| > \ || > \|| > > ad > > when the music's over, turn off the light (c) .. Let me guess... to enlarge your penis put it in the opening and slam the door. / .-. / 7, `\,')/, ( \\ =/= ))) ) \\ < . D/ ( \\ `e_ / \ \\_ __\ \___ ) / 7// ~ `\ / |( / ) ) , \ ( ' `\(_ (_' \ \ \ \__/ \ (\ ) ) )) \\ | /( ( )\| ( \_ / '( \ | ( |'\/\ | | | | | / ( ` /( ,( | ( ) \ | ) \ | | / \ | | / \ | /( )\ / / \ \ b'ger __/_/ \_\ ____ joris
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: f996b,54ee0ec849f05197 X-Google-Attributes: gidf996b,public From: joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> Subject: Re: Bigger penis, Better sex!(parody) Date: 2000/07/05 Message-ID: <396...@xs4all.nl>#1/1 X-Deja-AN: 642799798 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit References: <ms2...@4ax.com> <394...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> <13d...@4ax.com> <394...@news.concentric.net> <b1p...@4ax.com> <394...@2die4.com> <394...@uswest.REMOVETHISIFYOUWANTTOREPLY.net> <2eg...@4ax.com> <394...@netscape.net> <vdu...@4ax.com> <UTp...@4ax.com> <394...@netscape.net> <394...@web.de> <395...@uswest.REMOVETOREPLY.net> Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii X-Complaints-To: abu...@xs4all.nl X-Trace: news1.xs4all.nl 962829518 3188 194.109.236.5 (5 Jul 2000 20:38:38 GMT) Organization: XS4ALL Internet BV Mime-Version: 1.0 NNTP-Posting-Date: 5 Jul 2000 20:38:38 GMT Newsgroups: alt.ascii-art
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