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A classic piece of ASCII history, the Ponguins were created by Thomas “Karoshi” Wolfart in the mid-90s and quickly became a beloved staple across MausNet and the ASCII-ART newsgroup. This page mirrors the original Frequently Asked Ponguins collection, preserving its formatting and spirit for non-commercial, ad-free access.
Frequently Asked Ponguins
*** The one and Only FAP ***
Frequently Asked Ponguins
Compiled by Karoshi
Copyright (c) 1997 by Thomas Wolfart
Last Changes: 21.03.97
Special thanks to: Teppich, NJoy, Hadley B. Jones, Seli, Christophe
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(v) (°> \(°>/ (°< <boalb>
/( )\ (-) ( ) (@) `,
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ $&ß
(*> Where's the party? (°> Where's the beach?
(ú) <====>
^^ ^^
(ö) <yoodelööö> (v) <flöööt>
( ) (|)
^^ ^^
(°>--< <(°°> Chˆrnob˜l rulz!
( )' <frööööööt> ((ú()
^^ ^^^^
(°>/' ° _ <°)
( ) =====|==== /( ) Ping-Ponguin!
^^ ` ^^
°v° Besuch aus (°>/ ...bip...
(°) Tschernobyl 8-( )\ ...bip...
^^ ^^
(°>_(°>_(°>/_(°>/_(°>/_(°>/_(°> <hicks>
( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( )-U ...Ponguin-Polonaise!
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
(°><'). - OUTSCH! POGO-PONGUIN-POWER!
. ( )=( )\
// ^^ ^^
_.~
(°> (°> Uff! ( 0 >-<}~~
(\/' \\ Ponguin-Pounce! ( ) ..paralysed..
^^^^ ^ ^
Hehehe.. ooooO Ooooo ((°>> Ponguin-Beben!
(v) ( ) ( ) (( ))
( )\) ( ) ( ^^
^^ (__) (__)
Jagdausflug '96
(_\_|___|_/_) Yipiiii! _q@- (__)
____/\__(o o) \_ (°>_(oo) Ponguin
/ _\ /_\ <zieh,zerr> /--(%)--\/ Cowboy
>--|_____|_/ O '\(°> / | ^ ||
| | \ (|) * ||W---||
^ ^ ^ ^^ ~~ ~~
<°|°> Ponguin (°> Pornoguin
(v|v) made in Siam (ú)
^^ ^^ ^'^
(°> ..li'le girl..
° The invisible one! /_\
^^
,o H Ponguin, der
The King (°> \(^)/ Kantholz-Schlucker!
is back! (#) ( )
^^ ^ ^
ACHTUNG! Polarmeer-
<°) Ponguin mit (°>-² schaumpfeifuin
===/( )== ungesichertem (v)
^^ Kantholz! ^^
(°>_/'\__ Ponguin spielt .--. Ponguin macht
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ (mit) Flipper <@«»@)(°> "die Schildkröte"
w
(°>
(v) o <schwitz,strampel> (°> Ponguin goes
\@//-_ King Pong auf der ( \._ Tour de France!
(_)\(_) Tour de France (_)\(_)
("`-''-/").___..--''"`-._ Ponguin spielt
{doofes Vieh} `6_ 6 ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`) "Hol-das-Kantholz"
(°> (_Y_.)' ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-' mit Simba
==( )\=== _..`--'_..-_/ /--'_.' ,
^^ (il),-`` (li),` ((!.-`
(°> o. Ponguin VOR der Pressekonferenz
(¨) |`
^^ ^
? .'
(°> o| Ponguin NACH der Pressekonferenz
^^ ^
(v) , <hicks> (v) (v) (°>{~) <glucks>
/( )[8 (~) () ( ~~
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^^
<|_)
._ |
(°> (| `] (v)| (°><|
\(~-==`-Ù' (.)| (v) ` <schluck>
|~|^ |XX| ^ ^ ^^
O
Ruuuuudooolphh! o
.* / .°
&°> (Q) <..ächz..>
( ` /( )\
^^ ^^
___________
| Freiheit |
| für |
| Grönland! |
|___________| Pinoccionguin
, |
(v)| -======°)
( -+ ( )
^^| ^^
Have You seen this chicken?
(°>|~|_o_,
(~~|#:::::\
~~0~0~~~0~0~`
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
. .
. .
.
/'\ vv
/' /' ooooouuuaaaaahhh! _( )
<' /' <o)\
=====O=
-- (°> Rollerbladuin (°> Groovy
- (v) (\) Ponguin
°°° ^^
___ ___
," `\(v)/' ", Pterodactuin
( )
"
(°< <wüüüüürg>
(\[]. Ponguin bei Birgen-Air
^^
_
(@)
v
<ächz> |
`(v)/| Ponguin-Party-Pesucher
/(.) | im Dialog mit der Straßenlampe
^ ^ `
\ || ,_
||(°> \<°)/`-' (Ponguin Hood in Aktion!)
[]( -/ (.) Gimme all your gold, SHERIFF!
^^ ^ ^
* ' +
(%) C00l... lot o' stars...<hicks>
~(/)
^ ^
(°>_ Com' on! GROW!
(\[]ý'
^^ .vVv.
\(^)/ Superponguin (0) Iks..Gimmesomefoood!
(S) goes UP! ( )
" ^^
_=_
\<°) ) ) (v) So long?
(5)\ (")
O... ^^ Say.. Where's my car? ^^
Peepin' (->--------o <°) -Huuhuuu!
Ponguin ( ) (oo)
^^ ^ ^
<°) ..more MEAT!
\ = / (°>==####
(.) (_) ( )'
^ ^ """ ^^
~\ (°>
\\(~~\ Hell's Angel-Ponguin!
(o)~(o)
Ponguin läßt <zieh,zerr>
die Sau raus. (°> . _ <quiiiiiiiik>
( ~~------.--'°]
^^ />~~>\
(^) Cookin'
°\_(v)_/° Ponguin
[~]
~~~~~~~
. <fuchtel>
|_(v)
<krach> /\ (.)\/'/\ A new star is born!
`\/'[o]~]`\/'
^ /\ /\^ <schepper>
,
<schlürf> (v) (°> >°) V.I.P.'s
(Y/ / \Y (Y/) (verrry important Ponguins!)
^ ^ ^^ ^^
__
Vote me! / \
(°>' | _/ Brain
(v) °\ \°>
^^ ^ (v)
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