Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art.animation, started 18 Aug 1997.
Fantastic Concept!!
alt.ascii-art.animation
· 1 message · 18 Aug 1997
Dear reader,
I have received this LETTER at least three times in the last 2 months, so
I gave in and said " Well, lets see if it really works". To keep a long story
short, I have received over $12,000 in cash in less than 4 weeks. I am
now and forever a true believer of this money making concept. " What a
Machine!".
John B, Blue Island Publications, California
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You are about to make at least $50,000 in less than 90 day's.
Read the enclosed program:
THEN READ IT AGAIN!
The enclosed information is something I almost let slip through my fingers.
Fortunately, some time later I re-read everything and gave some thought
and study to it.
My name is Chris Eckerson. Two years ago, the corporation where I had
worked twelve years down-sized and my position was eliminated. After
unproductive job interviews, I decided to open my own business. Over
the past years, I encountered many unforeseen financial problems. I
owed my family, friends, and creditors over $35,000. The economy was
taking a toll on my business and I just couldn't seem to make ends meet.
I had to refinance and borrow against my home to support my family and
struggling business. I truly believe it was wrong for me to be in debt like
this.
AT THAT MOMENT something significant happened in my life and I am
writing to share my experience in hopes that this will change your life
financially......FOREVER!
In mid-December, I received this program via email. For six months( prior
to receiving this program) I had been sending away for information on
various business opportunities but the programs I received were not , in
my opinion, cost effective. They were either too difficult for me to
comprehend or the initial investment was too much of a risk to see if they
worked or not. One claimed I'd make a million dollars in one year...it
didn't tell me I'd have to write a book to make it. Then, as I was saying,
in December of '95 I received this program. I didn't send for it or ask for it ,
they just got my name off a mailing list . THANK GOODNESS FOR
THAT!!! After reading it several times to make sure I was reading it
correctly, I couldn't believe my eyes. Here was a MONEY-MAKING
PHENOMENON. I could invest as much as I wanted to start, without
putting myself further in debt. After I got a pencil and figured it out, I
knew that in the WORST case I would still get my money back. After
determining that the program is LEGAL and NOT A CHAIN LETTER,
I decided.....why not?
Initially, I sent out 10,000 e-mails. It cost me about $15.00 for my time
on-line. The great thing about e-mail is that I didn't need any money for
printing to send out the program, only the cost to fill my orders. I am
telling you like it is and I hope it doesn't turn you off, but I promised
myself that I would not "rip anyone off" no matter how much money
it cost me!
In less than one week , I started to receive orders for REPORT #1.
By January 13th, I had received 26 orders for REPORT #1. When
you read the GUARANTEE in the program, you will see that " YOU
MUST RECEIVE 15 TO 20 ORDERS FOR REPORT #1 WITHIN
TWO WEEKS. IF YOU DON'T, SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS
UNTIL YOU DO! My first step in making $50,000 in 20 to 90 days
was done. By January 30th , I had received 196 orders for REPORT
#2. If you go back to the GUARANTEE, " YOU MUST RECEIVE 100
OR MORE ORDERS FOR REPORT #2 WITHIN TWO WEEKS. IF
NOT , SEND OUT MORE PROGRAMS UNTIL YOU DO. " Once you
have 100 orders , THE REST IS EASY! Relax , YOU WILL MAKE
YOUR $50,000 GOAL." Well, I had 196 orders for REPORT #2:
96 more than I needed! So I sat back and relaxed....
By March 19th 1996, I had received $58,000 with more coming in
everyday! I paid off ALL my debts and bought a much needed new car.
PLEASE! Take time to read the attached program; IT WILL CHANGE
YOUR LIFE FOREVER! Remember, it won't work if you don't try it. This
program does work, but you must follow it EXACTLY! Especially the rule
of placing your name in REPORT #1, and shifting all others to the next
report. REPORT #2 explains this. Always follow the guarantee of 15 to
20 orders for REPORT #1, and 100 or more orders for REPORT #2 and
you will make $50,000 or more in 20 to 90 days. I AM LIVING PROOF
THAT IT WORKS!!!
If you choose not to participate in this program, I'm sorry. It really is a great
opportunity with little cost or risk to you. If you choose to participate, follow
the program and you will be on your way to financial security.
If you are a fellow business owner and you are in financial trouble like I was,
or if you want to start your own business, consider this a sign. I DID!
Sincerely,
Chris Eckerson
P.S. Do you have any idea what 11,700 $5 bills ($58,000) looks like piled
up on a kitchen table? IT'S AWSOME!
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"THREW IT AWAY"
" I received this program before . I threw it away, but later wondered if I
shouldn't have given it a try. Of course I had no idea who to contact to get
a copy so I had to wait until I was e-mailed another copy of the program.
Eleven months passed before it came. I DIDN'T throw this one away and
I made $41,000 on the first try.
Dawn W. , Evansville, IN
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"NO FREE LUNCH"
"My late father always told me, "Remember Alan, there is no free lunch in
life. You get out of life what you put into it. ' Through trial and error and a
somewhat slow and frustrating start, I finally figured it out, The program works
very well, I just had to find the right target group of people to e-mail it to. So
far this year , I have made over $63,000 using this program. I know my dad
would have been very proud of me."
Alan B., Philadelphia, PA
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A PERSONAL NOTE FROM THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS PROGRAM.
By the time you've read the enclosed information and looked over the program
and reports, you should have concluded that such a program...and one that is
legal, could have been created by an amateur.
Let me tell a little about myself. I had a profitable business for ten years.
Then in 1979 my business began falling off. I was doing the same things
that were previously successful for me, but it wasn't working. Finally, I
figured it out. It wasn't me, it was the economy. Inflation and recession had
replaced the stable economy that had been with us since 1945. I don't
have to tell you what happened to the unemployment rate....many of you
know from first hand experience. There were more failures and bankruptcies
than ever before.
The middle class was vanishing. Those who knew what they were doing
invested wisely and moved up. Those who did not, including those who
never had anything to save or invest, were moving down the ranks of the
poor. As the saying goes, " THE RICH GET RICHER AND POOR GET
POORER". The traditional methods of making money will never allow you
to "move up" or "get rich". Inflation will see to that.
You have just received information that can give you financial freedom for
the rest of your life. With no risk and just a little bit of effort you can make
more money in the next few months than you have ever imagined.
Let me also point out that I will not see a penny of your money, nor anyone
else who has provided a testimonial for this program. I have already made
over FOUR MILLION DOLLARS! I have retired from the program after
sending out over 16,000 programs. Now I have several offices which
market this and several other programs here in the U.S and overseas.
By the spring , we hope to be marketing the Internet via a partnership with
America On Line.
Follow the program EXACTLY AS INSTRUCTED. Do not change it in
anyway; it works exceedingly well as it is now. Remember to e-mail a
copy of this exciting program to everyone that you can think of. One
of the people you send this to may send out 50,000 and your name will
be on everyone of them! Remember, the more you send out, the more
potential customers you will reach.
So, my friend, I have given you the ideas, information, materials and
opportunity to become financially independent. NOW IT IS UP TO
YOU!
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"THINK ABOUT IT"
Before you delete this program from your mailbox, as I almost did, take
a little time to read it and THINK ABOUT IT. Get a pencil and figure
out what could happen when YOU participate. Figure out the worst
possible response and no matter how you calculate, you will still make
a lot of money! You'll definitely get back what you invested. Any doubts
you have will vanish when your first orders come in. IT WORKS!
Paul Johnson, Raleigh, NC
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HERE'S HOW THIS AMAZING PROGRAM WILL MAKE YOU $$$$$$
Let's say that you decide to start small, just to see how it goes, and we'll
assume you and all those involved send out 2,000 programs each. Let's
also assume that the mailing receives a .5% response. Using a good list
the response could be much better.
Also many people will send out hundreds of thousands of programs
instead of 2,000. To continue with this example, you've sent out 2,000
programs with a 5% response rate. That is only 10 orders for report #1.
Those 10 people respond by sending out 2,000 programs each for a total
of 20,000. One half of one percent (5%, or 100 people) respond and
order REPORT #2. Those 100 mail out 2,000 programs each for a total
of 200,000. The 5% response to that is 1,000 orders for REPORT #3.
Finally, those 1,000 send out 2,000 programs each for a 2,000,000 total.
The 5% response to that is 10,000 orders for REPORT #4. That's
10,000 five dollar bills for you....CASH!!!! Your total income in this
example is $50 + $500 + $5000 + $50,000 for a total of $55,550!!!
REMEMBER FRIEND, THIS IS ASSUMING 1,990 OUT OF 2,000
PEOPLE YOU MAIL TO WILL DO ABSOLUTELY NOTHING AND
TRASH THIS PROGRAM! DARE TO THINK FOR A MOMENT WHAT
WOULD HAPPEN IF EVERYONE OR EVEN JUST HALF SENT OUT
100,000 PROGRAMS INSTEAD OF ONLY 2,000? Believe me, many
people will do that and more! By the way, your cost to participate in this
was practically nothing. You obviously already have an Internet
connection and e-mail is FREE!!! REPORT #3 will show you the best
methods for bulk e-mailing and purchasing-mail lists.
THIS IS A LEGITIMATE MONEY MAKING OPPORTUNITY. It does
not require you to come into contact with people, do any hard work,
and best of all you never have to leave the house except to get the
mail. If you believe that someday you'll get the big break that you've
been waiting for, THIS IS IT! Simply follow the instructions and your
dreams will come true. This multi-level e-mail order marketing program
works perfectly 100% EVERYTIME. E-mail is the sales tool of the future.
Take advantage of this non-commercialized method of advertising NOW!.
The longer you wait, the more people will be doing business using e-mail.
Get your piece of this action!
MULTI-LEVEL MARKETING (MLM) has finally gained respectability. It is
being taught in the Harvard Business School, and both Stanford Research
and The Wall Street Journal have stated that between 50% and 60% of all
goods and services will be sold through multi-level methods by the mid to
late 1990's. This is a Multi-Billion Dollar industry and of the 500,000
millionaires in the U.S, 20% (100,000) made their fortune in the last several
years in MLM's. Moreover, statistics show 45 people become millionaires
everyday through Multi-Level Marketing.
INSTRUCTIONS
We at Erris Mail Order Marketing Business, have a method of raising
capitol that REALLY WORKS 100% EVERYTIME. I am sure that you could
use $50,000 to $125,000 in the next 20 to 90 days. Before you say "BULL",
please read the program carefully.
This is not a chain letter, but a perfectly legal money making opportunity.
Basically, this is what we do: As with all multi-level business, we build
our business by recruiting new partners and selling our products. Every
state in the USA allows you to recruit new multi-level business partners,
and we offer a product for EVERY dollar sent. ORDERS ARE PLACED
AND FILLED THROUGH THE MAIL, so you are not involved in personal
selling. You do it privately, in your own home, store or office.
This is the GREATEST Multi-Level Mail Order Marketing anywhere:
STEP 1: Order all 4 REPORTS listed by NAME AND NUMBER. Do this
by ordering the REPORT from each of the four names listed on the next
page. For each REPORT, send $5 CASH, and a SELF-ADDRESSED,
STAMPED envelope (Business size #10) to the person listed for the
SPECIFIC REPORT. International orders should also include $1 extra for
postage. It is essential that you specify the NAME and NUMBER of the
report requested to the person you are ordering from. You will need ALL
FOUR REPORTS because you will be REPRINTING and RESELLING
them. DO NOT alter the names or sequence other than what the
instructions say. **IMPORTANT! Always provide same-day service on
all orders!**
STEP 2 Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours,
moving the one that was there down to REPORT #2. Drop the name
and address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3, moving that one that
was under there to REPORT #4. The name and address that were under
REPORT #4 is dropped from the list and this party is no doubt on the way
to the bank. When doing this, make certain you type the NAMES AND
ADDRESSES CORRECTLY! DO NOT MIX UP MOVING
PRODUCT/REPORTPOSITIONS!!!
STEP 3 Having made the required changes in the NAME list, save it
as a text ( .txt ) file in its own directory to be used with what ever e-mail
program you like. Again, REPORT #3 will tell you the best methods of
bulk e-mailing and acquiring email lists.
STEP 4, E-mail a copy of the entire program (all of this is very important)
to everyone whose address you can get your hands on. Start with friends
and relatives since you can encourage them to take advantage of this
fabulous money-making opportunity. (That's what I did and they love me
more now than ever). Then, e-mail to anybody and everyone! Use
your imagination! You can get e-mail addresses from companies on the
Internet who specializes in e-mail mailing lists. These are very cheap,
100,000 addresses for around $35 dollars. IMPORTANT: You won't get
a good response if you use an old list, so always request a FRESH, NEW
list. You will find out where to purchase these lists when you order the
fourth REPORT.
ALWAYS PROVIDE SAME-DAY SERVICE ON ALL ORDERS!!!
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REQUIRED REPORTS
***ORDER each REPORT by NUMBER and NAME***
ALWAYS SEND SELF-ADDRESSED, STAMPED ENVELOPE AND
$5 CASH FOR EACH ORDER, REQUESTING THE SPECIFIC
REPORT BY NAME AND NUMBER.
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REPORT #1
" HOW TO MAKE $250,000 THROUGH MULTI-LEVEL SALES "
ORDER REPORT #1 FROM:
T.L Emrick
P.O. 850656
Mobile, Alabama 36685 USA
**ALSO: TIPS on Success the first time around**
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REPORT #2
" MAJOR CORPORATIONS AND MULTI-LEVEL SALES "
ORDER REPORT #2 FROM:
TNT Worldwide Enterprises, Inc.
P.O. Box 867524
Plano, TX 75086-7524
USA
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REPORT #3 " SOURCES FOR THE BEST MAILING LISTS "
ORDER REPORT #3 FROM:
Blue Island Publications
588 Fernando Dr.
Navato, CA 94945
USA
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REPORT #4 " EVALUATING MULTI-LEVEL SALES PLANS "
ORDER REPORT #4 FROM:
JPR Enterprises
2457A S. Hiawassee Rd.
Suite 112
Orlando, FL 32835
USA
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