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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 23 Sep 2004.
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| | | / __|/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ __|   / _ \ | '__/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _ \
| |_| \__ \  __/ | | |  __/ |_   / ___ \| | | (__| | | | |\ V /  __/
 \___/|___/\___|_| |_|\___|\__| /_/   \_\_|  \___|_| |_|_| \_/ \___|
Li'l Bastard No.3

Li'l Bastard No.3

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 23 Sep 2004 - 23 Sep 2004
Simon Williams <bil...@microsoft.com> ASCII art 23 Sep 2004 00:30 · permalink · report
****************************************
**        40 COLUMN PRODUCTIONS       **
**               presents             **
****************************************
 _      _  _ _                        _
| |    (_)( ) |     @#$%!!    ?      | |
| |     _ |/| |         `   /^ ^\    | |
| |    | |  | |        ,-__( \_/ )   | |
| |____| |  | |       /    /\___/\   | |
 ______|_|   \_)   ,_-\  \/ /__/\ \  | |
|  __  \          /______/\mm   mm/  | |
| |__)  )____  ___ | |_ _____  ______| |
|  __  (____ |/___(   _(____ |/ __/ _  |
| |__) / ___ |___ || |_/ ___ | | ( (_| |
|______\_____(___/  \__\_____|_|  \____|

     STORY/ASCII BY THE MAGNIFICENT
66 _  _ ___ ___    _   _   _ ___  ___ 99
  | \| | __|   \  | | | | | |   \|   \
| | .` | _|| |) | | |_| |_| | |) | |) ||
| |_|\_|___|___/  |____\___/|___/|___/ |
|                                      |
| FOR BEST RESULTS SET YOUR TERMINAL TO|
|________40 COLUMNS x 24 LINES_________|

                        \_        \  \
  Who's a pretty baby   |          \  \
  then? Let Nana have    \ \  | / //  |
  a better look at        ========/   /
  her darling little     // | |  /   /
  one...                | |   | /\  /
                        | |   | WW\/|
                        | |   |     |
                        |     |     |
                        |           |
                        |           |
                        |           |
                        |  |        |
                        |  |        |
                        |  |        |
                        |  |        |
                        |  |  |    ||
            ?           |  |  |    ||
          /6 6\         |  |  |    ||
     ,-__(  o  )         ~~~~~~~~~~~
    /    /\___/\            / /    \
 ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \ _       _/_/     |
/______/\mm___mm/(*)_____(_(____/|_|___

                       \_        \  \
  I'll just walk over  |          \  \
  to you as fast as    /\ \  | / //  |
  these old legs can  /  ========/   /
  carry me...        /  // | |  /   /
                    /\ |     | /\  /
                    Ww\|       WW\/|
                       |           |
                       |           |
     .....             |           |
    (     )            |           |
   ( Check )           |           |
  (  this   )          |           |
   (  out  )           |           |
    (.....)            |           |
       ()              |  |        |
         o             |  |       ||
            )  *nudge* || | |     ||
          /, ,\   '     ~~~~|  |  ||
     ,-__(  -  )  '   _/    ~~~~~~~
    /    /\___/\  '  (___/|_|/    \
 ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \ '  _     _/     |
/______/\mm____\mr(((*)___(____/|_|_____


 /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

   888    d8P  8888888b.  8888888b.
   888   d8P   888   Y88b 888   Y88b
   888  d8P    888    888 888    888
   888d88K     888   d88P 888   d88P
   8888888b    8888888P"  8888888P"
   888  Y88b   888 T88b   888 T88b
   888   Y88b  888  T88b  888  T88b
   888    Y88b 888   T88b 888   T88b

        d8888 888    d8P  888 888 888
       d88888 888   d8P   888 888 888
      d88P888 888  d8P    888 888 888
     d88P 888 888d88K     888 888 888
    d88P  888 8888888b    888 888 888
   d88P   888 888  Y88b   Y8P Y8P Y8P
  d8888888888 888   Y88b   "   "   "
 d88P     888 888    Y88b 888 888 888

 \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/


                     oooOOOWWwww...
                    my hip's broken!

                  You'll pay for this
                  you little bastard!

                                \
                                 \


    .................
   (                 )
  ( ...like shooting  )
 ( fish in a barrel... )
  (...................)
       ()
         o                 _    ________
            !             | |  )
          /^ ^\           |  \ (--
     ,-__( (_) )          |   \)
    /    /\___/\           \   (--
 ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \     _    _\  )
/______/\mm____\mm___(*)__|____(_____LD8

bil...@microsoft.com (Simon Williams) wrote:
>****************************************
>**        40 COLUMN PRODUCTIONS       **
>**               presents             **
>****************************************
> _      _  _ _                        _
>| |    (_)( ) |     @#$%!!    ?      | |
>| |     _ |/| |         `   /^ ^\    | |
>| |    | |  | |        ,-__( \_/ )   | |
>| |____| |  | |       /    /\___/\   | |
> ______|_|   \_)   ,_-\  \/ /__/\ \  | |
>|  __  \          /______/\mm   mm/  | |
>| |__)  )____  ___ | |_ _____  ______| |
>|  __  (____ |/___(   _(____ |/ __/ _  |
>| |__) / ___ |___ || |_/ ___ | | ( (_| |
>|______\_____(___/  \__\_____|_|  \____|
>
>     STORY/ASCII BY THE MAGNIFICENT
>66 _  _ ___ ___    _   _   _ ___  ___ 99
>  | \| | __|   \  | | | | | |   \|   \
>| | .` | _|| |) | | |_| |_| | |) | |) ||
>| |_|\_|___|___/  |____\___/|___/|___/ |
>|                                      |
>| FOR BEST RESULTS SET YOUR TERMINAL TO|
>|________40 COLUMNS x 24 LINES_________|
>
>                        \_        \  \
>  Who's a pretty baby   |          \  \
>  then? Let Nana have    \ \  | / //  |
>  a better look at        ========/   /
>  her darling little     // | |  /   /
>  one...                | |   | /\  /
>                        | |   | WW\/|
>                        | |   |     |
>                        |     |     |
>                        |           |
>                        |           |
>                        |           |
>                        |  |        |
>                        |  |        |
>                        |  |        |
>                        |  |        |
>                        |  |  |    ||
>            ?           |  |  |    ||
>          /6 6\         |  |  |    ||
>     ,-__(  o  )         ~~~~~~~~~~~
>    /    /\___/\            / /    \
> ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \ _       _/_/     |
>/______/\mm___mm/(*)_____(_(____/|_|___
>
>                       \_        \  \
>  I'll just walk over  |          \  \
>  to you as fast as    /\ \  | / //  |
>  these old legs can  /  ========/   /
>  carry me...        /  // | |  /   /
>                    /\ |     | /\  /
>                    Ww\|       WW\/|
>                       |           |
>                       |           |
>     .....             |           |
>    (     )            |           |
>   ( Check )           |           |
>  (  this   )          |           |
>   (  out  )           |           |
>    (.....)            |           |
>       ()              |  |        |
>         o             |  |       ||
>            )  *nudge* || | |     ||
>          /, ,\   '     ~~~~|  |  ||
>     ,-__(  -  )  '   _/    ~~~~~~~
>    /    /\___/\  '  (___/|_|/    \
> ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \ '  _     _/     |
>/______/\mm____\mr(((*)___(____/|_|_____
>
>
> /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
>
>   888    d8P  8888888b.  8888888b.
>   888   d8P   888   Y88b 888   Y88b
>   888  d8P    888    888 888    888
>   888d88K     888   d88P 888   d88P
>   8888888b    8888888P"  8888888P"
>   888  Y88b   888 T88b   888 T88b
>   888   Y88b  888  T88b  888  T88b
>   888    Y88b 888   T88b 888   T88b
>
>        d8888 888    d8P  888 888 888
>       d88888 888   d8P   888 888 888
>      d88P888 888  d8P    888 888 888
>     d88P 888 888d88K     888 888 888
>    d88P  888 8888888b    888 888 888
>   d88P   888 888  Y88b   Y8P Y8P Y8P
>  d8888888888 888   Y88b   "   "   "
> d88P     888 888    Y88b 888 888 888
>
> \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
>
>
>                     oooOOOWWwww...
>                    my hip's broken!
>
>                  You'll pay for this
>                  you little bastard!
>
>                                \
>                                 \
>
>
>    .................
>   (                 )
>  ( ...like shooting  )
> ( fish in a barrel... )
>  (...................)
>       ()
>         o                 _    ________
>            !             | |  )
>          /^ ^\           |  \ (--
>     ,-__( (_) )          |   \)
>    /    /\___/\           \   (--
> ,_-\  \/ /  /\ \     _    _\  )
>/______/\mm____\mm___(*)__|____(_____LD8

Excellent drawing. Funny too :D

Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> wrote:

> Excellent drawing. Funny too :D

Thanks, I'll take that as a compliment...


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