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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 18 Nov 1997.
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Grapefruit

Grapefruit

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 18 Nov 1997 - 21 Nov 1997
Mike <ack...@blast.net> 18 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Sooo.....
Can anybody do a grapefruit?
Halved with a spoon, preferably :)
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Ilmari Karonen <ilt...@sci.fi> ASCII art 21 Nov 1997 00:00 · permalink · report
Mike (ack...@blast.net) wrote:
: Sooo.....
: Can anybody do a grapefruit?
: Halved with a spoon, preferably :)
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Well, let me tell you it wasn't easy to do with a spoon, especially not
with a small one like that, but I think I made it. A bit messy, but it
is roughly halved. For anyone else who'd like to try, I'd really
recommend using a knife. :-)

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"`-(_,-"" `-' (,' itz      | make some for you too, you should pay for them!

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