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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Dec 2002.
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ASCII Art Fart for Wed, Dec 11, 2002

ASCII Art Fart for Wed, Dec 11, 2002

alt.ascii-art · 9 messages · 12 Dec 2002 - 12 Dec 2002
 _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> 
>             /-----|   IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS 
>          \-'      |   SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED 
>            Q      |   BY DANNY KAYE
>       )C ~\/\     |
>        \\_   \    |   NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)
>         \_77 |\   |
> ejm 96   |`` \ \  |   PETER IS THE FAT ONE
>         """  ~ ~ ===

I think I have read too many Tranisms.

I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
that?


'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

-- 
   ICQ=66618055  :  (Now Playing)  http://asciipr0n.com/fp  updated=10/30
 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /bungle/0u818/14-we_are_the_champions.mp3
 I can't see the : Now: fornia/02_None_Of_Them_Knew_They_Were_Robots.mp3
 love you offer  : Fwd: est_2000/05-travolta_carry_stress_in_the_jaq.mp3

Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>  _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>> 
>>             /-----|   IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS 
>>          \-'      |   SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED 
>>            Q      |   BY DANNY KAYE
>>       )C ~\/\     |
>>        \\_   \    |   NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)
>>         \_77 |\   |
>> ejm 96   |`` \ \  |   PETER IS THE FAT ONE
>>         """  ~ ~ ===
> 
> I think I have read too many Tranisms.
> 
> I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
> guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
> that?

Well, you *were*. Now I find it hard to see the intended picture.

This may be the first time anyone saw something obscene which Tran didn't
notice.

-- 
Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message
news:slrnavfqmv.muo.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a...
> _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> >
> >             /-----|   IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS
> >          \-'      |   SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED
> >            Q      |   BY DANNY KAYE
> >       )C ~\/\     |
> >        \\_   \    |   NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)
> >         \_77 |\   |
> > ejm 96   |`` \ \  |   PETER IS THE FAT ONE
> >         """  ~ ~ ===
>
> I think I have read too many Tranisms.
>
> I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
> guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
> that?
>
>
> '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~
>

lol... Thank you for brightening my day fp.  It's finals week here, and I'm
feeling a little down.  No, I didn't see that.  But now that you've pointed
it out, I can totally see it.  The chicken looks rather offended, does it
not?

Lianne

 _.--- Lianne spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
> lol... Thank you for brightening my day fp.

Fucking=noun
Your finals must suck if a fucking chicken joke brightens you day.  

Fucking=some kind of verb thing
Your finals must suck if a chicken fucking joke brightens you day.  

> The chicken looks rather offended, does it not?

It does have a rather shocked experssion.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

-- 
   ICQ=66618055  :  (Now Playing)  http://asciipr0n.com/fp  updated=10/30
 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /bungle/california/10_Goodbye_Sober_Day.mp3
  Everything's   : Now: /belly/star/08-low_red_moon.mp3
 better when wet : Fwd: /bungle/bungle/06_-_Stubb_(A_Dub).mp3

 _.--- Harry Mason spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>> Am I the only one who saw that?
> 
> Well, you *were*. Now I find it hard to see the intended picture.

Kind of like a Weird Al song.  Once you hear his version of a song you
you can't remember the words to the original anymore.

> This may be the first time anyone saw something obscene which Tran didn't
> notice.

If that is the case than I am going to be really sad for myself.

'---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~

-- 
   ICQ=66618055  :  (Now Playing)  http://asciipr0n.com/fp  updated=10/30
 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /belly/star/08-low_red_moon.mp3
Death cannot stop: Now: /bungle/bungle/06_-_Stubb_(A_Dub).mp3
love, The IRS can: Fwd: /belly/king/05-super__connected.mp3

"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote in message
news:slrnavfqmv.muo.Faux_Pseudo@fugozi.cx1209071-a...
> _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> >
> >             /-----|   IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS
> >          \-'      |   SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED
> >            Q      |   BY DANNY KAYE
> >       >O ~\/\     |
> >        \\_   \    |   NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)
> >         \_77-|\   |
> > ejm 96   |`` \ \  |   PETER IS THE FAT ONE
> >         """  ~ ~ ===
>
> I think I have read too many Tranisms.
>
> I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
> guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
> that?

ROFL ... probably. I see it now tho. So ... um ... diddle time ...

"Harry Mason" <spa...@no.spam> wrote...
> Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
> >  _.--- Tran Q. Nguyen spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._
> >>
> >>             /-----|   IT'S THE ONE WHERE RUDY'S FRIEND PETER IS
> >>          \-'      |   SCARED TO GO SEE THE DENTIST WHO'S PLAYED
> >>            Q      |   BY DANNY KAYE
> >>       )C ~\/\     |
> >>        \\_   \    |   NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH "BUD" (KENNY)
> >>         \_77 |\   |
> >> ejm 96   |`` \ \  |   PETER IS THE FAT ONE
> >>         """  ~ ~ ===
> >
> > I think I have read too many Tranisms.
> >
> > I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
> > guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
> > that?
>
> Well, you *were*. Now I find it hard to see the intended picture.
>
> This may be the first time anyone saw something obscene which Tran didn't
> notice.
>
I expect Tuan thought it was too obvious a joke.

Harry Mason <spa...@no.spam> ASCII art 12 Dec 2002 12:56 · permalink · report
Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>  _.--- Harry Mason spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ 
>> Faux_Pseudo <Fau...@yahoo.comERCIAL> wrote:
>>> Am I the only one who saw that?
>> 
>> Well, you *were*. Now I find it hard to see the intended picture.
> 
> Kind of like a Weird Al song.  Once you hear his version of a song you
> you can't remember the words to the original anymore.

Tell me about it. I can no longer enjoy The Kinks' "Lola" because of Weird Al's
"Yoda". Thankfully I never really liked the original "American Pie".

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-- 
Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)

Faux_Pseudo schreef
> I saw the picture and wonderd why anyone would draw an ascii art of a
> guy fscking a giant chicken from behind.  Am I the only one who saw
> that?

Roflol!!
Maybe you should killfile tran for a while to clear your troubled mind ;)
-- 
Dennis K.
aibohphobia, the fear of palindromes

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