Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Jun 1999.
PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 30 Jun 1999 - 2 Jul 1999
It turns out my information on the Taco Bell Dog's name was incorrect, so
here SHE is, again.
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You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good one.
I think, however, he should be saying something more like this:
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JRO
>Subject: Re: PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected >From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> >Date: Wed, 30 June 1999 03:55 PM EDT >Message-id: <377a7472.0@206.103.97.91> > >You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good >one. >I think, however, he should be saying something more like this: > > > .''. > ; '.. > ; '.. "Fornique Taco Campanilla. Quiero >cerveza! > ; ''. / > '. '. / > '. '. / ..''''''''. > '. ..'''''.. ..'' .' > '. .'' '''.. ..'' .' > '..' .' ;; '...' .' > ;' ''. .' ; ; ''. ..' > '. .''. ' ; ; '. ..' > ';.oo.' ; ; .'''. ; .^' > '.'' .' ; '.; (o).' '' > ; '..v '.'''' .'; > AMC. I DDD. GGG. EEE TTT .' .' /'. .' ; > G I D `D G E T ; ; o( o ; .'' ; > G gg I D D G gg EE T .' '..'....' ...'' .' > G .G I D .D G .G E T ; ;'.....;;'.' ..' > GGG' I DDD' GGG' EEE T '. '.. ...' ; > '. '' '. .' > .' ;'. ;. ..' > .' .' '''' ; ;' > '..' .' ; > '' > >JRO > Okay, I give up; I'm Italian and from New Jersey, what does that mean in Spanish? "I want some Taco Pads"? :)#) -- .-~~-. (_^..^_) ||||AMC *Tony's ASCII Zine* http://www.zinezone.com/users/TonyCucchiara *Yahoo! Clubs horror movie fanatix* http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/horrormoviefanatix
On 01 Jul 1999 01:35:21 GMT, some weirdo named ton...@aol.commander (The Super Happy Karate Monkey) took a hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out: >>Subject: Re: PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected >>From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> >>Date: Wed, 30 June 1999 03:55 PM EDT >>Message-id: <377a7472.0@206.103.97.91> >> >>You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good >>one. >>I think, however, he should be saying something more like this: >> >> >> .''. >> ; '.. >> ; '.. "Fornique Taco Campanilla. Quiero >>cerveza! >> ; ''. / >> '. '. / >> '. '. / ..''''''''. >> '. ..'''''.. ..'' .' >> '. .'' '''.. ..'' .' >> '..' .' ;; '...' .' >> ;' ''. .' ; ; ''. ..' >> '. .''. ' ; ; '. ..' >> ';.oo.' ; ; .'''. ; .^' >> '.'' .' ; '.; (o).' '' >> ; '..v '.'''' .'; >> AMC. I DDD. GGG. EEE TTT .' .' /'. .' ; >> G I D `D G E T ; ; o( o ; .'' ; >> G gg I D D G gg EE T .' '..'....' ...'' .' >> G .G I D .D G .G E T ; ;'.....;;'.' ..' >> GGG' I DDD' GGG' EEE T '. '.. ...' ; >> '. '' '. .' >> .' ;'. ;. ..' >> .' .' '''' ; ;' >> '..' .' ; >> '' >> >>JRO >> > > Okay, I give up; I'm Italian and from New Jersey, what does that mean in >Spanish? "I want some Taco Pads"? :)#) Put it this way... it's dirty. =] Ellos que saben dos lenguas valen por dos. o_0 RedDog o_0 ,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-., reddoghud@(home).com Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson <red...@home.com.NOSPAM!!> wrote in message news:377b1ff1.42304714@news... > On 01 Jul 1999 01:35:21 GMT, some weirdo named ton...@aol.commander > (The Super Happy Karate Monkey) took a hit from their crack pipe, and > this is what came out: > > >>Subject: Re: PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected > >>From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> > >>Date: Wed, 30 June 1999 03:55 PM EDT > >>Message-id: <377a7472.0@206.103.97.91> > >> > >>You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good > >>one. > >>I think, however, he should be saying something more like this: > >> > >> > >> .''. > >> ; '.. > >> ; '.. "Fornique Taco Campanilla. Quiero > >>cerveza! > >> ; ''. / > >> '. '. / > >> '. '. / ..''''''''. > >> '. ..'''''.. ..'' .' > >> '. .'' '''.. ..'' .' > >> '..' .' ;; '...' .' > >> ;' ''. .' ; ; ''. ..' > >> '. .''. ' ; ; '. ..' > >> ';.oo.' ; ; .'''. ; .^' > >> '.'' .' ; '.; (o).' '' > >> ; '..v '.'''' .'; > >> AMC. I DDD. GGG. EEE TTT .' .' /'. .' ; > >> G I D `D G E T ; ; o( o ; .'' ; > >> G gg I D D G gg EE T .' '..'....' ...'' .' > >> G .G I D .D G .G E T ; ;'.....;;'.' ..' > >> GGG' I DDD' GGG' EEE T '. '.. ...' ; > >> '. '' '. .' > >> .' ;'. ;. ..' > >> .' .' '''' ; ;' > >> '..' .' ; > >> '' > >> > >>JRO > >> > > > > Okay, I give up; I'm Italian and from New Jersey, what does that mean in > >Spanish? "I want some Taco Pads"? :)#) > > Put it this way... it's dirty. =] > Ellos que saben dos lenguas valen por dos. o_0 > > RedDog Dos cerdos valen mas de un hombre, pero dos perros estan buenos comer. JRO
The word I didn't recognize was Campanillo, but I found out it means "bell." The first one is easy, if you know your various English verbs for intercourse. From the context, it's pretty easy to figure out the rest, as I know how your minds work. Heh. On Thu, 01 Jul 1999 08:02:43 GMT, red...@home.com.NOSPAM!! (Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson) scribbled: >On 01 Jul 1999 01:35:21 GMT, some weirdo named ton...@aol.commander >(The Super Happy Karate Monkey) took a hit from their crack pipe, and >this is what came out: > >>>Subject: Re: PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected >>>From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> >>>Date: Wed, 30 June 1999 03:55 PM EDT >>>Message-id: <377a7472.0@206.103.97.91> >>> >>>You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good >>>one. >>>I think, however, he should be saying something more like this: >>> >>> >>> .''. >>> ; '.. >>> ; '.. "Fornique Taco Campanilla. Quiero >>>cerveza! >>> ; ''. / >>> '. '. / >>> '. '. / ..''''''''. >>> '. ..'''''.. ..'' .' >>> '. .'' '''.. ..'' .' >>> '..' .' ;; '...' .' >>> ;' ''. .' ; ; ''. ..' >>> '. .''. ' ; ; '. ..' >>> ';.oo.' ; ; .'''. ; .^' >>> '.'' .' ; '.; (o).' '' >>> ; '..v '.'''' .'; >>> AMC. I DDD. GGG. EEE TTT .' .' /'. .' ; >>> G I D `D G E T ; ; o( o ; .'' ; >>> G gg I D D G gg EE T .' '..'....' ...'' .' >>> G .G I D .D G .G E T ; ;'.....;;'.' ..' >>> GGG' I DDD' GGG' EEE T '. '.. ...' ; >>> '. '' '. .' >>> .' ;'. ;. ..' >>> .' .' '''' ; ;' >>> '..' .' ; >>> '' >>> >>>JRO >>> >> >> Okay, I give up; I'm Italian and from New Jersey, what does that mean in >>Spanish? "I want some Taco Pads"? :)#) > >Put it this way... it's dirty. =] >Ellos que saben dos lenguas valen por dos. o_0 > >RedDog > > o_0 >,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-., > reddoghud@(home).com > Only in America... are there handicap parking places in > front of a skating rink. ><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> -- Therese Shellabarger - tls...@concentric.net http://www.concentric.net/~tlshell/ Shalom chaverot!
The Super Happy Karate Monkey <ton...@aol.commander> wrote in message
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On Thu, 1 Jul 1999 15:16:57 -0500, some weirdo named "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> took a hit from their crack pipe, and this is what came out: > >Tristan 'RedDog' Hudson <red...@home.com.NOSPAM!!> wrote in message news:377b1ff1.42304714@news... >> On 01 Jul 1999 01:35:21 GMT, some weirdo named ton...@aol.commander >> (The Super Happy Karate Monkey) took a hit from their crack pipe, and >> this is what came out: >> >> >>Subject: Re: PIC - Taco Bell Dog - corrected >> >>From: "JRO" <ogl...@mail.fullnet.net-remove> >> >>Date: Wed, 30 June 1999 03:55 PM EDT >> >>Message-id: <377a7472.0@206.103.97.91> >> >> >> >>You know, this is an outstanding dawg head. I hate chiauaus, but it is a good >> >>one. >> >>I think, however, he should be saying something more like this: >> >> >> >> >> >> .''. >> >> ; '.. >> >> ; '.. "Fornique Taco Campanilla. Quiero >> >>cerveza! >> >> ; ''. / >> >> '. '. / >> >> '. '. / ..''''''''. >> >> '. ..'''''.. ..'' .' >> >> '. .'' '''.. ..'' .' >> >> '..' .' ;; '...' .' >> >> ;' ''. .' ; ; ''. ..' >> >> '. .''. ' ; ; '. ..' >> >> ';.oo.' ; ; .'''. ; .^' >> >> '.'' .' ; '.; (o).' '' >> >> ; '..v '.'''' .'; >> >> AMC. I DDD. GGG. EEE TTT .' .' /'. .' ; >> >> G I D `D G E T ; ; o( o ; .'' ; >> >> G gg I D D G gg EE T .' '..'....' ...'' .' >> >> G .G I D .D G .G E T ; ;'.....;;'.' ..' >> >> GGG' I DDD' GGG' EEE T '. '.. ...' ; >> >> '. '' '. .' >> >> .' ;'. ;. ..' >> >> .' .' '''' ; ;' >> >> '..' .' ; >> >> '' >> >> >> >>JRO >> >> >> > >> > Okay, I give up; I'm Italian and from New Jersey, what does that mean in >> >Spanish? "I want some Taco Pads"? :)#) >> >> Put it this way... it's dirty. =] >> Ellos que saben dos lenguas valen por dos. o_0 >> >> RedDog > >Dos cerdos valen mas de un hombre, pero dos perros estan buenos comer. > >JRO > > > Heheheheheh.... sick. Just plain sick. =] RedDog o_0 ,.-=------------= http://members.home.net/reddoghud/ =-------------=-., reddoghud@(home).com Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
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