Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 20 May 2002.
robots vs hu-mans
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 20 May 2002 - 21 May 2002
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On Mon, 20 May 2002 17:18:21 GMT, Stephan Hensel <inf...@infocore.net> wrote: > .:: (- .-------------------. > _|__ | HELLO! MY NAME IS | > {(.oOo)} .oO | CXZ-133-A! WHY DO | > '-## | HU-MANS HATE ME?? | > .::: [[]: `-------------------' > .--------. > |::: ____|__.-. > .:: |: :(____|__ aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii > |: :: ::| '-' / > `-.--.--.' \o/ > .: :| : .| _/ > _:|._:_:|__ ' \. >.:.:(o_o)__)o)__)mmM.Mmm(lou!sh)Mmm.MmmM.Mmm > >-- > >lou Only Dr Who Knows. Have not seen the two new starwars sagas yet. As soon I can get them both on video tape I will. Cylons gotta em on the run. We will take your jobs ( ) and lively hood. Your .-'-. Freedom of speech [-|o o|-] (\/) and thought. |===| ( ) We will implant .--' '--._( ) you with chips. .'( .-----. )_.' Track and trace ( .( | oOo | ) you. We will zap ( )( '-----' ) you from satellites (/\) (=======) till you conform to a (-[[=]]-) orderly society. (= ) ( =) We will floss your ( _) ( _) teeth till you .' .' '. '. Obey. Conform. Obey. LGB [__].' '.[__] Obey. Obey. LONG LIVE ROBOTICA Then on the flip side We will dive to the ocean depts. ( ) Fly you to the outer most .-'-. reaches of the universe. We [-|o o|-] (\/) will be committed to |===| ( ) search an rescue for .--' '--._( ) stranded souls. We will .'( .-----. )_.' be your friends, your ( .( | oOo | ) programable servants. ( )( '-----' ) We will protect your (/\) (=======) jobs an lively hood. (-[[=]]-) Your freedom of thought (= ) ( =) and speech. We will ( _) ( _) mow the yard and take .' .' '. '. the trash out till we LGB [__].' '.[__] Obey. Conform. Obey. LONG LIVE ROBOTICA lgbeard
On Mon, 20 May 2002 17:18:21 GMT, Stephan Hensel <inf...@infocore.net> wrote: > .:: (- .-------------------. > _|__ | HELLO! MY NAME IS | > {(.oOo)} .oO | CXZ-133-A! WHY DO | > '-## | HU-MANS HATE ME?? | > .::: [[]: `-------------------' > .--------. > |::: ____|__.-. > .:: |: :(____|__ aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii > |: :: ::| '-' / > `-.--.--.' \o/ > .: :| : .| _/ > _:|._:_:|__ ' \. > .:.:(o_o)__)o)__)mmM.Mmm(lou!sh)Mmm.MmmM.Mmm _____ ,----------------------. / /| | I AM RED ROBOT #C-63 | /____/ O ,< I WILL CRUSH YOU, | | |O|_ | PATHETIC HU-MANS! | |____|/ /| `----------------------' / " / |_,-, |------| |_ [ | | |__|_,-,`-` | |______ [ | | `-` |______|/ | | | \o/ o | | | | o ,_< | |_/ / \ L 7 | | /> hjm |__/ _____ |o o| Red Robot --"-- World Domination -- Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/)
Harry Mason, Stpehan Hensel et al. delighted us with: >On Mon, 20 May 2002 17:18:21 GMT, Stephan Hensel <inf...@infocore.net> wrote: >> .:: (- .-------------------. >> _|__ | HELLO! MY NAME IS | >> {(.oOo)} .oO | CXZ-133-A! WHY DO | >> '-## | HU-MANS HATE ME?? | >> .::: [[]: `-------------------' >> .--------. >> |::: ____|__.-. >> .:: |: :(____|__ aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii >> |: :: ::| '-' / >> `-.--.--.' \o/ >> .: :| : .| _/ >> _:|._:_:|__ ' \. >> .:.:(o_o)__)o)__)mmM.Mmm(lou!sh)Mmm.MmmM.Mmm > > _____ ,----------------------. > / /| | I AM RED ROBOT #C-63 | > /____/ O ,< I WILL CRUSH YOU, | > | |O|_ | PATHETIC HU-MANS! | > |____|/ /| `----------------------' > / " / |_,-, > |------| |_ [ > | | |__|_,-,`-` > | |______ [ > | | `-` > |______|/ > | | | \o/ o > | | | | o ,_< > | |_/ / \ L 7 > | | /> > hjm |__/ > >_____ >|o o| Red Robot >--"-- World Domination > >-- >Harry Mason ("hjm200.ecs@soton@ac@uk" =~ tr/@./.@/) You pathetic robots up above are like the Tin Woodsman in the Wizard of Oz: "If I only had a brain!" Well, here it is: /^^^^^^^^^^^\ SVO = 1:Subject +2:Verb +3:Object /^^^^^^^^^^^\ /visual memory\ T T T __________ / auditory \ | _______ | | | | / Sentence \ | memory | | /image \ | | | | \__________/-------|-------------\ | | / percept \---|-----+ | / \ | | | | \ engram / | a|c|f| ____/ \____ | | | | \_______/ | b|o|i| /Noun\ /Verb\ | | | | | s|n|b| (Phrase) (Phrase) | | | | | t|c|e| \____/ \____/ | | | | | r|e|r| 1|Subj. / 2|Verb | | | | | a|p|s| | Obj./3 | | | | | _______ | c|t| | | / _|___ | ________ | | | /fresh \ | t|_|_| _|___/ / En \ | / \ | | | / image \ | / \ / En \ / Verbs \-|-/ Aud \| | | \ engram /---|--\ Psi /-/ Nouns \ \_______/ | \ phonemes / | | \_______/ | \___/ \_______/------------|--\________/ | http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/jsaimind.html -- your Robot AI Mind.
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