Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Jan 2001.
Ask Dr, Fuzzball
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· 2 messages · 10 Jan 2001 - 11 Jan 2001
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
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It reads: "Dear Dr. Fuzzball, how
do computer monitors work? From
Joey Jimbob Jimbo Josh Jones, of
Twin Forks, Montana!"
I am Dr. Fuzzball! I have a /
letter from Joey Jimbob Jimbo /
Josh Jones, of Twin Forks, -\\-/ /
Montana! \__________ /0 0- _______/
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Well, Joey Jimbob Jimbo Josh The gerbils are trained to smear the
Jones, computer monitors have paint on the screen in response to
small gerbils and several little keystrokes and mouse movements, thusly
buckets of multicolored paint creating the effect of animation!
inside! \ /
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Fuzzball, I just cracked open your monitor
to find the cute gerbils inside, but there
were none! I checked your TV to be /;;;\
safe, too! \ |O |
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//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
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>...several little buckets of multicolored paint.
I understand they are available at the same store that sells propwash.
Nat Hooper
Happy in Oxford, Arkansas
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