Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Aug 1997.
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Frogstein and Birdstein, Uptake (1) to (3)
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· 3 messages · 2 Aug 1997 - 4 Aug 1997
Finishing the miniseries ... 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Uptake(1) 03 04 by Pete Casso 970728 04 05 --------------------------- 05 06 | their heads | 06 07 | | their arms | 07 08 | | | her legs and knees | 08 09 | | | | his legs and feet | 09 10 | | | | | | 10 11 | v w v v | 11 12 | Introduction | 12 13 | 8//=/\=, page 1 | 13 14 ,, --------------------------- 14 15 ( "> / 15 16 ,(> )>/ 16 17 ( ^^ 17 18 I am Professor Sinstein! 18 19 I teach how to sin! 19 20 Ahem! ... Quick learners! 20 21 21 22 .oo 22 23 ( -)oo 23 24 "( -) 24 25 " " 25 26 26 27WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042
Now some of this is funny stuff.
Oops, that inconsistent bug with the html editor again, one file got attached, the other files were dropped. I moved to Word 6. In any case, here are all the files since the previous repost. ,, ( "> W ,(> )>| http://members.aol.com/petecasso ( ^^ all original ascii art gallery accolades from all over the world 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Uptake(1) 03 04 by Pete Casso 970728 04 05 --------------------------- 05 06 | their heads | 06 07 | | their arms | 07 08 | | | her legs and knees | 08 09 | | | | his legs and feet | 09 10 | | | | | | 10 11 | v w v v | 11 12 | Introduction | 12 13 | 8//=/\=, page 1 | 13 14 ,, --------------------------- 14 15 ( "> / 15 16 ,(> )>/ 16 17 ( ^^ 17 18 I am Professor Sinstein! 18 19 I teach how to sin! 19 20 Ahem! ... Quick learners! 20 21 21 22 .oo 22 23 ( -)oo 23 24 "( -) 24 25 " " 25 26 26 27WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Uptake(2) 03 04 by Pete Casso 970731 04 05 --------------------------- 05 06 | | 06 07 | :-) :-) | 07 08 | :-) :-( | 08 09 | | 09 10 | Fun & Headache | 10 11 | | 11 12 | Key Aspects of Love | 12 13 ,, --------------------------- 13 14 ( "> / 14 15 ,(> )>/ 15 16 ( ^^ 16 17 Let's continue with our lessons! 17 18 Making love is not always 18 19 without little problems! 19 20 Yes! ... You got it! 20 21 21 22 .oo ,oo 22 23 ( -)oo ( -)oo 23 24 "( -) "( ^) 24 25 " " " " 25 26 Fun Headache 26 27 27 28WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Uptake(3) 03 04 by Pete Casso 970802 04 05 --------------------------- 05 06 | Orgasm | 06 07 | | 07 08 | .& % . , ! ^ ., | 08 09 | ( ^ , ' * . " > ^ | 09 10 | * KABOOM "^ KABOOM # | 10 11 | # , ^ , ' < . , ^ ; | 11 12 | * < " , . & | 12 13 | | 13 14 | Bonus Lesson | 14 13 ,, --------------------------- 13 14 ( "> / 14 15 ,(> )>/ 15 16 ( ^^ 16 17 Wow! KABOOMs are much, 17 18 much better than POOFs! 18 19 19 20 " " " " 20 21 ( -) ( -) 21 22 `oo `oo 22 23 \ \ 23 24 Ribbit! Snore ... 24 25 25 26WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW4042 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, The Dip 03 04 by Pete Casso Revision 970802 04 05 05 06 ,, Daddy Jonathanstein! 06 07 <" ) You are dipping your tail 07 08 <( <), in the cold water! 08 09 ^^ ) \ 09 10 ( oo. 10 11 ( ( ' ) ) (- ) 11 12 ~~~~~~~~~~~ 12 13 13 14 No no no! 14 15 That's not my tail! 15 16 That's my kid's tail! 16 17 See? 17 18 / 18 19 ,, 19 20 ( "> 20 21 ,(> )>, 21 22 ( ^^ ) ?! 22 23 ( oo. 23 24 ( ( ' ) ) (- ) 24 25 ~~~~~~~~~~~ 25 26 26 27WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Cartoons 03 04 by Pete Casso 970728 04 05 05 06 I am the great magician Merlinstein! 06 07 I am about to create a cartoonist! 07 08 Here is my raw material! Hippostein! 08 09 / 09 10 / POOF! 10 11 _/\_ / 11 12 ( "> * oo. 12 13 (> )>/ (- ) 13 14 ^^ " " 14 15 15 16 Pay attention! 16 17 / 17 18 / POOF! 18 19 _/\_ / 19 20 ( "> * oo. 20 21 (> )>/ (- ) 21 22 ^^ " " 22 23 23 24 Know how to observe! 24 25 / 25 26 / POOF! 26 27 _/\_ / 27 28 ( "> oo. 28 29 (> )>-* (- ) 29 30 ^^ " " 30 31 31 32 Know how to analyze! 32 33 / 33 34 / POOF! 34 35 _/\_ / 35 36 ( "> oo. 36 37 (> )>\ (- ) 37 38 ^^ * " " 38 39 39 40 Know how to synthesize! 40 41 / 41 42 / POOF! 42 43 _/\_ / 43 44 ( "> oo. 44 45 (> )> (- ) 45 46 ^^ \ " " 46 47 * 47 48 You drive me nuts 48 49 with your POOFs! 49 50 POOF! / 50 51 / _/\_ 51 52 .oo (\( ">/) 52 53 ( -) ( ) 53 54 " " \ ^^ 54 55 * 55 56 56 57 Relax, Merlinstein! 57 58 Hippostein has to 58 59 notice anything yet! 59 60 / 60 61 ,, 61 62 ( "> W 62 63 ,(> )>| 63 64 ( ^^ 64 65 65 66WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWW55 01WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW56 02 02 03 Frogstein and Birdstein, Languages 03 04 by Pete Casso 970728 04 05 05 06 Frogstein, what do the French say? 06 07 07 08 / I rembember! ... in English ... 08 09 _==_ / 09 10 ( "> oo. 10 11 (> )> (- ) 11 12 ^^ " " 12 13 13 14 Frogstein, what do the Germans say? 14 15 15 16 / Die Schweinerei! ... 16 17 _==_ / 17 18 ( "> oo. 18 19 (> )> (- ) 19 20 ^^ " " 20 21 21 22 ... no translation necessary! 22 23 and uhh ... what do the cartoonists say? 23 24 24 25 / What do you mean? 25 26 _==_ / 26 27 ( "> oo. 27 28 (> )> (- ) 28 29 ^^ " " 29 30 30 31 Well, are cartoons funny? 31 32 / 32 33 Not always! 33 34 / They just reflect reality! 34 35 _==_ / 35 36 ( "> oo. 36 37 (> )> (- ) 37 38 ^^ " " 38 39 39 40 Wow! Profound insight! 40 41 / 41 42 ,, 42 43 ( "> 43 44 ,(> )> 44 45 ( ^^ 45 46 46 47WW5WWW10WWWW5WWW20WWWW5WWW30WWWW5WWW40WWWW5WWW50WWWW56
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