Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 17 Sep 2001.
Nerd Boy, episodes 41-45
alt.ascii-art
· 21 messages · 17 Sep 2001 - 20 Sep 2001
I still don't get it. No, just catching.
We're hunting ducks? ,
`~.. OO quack.
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Why? Shh! Here it comes!
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~.. OO
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Where'd it go? Somewhere in
` , the grass...
~.. OO
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I like the silly "hiding in the grass" look. And the duck is cool.
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You still haven't
explained why
we're chasing Shh!
ducks... ,
`~.. OO
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''''''''''''''''''''''''._____________( >__________________________
~.. OO _.
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Crap, it
turned back.
` quack.
~.. OO `._
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NO! /____ \|_ ,
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Thank god. I'm Me too.
going home. , This sucks.
`..~ OO
.<<. .||. *blooop*
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Poor duck. I guess now we'll never know why NB was trying to catch that duck.
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ONE DAY, NERD BOY AND MANDY WENT TO TOWN...
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| This place is boring. ________ |
| Whose idea was it Yours. | YE ||
| .- to come here? , .--. | SHOPPE ||
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SUDDENLY...
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|[][][]| Help! My stupid _
|[][][]| / template class . `. `. Excuse me, Mandy.
|[][][]| won't . \ \ \ \ I have to make
|[][][]| compile! ) ) | | | | a phonecall. Whatever.
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AND SO...
SuperNerd to the rescue!
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And now, the obligatory programming jokes. After all, I'm a programmer. Also, I
work as a lab assistant. Helping people. With their programs. Shall I draw you a
picture? Oh, -wait-, I -already did-...
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SUPERNERD aka NERD BOY SAVES A PROGRAMMER
FROM THE CLUTCHES OF... THE BUGS.
Fear not!
AAH! They're everywhere! SuperNerd
* , ` is here!
.. * (|* \OO___
*-||- * *[_]_ _| \/> -*zip*-
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Help! My God man! What
` , have you done?!
..* *(| O___ This code is awful!
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* * ||* ** * |* | (\ _|_
All in a
A- Hey, they're gone! day's work for
, ` SUPERNERD.
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-||- [_]_ _ -*zip*- <\/>
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BUT...
Hmm, this seems
, useful...
*(| . "MFC", is it?
[_]_-)_|
* | |/| | jg
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Needless to say, MFC is hellspawn, although I -love- CSockets. Mmmm... CSockets.
Blech, MFC. In short, it's a love/hate relationship.
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SUPERNERD aka NERD BOY CONFRONTS YET ANOTHER BUG.
*SKREEEE*
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That programmer has AAUGH! ** ) | -.
a serious bug problem! HELP! ||/_/ \
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Show me your code
so that I may Over *SKREEEE!*
rid it of bugs! there! ` /_/ v
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Looks like Java.
, Sorry, I don't do
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Some students wanted to program their assignments in Java. My attitude towards
that is, "Fine, just don't expect any help. SUCKAH!" Well, maybe not in so many
words.
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On Mon, 17 Sep 2001 02:16:16 +0200, "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> provoked the following text: > I still don't get it. No, just catching. > We're hunting ducks? , > `~.. OO quack. > .>>. .||. `._ > ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.________________< )_________________ > > Why? Shh! Here it comes! > ` , > ~.. OO > .>>. .||- _. > ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.___________( >______________________ > > > ~.. OO _. > ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.__( >_______________________________ > > > Where'd it go? Somewhere in > ` , the grass... > ~.. OO > ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.____________________________________ > > > qq > _ _ _ -\\- > / \ | | |_| | |_/ | ~oo OO > \_X |_| | | |_ | \ . , ->>- > \ , / \ > _'< , > ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''.____________________________________jg ROFL!!! This one is the best!!!! -- Peter Punk \ / ---\\\\--- / \ Op zoek gaan naar buitenaards leven? Kijk op http://home.hetnet.nl/~setiathomegroep/index.html voor tips, antwoorden, discussies. links, downloads en meer. 1617wu/2.340yrs "There was a boy called Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it." -- C. S. Lewis, The Chronicles of Narnia
> Maybe You should stop buggin' bugs. I'm bug after all:)
Sorry. :) However, you should expect to see more bug jokes. I'm a programmer, so
I can't really help it. There's not much else to joke about. I mean, what else
could SuperNerd be fighting?
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2001 00:37:00 +0200, "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> enlightened us with: > > Maybe You should stop buggin' bugs. I'm bug after all:) > > Sorry. :) However, you should expect to see more bug jokes. I'm a programmer, so > I can't really help it. There's not much else to joke about. I mean, what else > could SuperNerd be fighting? > Fashion? -- o |\ _[] L_ === Stuart Moore []\, stm
"Stuart Moore" <stu...@bigfoot.com>: > > Sorry. :) However, you should expect to see more bug jokes. I'm a programmer, so > > I can't really help it. There's not much else to joke about. I mean, what else > > could SuperNerd be fighting? > > > Fashion? Fighting fashion? How does one fight fashion? By wearing silly things like capes? -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Because he does, \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , you know. \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
> > Sorry. :) However, you should expect to see more bug jokes. I'm a programmer, so > > I can't really help it. There's not much else to joke about. I mean, what else > > could SuperNerd be fighting? > > His own sexuality? bug -- . (_v_) . - --=O=-- - I've been so many places - \_/ \_/ - bug...@akw.pl - I've seen so many faces - ._: bug ;_. - GG: 1093730 - But nothin' compares to this - *._.* - --=O=-- - Blue and yellow purple pills - D12 -
>what else >> could SuperNerd be fighting? >> >Fashion? >-- > o > |\ _[] > L_ === Stuart Moore > []\, stm good one! :) lauren "God undoubtedly loves kittens, but not, in all probability, with Technicolor bootees on their paws."
"Lauren" <aud...@aol.comnoshpam>:
> good one! :)
I don't get it. Can someone explain this to me?
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On Tue, 18 Sep 2001 14:30:04 +0200, "Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> enlightened us with: > "Lauren" <aud...@aol.comnoshpam>: > > good one! :) > > I don't get it. Can someone explain this to me? How many nerds wear fashion brands? -- o |\ _[] L_ === Stuart Moore []\, stm
"Stewie" said:
> How many nerds wear fashion brands?
OK, that's what I thought you meant... But "fighting fashion" seems like a
strange choice of words to me.
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"bug" said:
> His own sexuality?
As in fighting his massive libido?
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> > His own sexuality? > > As in fighting his massive libido? This could be real good:) Btw. I'm waiting for the next NB episode... ...and it's not here yet... I don't wan't to be rude but _I_need_to_know_ what happened to NB after he left java bug:) bug -- . (_v_) . - --=O=-- - I've been so many places - \_/ \_/ - bug...@akw.pl - I've seen so many faces - ._: bug ;_. - GG: 1093730 - But nothin' compares to this - *._.* - --=O=-- - Blue and yellow purple pills - D12 -
"bug": > Btw. I'm waiting for the next NB episode... > ...and it's not here yet... I don't > wan't to be rude but _I_need_to_know_ > what happened to NB after he left > java bug:) Unfortunately, that's actually the end of that story arc. The next episode deals with something completely different. -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ More SuperNerd to \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , come, though... \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
> > Btw. I'm waiting for the next NB episode... > > ...and it's not here yet... I don't > > wan't to be rude but _I_need_to_know_ > > what happened to NB after he left > > java bug:) > > Unfortunately, that's actually the end of that story arc. The next episode deals > with something completely different. ??? Dammit! I really wanted to know what happened next... Well, either the way I'm waitin' for new episodes:) (Do those two sentences have any sense? Don't know if I wrote them right ~:) bug -- . (_v_) . - --=O=-- - I've been so many places - \_/ \_/ - bug...@akw.pl - I've seen so many faces - ._: bug ;_. - GG: 1093730 - But nothin' compares to this - *._.* - --=O=-- - Blue and yellow purple pills - D12 -
"bug": > ??? Dammit! I really wanted to know what happened next... Nothing. He said "I don't do Java", the Java bug ate the Java programmer, and SuperNerd aka Nerd Boy went home to have some nice warm chocolate milk. > Well, either the way I'm waitin' for new episodes:) > (Do those two sentences have any sense? Don't know if > I wrote them right ~:) It's "either way", not "either the way". I'm glad you want more Nerd Boy eps, because my superautomated website updating script just churned out another story arc, which I am now about to post. -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Right about now, \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , funk soul \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ brotha'. /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
> Nothing. He said "I don't do Java", the Java bug ate the Java programmer, and > SuperNerd aka Nerd Boy went home to have some nice warm chocolate milk. Chocolate milk? ROTFL:))) > It's "either way", not "either the way". Thnx. > I'm glad you want more Nerd Boy eps, > because my superautomated website updating script just churned out another story > arc, which I am now about to post. Great! bug -- . (_v_) . - --=O=-- - I've been so many places - \_/ \_/ - bug...@akw.pl - I've seen so many faces - ._: bug ;_. - GG: 1093730 - But nothin' compares to this - *._.* - --=O=-- - Blue and yellow purple pills - D12 -
On Thu, 20 Sep 2001 18:39:43 +0200, "bug" <bug...@akw.pl> wrote: >> Nothing. He said "I don't do Java", the Java bug ate the Java >programmer, and >> SuperNerd aka Nerd Boy went home to have some nice warm chocolate >milk. > >Chocolate milk? ROTFL:))) ain't that coacoa? or hot chocolate? i doubt it is chocolate milk joaquim (unless you prove me wrong ;) )
"lastfuture": > ain't that coacoa? or hot chocolate? > i doubt it is chocolate milk joaquim (unless you prove me wrong ;) ) Well, you're drunk, so you have no say. Anyway, I meant a hot chocolate/milk mixture, which is called cacao aka cocoa. So you were wrong all the same. :) -- http://www.ite.mh.se/~joaal98/ascii ___ __ _ _ _ ________ _ / \\\ Hehe. \ \| `.| `.| `\ \ \ \ `.' \ [.[.]-\\ , \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ _, \ /_ /|/ /\ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (jg) {-} |= \__/`._|\_\_\_,_\__|\_\_\ \_\ #// (\
> > ain't that coacoa? or hot chocolate? > > i doubt it is chocolate milk joaquim (unless you prove me wrong ;) ) > > Well, you're drunk, so you have no say. Anyway, I meant a hot chocolate/milk > mixture, which is called cacao aka cocoa. So you were wrong all the same. :) I'm certain sure that You both are right but You may have forgotten about chocolate drinks that we all can buy in supermarkets and they are almost always called Chocolate milk. bug -- Blazej Kozlowski -=O=- bug bug...@akw.pl -- GG: 1093730
"Joaquim Almgren Gandara" <cla...@lords.com> wrote in message news:9odq68$cgd8i$1...@ID-102694.news.dfncis.de... > "lastfuture": > > ain't that coacoa? or hot chocolate? > > i doubt it is chocolate milk joaquim (unless you prove me wrong ;) ) > > Well, you're drunk, so you have no say. :D *g* > Anyway, I meant a hot chocolate/milk > mixture, which is called cacao aka cocoa. So you were wrong all the same. :) Actually if you mix hot chocolate and milk you get the drink know as hot chocolate - If you mix Cocoa (kakao in my language) with milk you get cocoa ! When I think of Chocolate Milk I think the milkmixture with cocoa in it you can buy in supermarkets and hotdog stands in here in Denmark .. and Sweden too for that matter. And that mixture is called (locally at least) Chocolate milk .. so lastfuture you're wrong, and Joaquim is right :) I know exactly what he means with Chocolate milk - I prefer the Cocio brand .. Shaken not stirred, however that must be served cold from the fridge if you want the best tasteexpirence from it. You could however heat it and mix it with alcohol (i can't remember which liquer) and make a hot lomumba (i think it's called that. I however too prefer my lomumba cold and preferably on the rocks. Should the cocoa drink be hot , then I prefer a hot chocolate, which may not be made directly from cocao and sugar like the cocoa drink but the melted chocolate used contains cocoa. Add a little bit of sweet rum , some vanilla-whipped cream (see ? .. it's NOT JUST for the bedroom ;) ) .. you can subsitute with ordinary whipped cream without vanilla if you dont have vanilla or dont like your whippedcream so sweet , and top the whole thing of with a little pinch of cinamon (both for looks and taste) And please use the right type of mug for this .. don't serve in a champagneglass .--------------------------------------. ( I like MY cocoadrink cool .. like me ! ) ,))). ,'--------------------------------------' `'.'' o( )o `0-0' .-----------------------. ( I like mine HOT! *hehe* ) (|) ,'-----------------------' _ _| '\\-//` `'.''| o( )o| `0-0'| .--------------------------------------------------. ( And I like mine with plenty of ALCOHOL in it *hic* ) . . ,'--------------------------------------------------' ((,-.)) `'.'' o( )o `0-0'
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