Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Dec 1996.
MONEY MADE EASY
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 10 Dec 1996
Here's the deal guys: if you need some fast cash for anything
concerts, college, a car, cds, BLANK TAPES....
a n y t h i n g you should try this. it will only cost you
$6.60, or something like that ~ $5 and postage for 5
envelopes, and when the $$$ starts rollin' in you'll be so
happy you tried it.
the guy who sent this idea to me said " As per the nstructions
in the article, I mailed out ('snail mail'for you e-
mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to each of the five people
on the list that was contained in the article. I
included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add
Me To Your List." I then removed the first
position name of the five names listed and moved everyone up
one position, and I put my name in position five
of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! I then
took this revised article now with my name on the list
and REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD
MESSAGE AREAS
THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come
in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500
in cash or so.... But what a welcome surprise when those
envelopes kept coming in!!! I knew what they were as
soon as I saw the return addresses from people all over the
world-Most from the U.S., but some from Canada,
even some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So
how much did I get in total return?
$1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total of $23,343!!! I
couldn't believe it!! "this is how it all works ...
right now my name is in slot 5. so you will send me and the
people in slots 1234 each $1. then you will move
everyone up one slot so #1 is deleted and i am in slot 4 and
you put your own name in 5... then you copy it to
newsgroups and email it to all your friends and when they
respond you will get $1 from each of them and you
go to slot 4 , me to3 etc.... the more people you get to
respond the bigger it will get and the more $$$$ you will
make.
PLEASE DO IT~!!!
*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. ***
OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information,
if you like, so you can easily refer to it as often as
needed.
INSTRUCTIONS:
1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following:
"Please add my name to your list". This creates a
service out of this money making system and thus making it
completely legal. You are not just randomly
sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a
legitimate service. Make sure you include your
name and address. I assure you that, again, this is
completely legal! For a neat little twist, also write what slot
their name was in: "You were in slot 3", Just to add a little
fun! This is all about having fun and making
money at the same time!
2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no
checks or money orders), and put them into an
envelope and send it on its way to the five people listed. The
folding of the paper around the bill will insure its
arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!!
3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY
COMING TO YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the
list of five people; remove the first name from position one
and move everyone on the list up slot one on the
list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot,
position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be be
3, 5 wil be 4. Now put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY
in position 5, the bottom position on the
list.
4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local
bulletin boards' message areas & file section
as possible. Give a catchy description of the file so it gets
noticed!! Such as: "NEED FAST CASH?, HERE IT
IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc. And the
more uploads, the more money you will
make, and of course, the more money the others on the list will
make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE OF
EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT
INTO THIS
PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits,
believe me!!! Set a goal for the number of
total uploads you'll post, such as 15-20 postings or more!
Always have a goal in mind!!! If you can UUE
encode the file when uploading, that will make it easier for
the people to receive it and have it downloaded to
their hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article
right on their computer without hassles of viewing and
then saving the article from the File menu. Don't alter the
file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text file. The best
test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's Notepad
for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If
the margins look right without making the screen slide left or
right when at the ends of the sentences, you're in
business!
5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the
BBS, or "POST" a message on a newsgroup asking
how to post a file, tell them who your Internet provider is and
PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP.
I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too
many internet software packages with slightly
different yet relatively simple ways to post or upload a file.
Just ask for help or look in the help section for
'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply select 'POST'
then enter a catchy description under the subject
box, choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then
choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your
text file CASH.TXT and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a
one line statement in the main body section of the
message post screen. Something like "Download this to read how
to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no
paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true
feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million
dollars flooding in your mailbox in two days!" You'll never get
ANY responses!
6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE
BECAUSE CASH IS ON ITS THE
WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to trickle in around
2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE
MONEY STORM WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take
it out of the mailbox and try not
to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you realize YOU HIT
THE BIG TIME AT LAST!!
7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that
something special you always wanted or buy
that special person in your life (or the one you want in your
life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY LIFE!
8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply
reactivate this file again; Reposting it in the old places
where you originally posted and possibly some new places you
now know of. Don't ever lose this file, always
keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need cash. THIS IS
AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN
ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED!
9. (This step added by Charles Reiley). Hello, This is
exciting, isn't it?! While I'm on the list, just add a note
saying "Please include extra money tips" with your name & E-
MAIL address, and Iwill (FOR FREE) send
you some neat methods to increase the money you will receive
with this plan. Why?... Why not? I'm not a
selfish jerk...I like helping out others. E-mail just makes it
a touch easier and cheaper, too! After I drop off the
list, I can no longer offer you this advice, obviously, but
maybe someone else who gets my tips will offer and
simply replace my name on this step number 9. Good luck and
give this plan your all, it will definitely pay off!
Like Nick said,
HAVE FUN WITH IT!!!
***************************************************************
***
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***
THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAME LIST
***************************************************************
***
* HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!!
*
1. Clint Chizinski
42 Cavalry Hill Road
Wilton, CT 06897
USA
2. Florian Meyer
Vogt-Groth Weg 45c
22609 Hamburg
Germany
3. Rachel Lewis
222 Infield Avenue
Northfield, NJ 08225
USA
4. Foster Lewin
5936 N. Christiana
Chicago IL, 60659
USA
5. Dia Pro
Postoffice Box 213
6244 Nebikon
Switzerland
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