Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 21 Jun 1997.
Nude woman
alt.ascii-art
· 4 messages · 21 Jun 1997 - 25 Jun 1997
Here is a file of a nude woman. If anyone has any more like this, please
email them to me! Thanks!
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The General teenagers of today's society:
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_.ooo-._ Hey Beavis, check this out.. _.ooo-._
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And now.........Deep Thoughts
By Jack Handey
I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
To me, it's always a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
you walk
around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?," you can
say, "Sorry, got these sacks." -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I
am
now. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the
room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's
children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in my
brain,
because later you might think you're having a good idea but it's just eggs
hatching. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying
forward
into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad? Just run up and kick
her
in the butt. (P.S. This also works with men.)
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all
day
long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It
was
almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all
over
it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in
quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water
skis!
How do they do that?! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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CREDITS: Pretty much all ASCII art here is done by:
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Well, it's been real!
Enjoy the rest of your email!
Good bye!
.....(AHEM) Say goodbye, Fluffy!
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In article <6157cd$0121a.2e@EXCALIBUR>, Shadai <sha...@jerseycape.com> writes >Here is a file of a nude woman. If anyone has any more like this, please >email them to me! Thanks! > >,)))))))),,, > >,(((((((((((((((, > >)\`\)))))))))))))), > {\ _____ , *--===///`_ >```((((((((( > {* \ (*~*~*) /} \\\ b\ \ >``))))))) > { ~ *\ ////^^\ /~} To whom it may ))\ | >(((((((( > {* \ (((/ 6 6 / *} concern.. ( \ |`. >)))))))) > { * ~ \ )))c = )* } \, / ) >(((((((( > {* * ////'_/~` ~ } For the safety of everyone, `" / >))))))) > {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. please delete this signature / >((((`` > `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-:<*>:- when replying to this message. _ >_ > `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' This crap can clutter up _ //` >`\ > `)/ `. | a message after plenty _,-"\% // >/``\`\ > ( \' of replies. ~^~ >__^ |% // / >} `\`\ > \ \ ) )%// / } > } }`\`\ > _ __`\ | / >(%/'/.\_/\_/\_/\`/ > |` `' ``Y ; Thank ( ' > `-._ > | /``-../ / you \ > _`-.__.-;%> > `' | / / `\ \ >`\ \." `-..-'` > / `-._ ``` >/_/`"-=-'`/_/ > `-----' ``` It would have been really great, except what you see above is what I received. It looks like the original sketches for 'Jabba the Hutt' Not being critical. I'm sure there's a lot of work involved with the art. Was it my reader, or was it yours? I suppose it was mine. It wraps the line after 60 columns. The rest of the stuff (siggy's etc) was brilliant, but I've snipped it here because it was a bit long to re-post. Cheers me duck (quaint Northamptonshire expression). Bruce ~~~~~
Bruce I Ward wrote: > > In article <6157cd$0121a.2e@EXCALIBUR>, Shadai <sha...@jerseycape.com> > writes > >Here is a file of a nude woman. If anyone has any more like this, please > >email them to me! Thanks! > > > >,)))))))),,, > > > >,(((((((((((((((, > > > >)\`\)))))))))))))), > > {\ _____ , *--===///`_ > >```((((((((( > > {* \ (*~*~*) /} \\\ b\ \ > >``))))))) > > { ~ *\ ////^^\ /~} To whom it may ))\ | > >(((((((( > > {* \ (((/ 6 6 / *} concern.. ( \ |`. > >)))))))) > > { * ~ \ )))c = )* } \, / ) > >(((((((( > > {* * ////'_/~` ~ } For the safety of everyone, `" / > >))))))) > > {~ * (((( `.`\ *}' .:. please delete this signature / > >((((`` > > `{.~ )))`\ \))_.-:<*>:- when replying to this message. _ > >_ > > `{ (() `\_.-'` `:' This crap can clutter up _ //` > >`\ > > `)/ `. | a message after plenty _,-"\% // > >/``\`\ > > ( \' of replies. ~^~ >__^ |% // / > >} `\`\ > > \ \ ) )%// / } > > } }`\`\ > > _ __`\ | / > >(%/'/.\_/\_/\_/\`/ > > |` `' ``Y ; Thank ( ' > > `-._ > > | /``-../ / you \ > > _`-.__.-;%> > > `' | / / `\ \ > >`\ \." `-..-'` > > / `-._ ``` > >/_/`"-=-'`/_/ > > `-----' ``` > > It would have been really great, except what you see above is what I > received. It looks like the original sketches for 'Jabba the Hutt' > > Not being critical. I'm sure there's a lot of work involved with the > art. > > Was it my reader, or was it yours? > I suppose it was mine. It wraps the line after 60 columns. > > The rest of the stuff (siggy's etc) was brilliant, but I've snipped it > here because it was a bit long to re-post. > > Cheers me duck (quaint Northamptonshire expression). > > Bruce > ~~~~~ I think that was the point. Think about it - the ONLY picture that was messed up just happened to be one with a message about not quoting too many time so it won't get messed up. I think it was some VISUAL EVIDENCE of what will happen if .... Kind of like showing a smashed car to somebody with the message don't drink and drive. The student is not expected to come up and say "We won't drink and drive in that car because it won't run anyways." They are supposed to say "Oh, you mean THAT will happen if I don't be careful." Same thing here, in my opinion. Bryan -- --------Bryan Young----------blyoung at hotmail.com--- ------------------------CANADA------------------------ -Visit my Hawkwind website------Recently Updated!----- -------- http://www.geocities.com/Area51/6568 --------
Shadai was a bit silly and wrote: > > Here is a file of a nude woman. If anyone has any more like this, please > email them to me! Thanks! <snip stupidly long .sig> geezer - lose the sig, or at least make it about 100 times smaller :) -- Ian 'Darlzie' Darling - hopes his BritCode is right :) Brit(E) H---:-U--:- a19 s++: hd+ b>++ y++ X---: P+ S@ M/--- R++ A- C--- T--- TV- Ci MuGD++FW--- B+++ V-> (v1.1)
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