Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Jan 1995.
Star Trek ascii Art FAQ [6/6]
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 3 Jan 1995
The Star Trek ascii-art FAQ [part 6 of 6]
Part 6 - Misc. (Communicators, phasors, and stuff that wouldn't fit in
the other catagories (YES, cows too.))
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Spock On a cereal box
Believe It Or Not, I'm holding said cereal box (swaddled in a giant
Zip-Loc) in my hands _right now_! Enough emailers and Trekkers have asked
about this legend...so it is being gently pressed against my Commodore
1084S screen, letting its natural radiation field do the rest (...hey,
this is a _great_ way to warm your fingers...). Hit *Reverse*, and voila!
[Pardon the "Dark Spock" effect]
True Story: In the Summer of `69, I hitchhiked across Europe for three
months. Just before my return flight from Gatwick, I bought several boxes
of Kellogg's Sugar Smacks in a small London grocery. It wasn't
(necessarily) because I knew what Caledonian Airlines' in-flight meals
would be...but that the United Kingdom sold cereal boxes I had never
before seen -- and never would again.
STAR TREK's Mr. Spock was featured on the front of these boxes, holding a
phaser that looked more like a toy squirt-gun/camera. The back featured
pictures of five collector buttons, with art work on par with Spock's
picture (surpassed by ASCII-art below). It also had the Enterprise flying
with its saucer upside-down.
And all sides were covered with information that plumbed new depths of wry
British humour. They did seem to take TREK's "5-Year Mission" seriously
(note the "To `71" on the front).
____________________________________________________________
| /) /) | _ ___ _ _ ___ _ __ |
| /) // /)// () | ( ` / /| /_) / /_)/_ /_/ |
| /||// _ ////_ _ _ / | __) / /-|/ \ / / \/__/ \ |
| /,| /,)/////,)/ )/ )/) | _ _ _ _ __ |
| //||( ///////////////,| | /|/| /( `( `// )/|/ _) / / |
|(/ ||/\_(_((_/( /( //\_) | / ' |/__)__)/(_// / /_ / / |
| |_) __//_// | |
| _ | /| |
| /\ |||| /\ /\ | \ | /|| |
| </\>|||||/\>|/\|||\| |\ //|| |
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| \ ||||||T|| || / | \\ .=" "=, || |
| <\/>|\/||\/|||||||\ | \\,' ``.| |
| \/ \/ \/ ||||||\> | , : |
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| /\ |\ /| /\ /\ || />/\ | : aMIttti==iii+iii+=;, : |
|</\>| V ||/\||/\>||//</\>| : BMMMWWWMMMBXVVYYi=;, :___|
| \ || |||L|||| |'/ \ | : BBMMWWMMMMBXXVYIi;;:,, :.__|
| \ ||V||| ||| |.\ \ | t XIBMMMMMBRXVi+==::;::: ', |
|<\/>|| |||||||\/>||\\<\/>| At VY+=+IIMBi=:,,=i=;::::, ;. |
| \/ || |||||| \/ || \>\/ | YX=VI+=,:=WB;:::=,,::;;:;: ;;' |
|_________________________| VMiRtItIRBWR:.tXVVYtiI==;: ;;Y: |
| // `XIWMMBBMRMBi;,XXRRXXVYt+;; ;A;' |
| // ViWWMBBBBBY;;,XRRRXXVi;;;:,;;; |
| // `VMMMMWBMMY;=+XRRXVYI;:;;:,C; |
| // SPACE ENERGY COMES XRBMMMYYV+,:;XRXXIt+;:;+,+;; |
|<< `RRBMMBYt;:::+VXVi=;;:;=+;;' /|
| \\ FROM SUGAR SMACKS BRBBBMMRRIttYYYY=;;;;;==; //|
| \\ VRRRRRRRXVYYttit=:::::=; // |
| \\ _____ YRRRXVIYiit+++i=:;::;== // |
| // /|===|\ +RRXIIYVI;i=;=t=;:::;:; << |
| // || _ ||\ RRXVYi+==;;=iY;::::,;; \\ |
| // ||/ \||O) `XRXVVVYItitII=::;,::; \\ |
|// [|( @ )|/] `VRRBBXVYYIti:::,:::; \\|
|< `||\_/|| | IYVYYYIti+=:,,,:::;; \|
|\\ || [] | IVI==;;;:,,,,Jittlov\ /|
| \\ ,vMMR""b c, / "=;;;;=""" \__//|
| \\ VVMM$;;; $;; __/ __/ // |
| \\ ;AVMMM,,,:MM; __--- \ ____-- << |
| \\ :VMMMn;;;IAM;_-- , \__________--- \\ |
| >> `AMMMM,,,iCV; /| \\|
| // `VMMnn;;"Y", /@| _ _ _ _ \|
| // YVMM,,,;;; /_ | ( `/_)/ )/ `/_/ |
| // YVMMM;,,;; '~ \| _ __)/ (_/(_,/~\ |
| // YVMV;;;;: __ ` _(_) /|
|// IMMm'__ ___(__)____ (__)_) //|
|======== ___(__)_((_)_(__)_)_(_))_)_)_ << |
| || _((_((__)__(_(__(__)__)(__)_(_)) FREE \\|
| || (__)((_(__)_))_(__)_((__)_((__)")) \|
| || \================================/ STAR TREK |
| || ''\______________________________/ |
| || // \ / BADGES |
| ||// \__________________________/ ______ |
| | / \ _ / |
| 10 1/2 oz SIZE (c) Paramount Pictures Corp 1969 |
|____________________________________________________________|
A few box paragraphs (pictures best left to your imagination):
"THE TRANSICATOR - If Mr. Spock wants to send a message to an
alien-language planet...`SUGAR SMACKS are honey sweet and give you space
energy'...he speaks directly into the Transicator and presses the
translate-button..."
"THE STAR TREK PHASER PISTOL - The phaser does anything from
tranquillising a victim to disintegrating steel... SUGAR SMACKS works on
the same energy principle, too."
[..uh-huhhhh..]
Further Proof (with b&w photo) is on the cover (with article) in the #8
issue (1992) of FLAKE Magazine (people actually collect this stuff), "A
friend of Leonard Nimoy recently slapped down $1000 for one of these boxes
as a birthday present for his pal. He says Nimoy hadn't known it existed."
:@ Whoa!! Looking at the FLAKE magazine picture...the box looks
_different_, with NASA stickers...and with a 1970 copyright..!
<gasp>
*I* HAVE THE FIRST PRINTING! I HAVE THE NUMBER ONE First Printing CEREAL
BOX!!! In MINT CONDITION!! -- Heyyyy, if somebody paid $1000, three
years ago, for one box with the _second_ printing..!)
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
The Super-Valuable *Mister Spock Cereal Box* will be at ComiCon 94,
wherever you see Mr. Jittlov closely surrounded by Brinkes Guards.
(Bet you didn't know Brinke Stevens was more than
just a Scream Queen, Writer and Marine Biologist;)
__________________________________________ ___._`.*.'_._ ________
Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc . . + * .o o.* `.`. +.
Hollywood, CA 90026-2714 ' * . ' ' |\^/| `. * . *
jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu (: May All Your \V/ Good Dreams
<& alt.fan.mike-jittlov> and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
=============================================== _/ \_ ===========
Yes! It's an actual newsgroup (68,000 subscribers worldwide), haven
to hyper-creative mega-crossposting -- plus the historic & happening
"SAVE THE WIZARD MOVIE!!" Postcard Campaign! Tune in and lurk on!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ewh...@shell.portal.com (Leo 'Bols Ewhac' Schwab) recalls [while
celebrating his Big 3-0 Bash in cool Marin County!]:
>Mike brought said artifact with him to BayCon last year, which I
>last year, which I saw_with_my_very_own_eyes. Unbelievably cheesy
>piece of 60's-style marketing (rather like the Flintstones movie - a
>comparison which I'm sure will prove to be unfairly denigrating to
>the cereal box).
_____________________________________________________ ____
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|___|____________________|_._______._|_| || ___ |_| |___| |
| | TRIGGER | . . | || | | |_| ___ |
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| | |________________| | | /
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|___|_________________________________________| |
| | BEAM INTENSITY ADJUST |
|___|______________________________________________|
| | POWER LEVEL INDICATOR
| |___________________________________________________________ ____
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| | |_______ : | | | ||___||| |
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Famous Star Trek cows
(__) _(__)_ (__) (__)
(oo) ($(oo)$) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------## /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Vulcan cow Ferengi cow Cowmander Riker Cowptain Picard
(note greenish tinge) (Note bald head)
(__) (___) 1 1
(==) (o=o) 1001
/-------\/ /-------\ / 1000000011
/ | || / | || 1 1 11
* ||----|| * ||----|| 0 11000011
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ 00 00
Geordie's cow Bajorian cow the Binars owned
this cow
(___)
(__) (###)
(oo) (o o)
/-------\/ /---------\ /
/ | ^ || / | ||O
* |(/ \)|| / || ||
| '~' || * ||,-----||
||----|| || ||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow had a Klingon bull
cameo on ST-TNG
(_____)
_(__)_ ( o o ) >__<
/ (oo) \ __\___/__ ---( )----\==<
( ) /\ /\ >==\ oo \
|\______/| |**\_ _/**| \_ __ \--\ *
| | |**(*Y*)**| /_____/ \_\ \/
\________/ ||
Cowsoler Troi ||
Cowstable Odo (Note dangerously ^^
(in his bucket) low bustline) this cow was caught
in a transporter malfunction
It is rumored that Q occasionally turns himself into a cow, but he keeps
disappearing before anybody can get their camera.
.....................................
Transporter room logo (from the movies)
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|| | `~~~~~' | ||
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