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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 5 May 2004.
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Raised eyebrow smiley? (WAS: Re: on escalation)

Raised eyebrow smiley? (WAS: Re: on escalation)

alt.ascii-art · 37 messages · 5 May 2004 - 14 May 2004
Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 5 May 2004 19:34 · permalink · report
Rt. Hon. Peter Parsnips MP wrote:
> :Jim Way:, wrote:

> > Rather weaselly actions if you ask me. I wonder where he learnt it?
> 
> The accusations are beginning to fly about alleged relationships between
> the Weasel and and the Kunt. I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley at
> this point, but I know not wot to type to indicate this.

Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?


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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Veronica
Karlsson, and I thusly replied: 

> Rt. Hon. Peter Parsnips MP wrote:
>> :Jim Way:, wrote:
> 
>> > Rather weaselly actions if you ask me. I wonder where he learnt it?
>> 
>> The accusations are beginning to fly about alleged relationships
>> between the Weasel and and the Kunt. I would do a single raised eyebrow
>> smiley at this point, but I know not wot to type to indicate this.
> 
> Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?

What a good idea to ask them! I hope I get an answer soon.

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

"Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote in message
news:409...@hotbrev.com...
> Rt. Hon. Peter Parsnips MP wrote:
> > :Jim Way:, wrote:
>
> > > Rather weaselly actions if you ask me. I wonder where he learnt it?
> >
> > The accusations are beginning to fly about alleged relationships between
> > the Weasel and and the Kunt. I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley
at
> > this point, but I know not wot to type to indicate this.
>
> Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?

Never mind the raised eyebrow - wot about drawing a weasel, and one with "a
youthful, muscular body" if you don't mind.

> >>  I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley at this point,
> > Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?

You have to draw the smiley the "other way round"...   (-:7

...but that should be OK.  If you want it to be a friendly raised eyebrow.

Of course you msay want a neutral one,  |-:7
or even a hositle one.    )-:7

One of my faves, invented myself for my game-playing correspondents,
is the evil leer...   >:->   ...for use when he is about to lose.

There is also the grim scowl...   >:-(

Have fun.

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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Bill
Taylor, and I thusly replied: 

>> >>  I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley at this point,
>> > Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?
> 
> You have to draw the smiley the "other way round"...   (-:7
> 
> ...but that should be OK.  If you want it to be a friendly raised
> eyebrow. 
> 
> Of course you msay want a neutral one,  |-:7
> or even a hositle one.    )-:7
> 
> One of my faves, invented myself for my game-playing correspondents,
> is the evil leer...   >:->   ...for use when he is about to lose.
> 
> There is also the grim scowl...   >:-(
> 
> Have fun.

I love all of these. Thanks for the suggestions, Bill.

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> /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
> \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/   
>  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \      
>    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \   
>      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/

Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in signatures. 

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

"Viscount P. Parsnip" <glottal@ack> wrote in message
news:Xns...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
>
>>  __            __            _________________
>> /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>> \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>>  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>>   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>>    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>>     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>>      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>>       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>
> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in
> signatures.

Yes! I love the smell of ASCII art in the morning! Please send us some. A
picture of a weasel would be nice if anyone could oblige. TIA.

-- 
Wim

Sharky <sha...@hellsgates.cor> ASCII art 6 May 2004 23:02 · permalink · report
In alt.ascii-art, {Wim Jay} says...

>"Viscount P. Parsnip" <glottal@ack> wrote in message
>news:Xns...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
>>
>>>  __            __            _________________
>>> /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>>> \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>>>  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>>>   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>>>    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>>>     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>>>      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>>>       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>>
>> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
>> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in
>> signatures.
>
>Yes! I love the smell of ASCII art in the morning! Please send us some. A
>picture of a weasel would be nice if anyone could oblige. TIA.


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"...the above pic showed ancient Egyptian Lemurs offering their pharaoh
bottles of Big-K grape juice (it being the lemur's fav tipple).  Above
their heads (l->r) are the heiroglyphs representing the credit card (also a
Lemurian object of desire); the chicken of despair; the eye of Rudolpho the
Christmas Lemur; and the scarab beetle of munchiness (only eaten when there
are no twinkies to be had).  Colin IIRC responded with an all out assault
from cows in submarines and helicopters..." - snark^

Do lemurs count as a weasel?

--
Sharky

glottal@ack (Viscount P. Parsnip) wrote 

> >  __            __            _________________
> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/   
> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \      
> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \   
> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
> 
> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in signatures.

Your wish is my command....   (within reason)....

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Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?

I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...


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Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
---------------------------------------------

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Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 7 May 2004 03:59 · permalink · report
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>glottal@ack (Viscount P. Parsnip) wrote 
>
>> >  __            __            _________________
>> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/   
>> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \      
>> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \   
>> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>              `.`.                   ,            .'.'
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>                 `.`.     |    __| !___   |    .'.'
>                  : :     |   /  |/   /   |    : :
>                  `.`.    |__/   '   /____|   .'.'
>                   : :      /_______/|        : :
>                    `.`.         |   !      ,','
>                      `.`.       |  /     ,','
>                        `.`.     | /    ,','
>                          `.`.   |/   ,','

Haha how come everyone makes these 2 things when they start out at
ascii?
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On 6 May 2004 20:18:20 -0700, w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill
Taylor) wrote:

>glottal@ack (Viscount P. Parsnip) wrote 
>
>> >  __            __            _________________
>> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/   
>> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \      
>> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \   
>> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>> 
>> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
>> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in signatures.
>
>Your wish is my command....   (within reason)....
>
> _
>| >
>|<
>|_>
>
>|3 | |_ |_   ~|~ /\ `/ |_ () |^
>                       
>
> ___  _  _    _
>| . >| || |  | |
>| . \| || |_ | |_
>|___/|_||___||___|
>
>    __            _______ ._________
>    \\\    /\    //_____// ,__   ___|
>     \\\  //\\  ///____ / /   | |
>      \\\///\\\//_____/( (    | |
>       \\//  \\//       \ \_/|| |
>        \/    \/         \__/ |_|
>
> __            __            __            __
>/\ \          /  \          /  \          /  \
>\ \ \        / /\ \        / /\ \        / /\ \
> \ \ \      / /\ \ \    _____\ \ \      / /\ \ \
>  \ \ \    / /  \ \ \   ILLIA \ \ \    / /  \ \ \
>   \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  ~~~~~  \ \ \  / /    \ \ \
>    \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ /      \ \ \
>     \ \__/        \ \__/        \ \__/        \ \_\
>      \/_/          \/_/          \/_/          \/_/
>
>
>                                           ____
>   __                          ___________/___ \_
>   \ \                        |  _____________\ \|
>    \ \                       | |    / // /    \_\
>     \ \                      | |   / // / 
>      \ \                     | |__/ /_|_|_
>       \ \                    |  _/ /______|
>        \ \          __       | |/ /   | |       __
>         \ \        /  \      | | /  ___\ \_____/ /___
>          \ \      / /\ \     | |/  |____\ \. ,/ /____|
>           \ \    / /  \ \    | |         \_| |_/
>            \ \  / /    \ \  /| |           | |
>             \ \/ /      \ \/ | |           | |
>              \__/        \__/| |           | |
>                              | |           | | 
>      Bill Taylor             |_|           | |
>                                            | |
>  W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz            | |
>                                            |_|
>
>                         __________________
>                        / ________________ \
>                       / /                \ \
>                      / /                  \ \
>                     / /    ============    \ \
>                    / /     Bill  Taylor     \ \
>                   / /      ============      \ \
>                  / /                          \ \
>                 / /  (fan of 7-a-side rugby!)  \ \
>                / /                              \ \
>               / / W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz \ \
>              : :  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   : :
>              `.`.                   ,            .'.'
>               : :                  /|            : :
>               `.`.                / |           .'.'
>                : :               /  |           : :
>                `.`.       ______| ._|____      .'.'
>                 : :      |      | |      |     : :
>                 `.`.     |    __| !___   |    .'.'
>                  : :     |   /  |/   /   |    : :
>                  `.`.    |__/   '   /____|   .'.'
>                   : :      /_______/|        : :
>                    `.`.         |   !      ,','
>                      `.`.       |  /     ,','
>                        `.`.     | /    ,','
>                          `.`.   |/   ,','
>                            `.`. '  ,','
>                              `.`.,','
>                                `.,'
>
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>       ___/ oo\
>      / __  ._/
>     / /  `--'  
>    ( (______          
>     \______ `.         .-.   .-.
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>     __| |__,' /        | |   | |
>    / ,| |___,'   .-.   | |   | |
>   ( (_|_|___     | |   | |   | |  
>    \_______ `.   | |   | |   | |  
>       | |  `. \  | |   | |   | |   
>  _   _| |__,' /  | |   | |   | |    
> / \_/ | |___,'   | |   | |   | |  
> \____/`-'        `-'   `-'   `-'
>       
>
>
>       _
>     _| |___        =================================================
>   _|  _|  _|_        Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>  |___|_  |  _|___  =================================================
>        |_| |_   _|        Text tiles make very poor textiles.
>          |___| |   ================================================= 
>  W F C T     |_|  
>
>
>===============================================================================
> __            __            _________________ ||
>/\ \          /  \          / _______________/\||       D A T U M    
>\ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/||       A R E N A
> \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \     ||       T O N I C
>  \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \    ||       E M O T E
>   \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/     \ \ \   ||       D A R E D
>    \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /            \ \ \  ||
>     \ \__/        \ \__/ /              \ \ \ ||==============================
>      \/_/          \/__\/                \_\/ ||W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>===============================================================================
>
>
> _________________________
>|`.   ||  .'|             |   =============================================
>|  `. ||.'  |      *      |   Bill Taylor
>|===========|             |                  W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>|  .' ||`.  |          *  |   =============================================
>|.'   ||  `.|  *          |     New Zealand... 
>|-----------              |    
>|                         |            ...the only country in the world
>|                         |         with a spelling mistake in its name!
>|                  *      |   =============================================
> -------------------------
>
>
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------
>   \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_     \_
>   </      </      </      </      </      </      </      </      </     </
>  /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)     />
> (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'    (/'
>------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Very impressive!

-- 
Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

"Chris {Hamilton Hill} will certainly post the appropriate email if required" - J {Hamilton K}
"What sort of proof would you like? I could post the email from Demon's
legal team, complete with headers" - Chris {Hamilton Hill}
Lake District Walking: http://paulrooney.netfirms.com (Updated 29 September 03)

On 6 May 2004 20:23:35 -0700, w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill
Taylor) wrote:

>Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>
>I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
>a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>
>
>                                _,-/"---,
>         ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>       ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>      ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>     ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>    ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>    /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>    | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>    | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>    ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
> ;"""";
> \/"""
>
>                               ..---..___..
>                            ,/', (o\   "\_|
>                          .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>                         /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>                        |:.. `-._.-'
>                        ::..    /
>                       ;:..     |
>                       |:..   ,/
>                       |:.. /' |
>                       /:..|   |
>                      |:..;    ;
>                     ;:../     :\
>                    /:..;        :\
>                   ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>                   |:..  |    `-.     \,
>                   |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>                   |:..    `\.'     ``
>                   ;:..     /
>                  /:.      ,'
>                 |;:..     ;
>                /::..  `:\.|\
>                |::..     :`.|
>                |::..       \'
>           __...\:::..      ;-.
>   ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>  (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>   `---""          `\,____    _)
>                          """"
>
>---------------------------------------------
>Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>---------------------------------------------
>
> \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/ 
> -O- ( o | o ) -O-  
>   \  \ .-. /  /  
>    \  `-U-'  /  
>     \/     \/


Brilliant!

-- 
Paul {Hamilton Rooney}

"Chris {Hamilton Hill} will certainly post the appropriate email if required" - J {Hamilton K}
"What sort of proof would you like? I could post the email from Demon's
legal team, complete with headers" - Chris {Hamilton Hill}
Lake District Walking: http://paulrooney.netfirms.com (Updated 29 September 03)

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Paul
Rooney, and I thusly replied: 

> On 6 May 2004 20:18:20 -0700, w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz (Bill
> Taylor) wrote:
> 
>>glottal@ack (Viscount P. Parsnip) wrote 
>>
>>> >  __            __            _________________
>>> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>>> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/   
>>> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>>> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \      
>>> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>>> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \   
>>> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>>> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>>> 
>>> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
>>> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in
>>> signatures. 
>>
>>Your wish is my command....   (within reason)....
>>
>> _
>>| >
>>|<
>>|_>
>>
>>|3 | |_ |_   ~|~ /\ `/ |_ () |^
>>                       
>>
>> ___  _  _    _
>>| . >| || |  | |
>>| . \| || |_ | |_
>>|___/|_||___||___|
>>
>>    __            _______ ._________
>>    \\\    /\    //_____// ,__   ___|
>>     \\\  //\\  ///____ / /   | |
>>      \\\///\\\//_____/( (    | |
>>       \\//  \\//       \ \_/|| |
>>        \/    \/         \__/ |_|
>>
>> __            __            __            __
>>/\ \          /  \          /  \          /  \
>>\ \ \        / /\ \        / /\ \        / /\ \
>> \ \ \      / /\ \ \    _____\ \ \      / /\ \ \
>>  \ \ \    / /  \ \ \   ILLIA \ \ \    / /  \ \ \
>>   \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  ~~~~~  \ \ \  / /    \ \ \
>>    \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ /      \ \ \
>>     \ \__/        \ \__/        \ \__/        \ \_\
>>      \/_/          \/_/          \/_/          \/_/
>>
>>
>>                                           ____
>>   __                          ___________/___ \_
>>   \ \                        |  _____________\ \|
>>    \ \                       | |    / // /    \_\
>>     \ \                      | |   / // / 
>>      \ \                     | |__/ /_|_|_
>>       \ \                    |  _/ /______|
>>        \ \          __       | |/ /   | |       __
>>         \ \        /  \      | | /  ___\ \_____/ /___
>>          \ \      / /\ \     | |/  |____\ \. ,/ /____|
>>           \ \    / /  \ \    | |         \_| |_/
>>            \ \  / /    \ \  /| |           | |
>>             \ \/ /      \ \/ | |           | |
>>              \__/        \__/| |           | |
>>                              | |           | | 
>>      Bill Taylor             |_|           | |
>>                                            | |
>>  W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz            | |
>>                                            |_|
>>
>>                         __________________
>>                        / ________________ \
>>                       / /                \ \
>>                      / /                  \ \
>>                     / /    ============    \ \
>>                    / /     Bill  Taylor     \ \
>>                   / /      ============      \ \
>>                  / /                          \ \
>>                 / /  (fan of 7-a-side rugby!)  \ \
>>                / /                              \ \
>>               / / W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz \ \
>>              : :  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   : :
>>              `.`.                   ,            .'.'
>>               : :                  /|            : :
>>               `.`.                / |           .'.'
>>                : :               /  |           : :
>>                `.`.       ______| ._|____      .'.'
>>                 : :      |      | |      |     : :
>>                 `.`.     |    __| !___   |    .'.'
>>                  : :     |   /  |/   /   |    : :
>>                  `.`.    |__/   '   /____|   .'.'
>>                   : :      /_______/|        : :
>>                    `.`.         |   !      ,','
>>                      `.`.       |  /     ,','
>>                        `.`.     | /    ,','
>>                          `.`.   |/   ,','
>>                            `.`. '  ,','
>>                              `.`.,','
>>                                `.,'
>>
>>           ___
>>       ___/ oo\
>>      / __  ._/
>>     / /  `--'  
>>    ( (______          
>>     \______ `.         .-.   .-.
>>       | |  `. \  (O)   | |   | | 
>>     __| |__,' /        | |   | |
>>    / ,| |___,'   .-.   | |   | |
>>   ( (_|_|___     | |   | |   | |  
>>    \_______ `.   | |   | |   | |  
>>       | |  `. \  | |   | |   | |   
>>  _   _| |__,' /  | |   | |   | |    
>> / \_/ | |___,'   | |   | |   | |  
>> \____/`-'        `-'   `-'   `-'
>>       
>>
>>
>>       _
>>     _| |___        =================================================
>>   _|  _|  _|_        Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>>  |___|_  |  _|___  =================================================
>>        |_| |_   _|        Text tiles make very poor textiles.
>>          |___| |   ================================================= 
>>  W F C T     |_|  
>>
>>
>>=========================================================================
>>====== 
>> __            __            _________________ ||
>>/\ \          /  \          / _______________/\||       D A T U M    
>>\ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/||       A R E N A
>> \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \     ||       T O N I C
>>  \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \    ||       E M O T E
>>   \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/     \ \ \   ||       D A R E D
>>    \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /            \ \ \  ||
>>     \ \__/        \ \__/ /              \ \ \
>>     ||============================== 
>>      \/_/          \/__\/                \_\/
>>      ||W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz 
>>=========================================================================
>>====== 
>>
>>
>> _________________________
>>|`.   ||  .'|             |  
>>|============================================= 
>>|  `. ||.'  |      *      |   Bill Taylor
>>|===========|             |                 
>>|W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz 
>>|  .' ||`.  |          *  |  
>>|  ============================================= 
>>|.'   ||  `.|  *          |     New Zealand... 
>>|-----------              |    
>>|                         |            ...the only country in the world
>>|                         |         with a spelling mistake in its name!
>>|                  *      |  
>>|                  ============================================= 
>> -------------------------
>>
>>
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>----- 
>>   \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_      \_   
>>    \_ </      </      </      </      </      </      </      </     
>>   </     </ 
>>  /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)      /)    
>>  /> 
>> (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'     (/'   
>> (/' 
>>-------------------------------------------------------------------------
>>----- 
> 
> Very impressive!

I agree with this post. Just what the Doktor ordered!

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

Peter Hucker <pet...@btconnect.com> ASCII art 7 May 2004 11:54 · permalink · report
Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt ascii art thing!

Here's a naked woman:


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Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:

> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>
> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
> a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>
>
>                                 _,-/"---,
>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>  ;"""";
>  \/"""
>
>                                ..---..___..
>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>                         ::..    /
>                        ;:..     |
>                        |:..   ,/
>                        |:.. /' |
>                        /:..|   |
>                       |:..;    ;
>                      ;:../     :\
>                     /:..;        :\
>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>                    ;:..     /
>                   /:.      ,'
>                  |;:..     ;
>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>                 |::..     :`.|
>                 |::..       \'
>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>                           """"
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
> ---------------------------------------------
>
>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>    \  \ .-. /  /
>     \  `-U-'  /
>      \/     \/
>



-- 
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"Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in
news:opr7mopdqfrkma46@blue: 

> Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt
> ascii art thing! 
> 
> Here's a naked woman:
> 
> 
>                           8888  8888888
>                    888888888888888888888888
>                 8888:::8888888888888888888888888
>               8888::::::8888888888888888888888888888
>              88::::::::888:::8888888888888888888888888
>            88888888::::8:::::::::::88888888888888888888
>          888 8::888888::::::::::::::::::88888888888   888
>             88::::88888888::::m::::::::::88888888888    8
>           888888888888888888:M:::::::::::8888888888888
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>   88  88888888888:::8:::::::::M::::::::::;::88:88888888888888888
>   8  8888888888888:::::::::::M::"@@@@@@@"::::8w8888888888888888
>    88888888888:888::::::::::M:::::"@a@":::::M8i888888888888888
>   8888888888::::88:::::::::M88:::::::::::::M88z88888888888888888
> 8888888888:::::8:::::::::M88888:::::::::MM888!888888888888888888
> 888888888:::::8:::::::::M8888888MAmmmAMVMM888*88888888   88888888
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> 
> 
> 
> Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:
> 
>> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>>
>> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
>> a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>>
>>
>>                                 _,-/"---,
>>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>>  ;"""";
>>  \/"""
>>
>>                                ..---..___..
>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>                         ::..    /
>>                        ;:..     |
>>                        |:..   ,/
>>                        |:.. /' |
>>                        /:..|   |
>>                       |:..;    ;
>>                      ;:../     :\
>>                     /:..;        :\
>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>                    ;:..     /
>>                   /:.      ,'
>>                  |;:..     ;
>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>                 |::..       \'
>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>                           """"
>>
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>> ---------------------------------------------
>>
>>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>>    \  \ .-. /  /
>>     \  `-U-'  /
>>      \/     \/
>>
> 
> 
> 

Dirty phucker!

-- 
Phil Kyle, Interweb Leg end

http://philkyle2003.reachme.at/

"Isn't a lowlife coward somebody who 
makes threats and promises yet fails 
to keep them? Hey, sounds like you, loser." 
- Craig "Fatboi" Oldfield

{Wim Jay} <wim...@freeuk.com> wrote:

>
> "Veronica Karlsson" <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote in message
> news:409...@hotbrev.com...
>> Rt. Hon. Peter Parsnips MP wrote:
>> > :Jim Way:, wrote:
>>
>> > > Rather weaselly actions if you ask me. I wonder where he learnt it?
>> >
>> > The accusations are beginning to fly about alleged relationships between
>> > the Weasel and and the Kunt. I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley
> at
>> > this point, but I know not wot to type to indicate this.
>>
>> Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?
>
> Never mind the raised eyebrow - wot about drawing a weasel, and one with "a
> youthful, muscular body" if you don't mind.

Filthy pervert!

-- 
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:

>> >>  I would do a single raised eyebrow smiley at this point,
>> > Does anybody in alt.ascii-art know how to draw one?
>
> You have to draw the smiley the "other way round"...   (-:7
>
> ...but that should be OK.  If you want it to be a friendly raised eyebrow.
>
> Of course you msay want a neutral one,  |-:7
> or even a hositle one.    )-:7
>
> One of my faves, invented myself for my game-playing correspondents,
> is the evil leer...   >:->   ...for use when he is about to lose.
>
> There is also the grim scowl...   >:-(
>
> Have fun.
>
>  __            __            _________________
> /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
> \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>

Did you draw those letters manually or is there a 3D ascii text program somewhere?


-- 
Pilot to tower, pilot to tower, I am 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water, and running out of fuel, please instruct!
Tower to pilot, tower to pilot, repeat after me:  "Our Father, which art in heaven....."

Poke poke poke <phi...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> "Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in
> news:opr7mopdqfrkma46@blue:
>
>> Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt
>> ascii art thing!
>>
>> Here's a naked woman:
>>
>>
>>                           8888  8888888
>>                    888888888888888888888888
>>                 8888:::8888888888888888888888888
>>               8888::::::8888888888888888888888888888
>>              88::::::::888:::8888888888888888888888888
>>            88888888::::8:::::::::::88888888888888888888
>>          888 8::888888::::::::::::::::::88888888888   888
>>             88::::88888888::::m::::::::::88888888888    8
>>           888888888888888888:M:::::::::::8888888888888
>>          88888888888888888888::::::::::::M88888888888888
>>          8888888888888888888888:::::::::M8888888888888888
>>           8888888888888888888888:::::::M888888888888888888
>>          8888888888888888::88888::::::M88888888888888888888
>>        88888888888888888:::88888:::::M888888888888888   8888
>>       88888888888888888:::88888::::M::;o*M*o;888888888    88
>>      88888888888888888:::8888:::::M:::::::::::88888888    8
>>     88888888888888888::::88::::::M:;:::::::::::888888888
>>    8888888888888888888:::8::::::M::aAa::::::::M8888888888       8
>>    88   8888888888::88::::8::::M:::::::::::::888888888888888 8888
>>   88  88888888888:::8:::::::::M::::::::::;::88:88888888888888888
>>   8  8888888888888:::::::::::M::"@@@@@@@"::::8w8888888888888888
>>    88888888888:888::::::::::M:::::"@a@":::::M8i888888888888888
>>   8888888888::::88:::::::::M88:::::::::::::M88z88888888888888888
>> 8888888888:::::8:::::::::M88888:::::::::MM888!888888888888888888
>> 888888888:::::8:::::::::M8888888MAmmmAMVMM888*88888888   88888888
>> 888888 M:::::::::::::::M888888888:::::::MM88888888888888   8888888
>> 8888   M::::::::::::::M88888888888::::::MM888888888888888    88888
>>   888   M:::::::::::::M8888888888888M:::::mM888888888888888    8888
>>    888  M::::::::::::M8888:888888888888::::m::Mm88888 888888   8888
>>     88  M::::::::::::8888:88888888888888888::::::Mm8   88888   888
>>     88  M::::::::::8888M::88888::888888888888:::::::Mm88888    88
>>     8   MM::::::::8888M:::8888:::::888888888888::::::::Mm8     4
>>         8M:::::::8888M:::::888:::::::88:::8888888::::::::Mm    2
>>        88MM:::::8888M:::::::88::::::::8:::::888888:::M:::::M
>>       8888M:::::888MM::::::::8:::::::::::M::::8888::::M::::M
>>      88888M:::::88:M::::::::::8:::::::::::M:::8888::::::M::M
>>     88 888MM:::888:M:::::::::::::::::::::::M:8888:::::::::M:
>>     8 88888M:::88::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:88::::::::::::M
>>       88888M:::88::M::::::::::*88*::::::::::M:88::::::::::::::M
>>      888888M:::88::M:::::::::88@@88:::::::::M::88::::::::::::::M
>>      888888MM::88::MM::::::::88@@88:::::::::M:::8::::::::::::::*8
>>      88888  M:::8::MM:::::::::*88*::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::88@@
>>      8888   MM::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::::::88@@
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>>       888    MM:::::::MMM::::::::::::::::MM:::MM:::::::::::::::M
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>>             8  888888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::M:::M:
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>>               888888  M:::::M:::::::::@::::::::::::::M::M
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>>
>> Bill Taylor <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:
>>
>>> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>>>
>>> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
>>> a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>>>
>>>
>>>                                 _,-/"---,
>>>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>>>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>>>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>>>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>>>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>>>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>>>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>>>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>>>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>>>  ;"""";
>>>  \/"""
>>>
>>>                                ..---..___..
>>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>>                         ::..    /
>>>                        ;:..     |
>>>                        |:..   ,/
>>>                        |:.. /' |
>>>                        /:..|   |
>>>                       |:..;    ;
>>>                      ;:../     :\
>>>                     /:..;        :\
>>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>>                    ;:..     /
>>>                   /:.      ,'
>>>                  |;:..     ;
>>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>>                 |::..       \'
>>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>>                           """"
>>>
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>>>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>>>    \  \ .-. /  /
>>>     \  `-U-'  /
>>>      \/     \/
>>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> Dirty phucker!

Why thankyou.

-- 
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.

The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Peter
Hucker, and I thusly replied: 

> Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt
> ascii art thing! 
> 
> Here's a naked woman:
> 
> 
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That isn't yours to post.

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
VISIT ME ONLINE AT: http://peterparsnip.blogspot.com/

"Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with
the rod, he shall not die." -- Proverbs 23:13 (AV)

Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 9 May 2004 09:30 · permalink · report
Bateau wrote:
> Bill Taylor wrote:
> >Viscount P. Parsnip wrote:
> >
> >> >  __            __            _________________
> >> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
> >> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
> >> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
> >> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
> >> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
> >> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
> >> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
> >> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
> >              `.`.                   ,            .'.'
> >               : :                  /|            : :
> >               `.`.                / |           .'.'
> >                : :               /  |           : :
> >                `.`.       ______| ._|____      .'.'
> >                 : :      |      | |      |     : :
> >                 `.`.     |    __| !___   |    .'.'
> >                  : :     |   /  |/   /   |    : :
> >                  `.`.    |__/   '   /____|   .'.'
> >                   : :      /_______/|        : :
> >                    `.`.         |   !      ,','
> >                      `.`.       |  /     ,','
> >                        `.`.     | /    ,','
> >                          `.`.   |/   ,','
> 
> Haha how come everyone makes these 2 things when they start out at
> ascii?

Which two things do you mean? Yes, I can see what you have quoted, but
what do you mean? I don't see the pattern you see here. The newbie
projects that I have seen that seem to be universal are: a cat, a train,
a house. Then there's the obligatory self portrait. Those who are the
least bit interested in math also tend to make an impossible triangle at
some point (or is that what you were seeing in those sigs?)


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Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> ASCII art 9 May 2004 11:25 · permalink · report
Peter Hucker wrote:
> Bill Taylor wrote:
> 
> >
> >  __            __            _________________
> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
> >
> 
> Did you draw those letters manually or is there a 3D ascii text program somewhere?

Figlet does have some 3D fonts:

http://www.network-science.de/ascii/


Example:

Font: larry3d   Reflection: no   Adjustment: left   Strech: no

 ____        __                   
/\  _`\     /\ \__                
\ \ \L\ \ __\ \ ,_\    __   _ __  
 \ \ ,__/'__`\ \ \/  /'__`\/\`'__\
  \ \ \/\  __/\ \ \_/\  __/\ \ \/ 
   \ \_\ \____\\ \__\ \____\\ \_\ 
    \/_/\/____/ \/__/\/____/ \/_/ 
                                  
                                  
 __  __                  __                      
/\ \/\ \                /\ \                     
\ \ \_\ \  __  __    ___\ \ \/'\      __   _ __  
 \ \  _  \/\ \/\ \  /'___\ \ , <    /'__`\/\`'__\
  \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \/\ \__/\ \ \\`\ /\  __/\ \ \/ 
   \ \_\ \_\ \____/\ \____\\ \_\ \_\ \____\\ \_\ 
    \/_/\/_/\/___/  \/____/ \/_/\/_/\/____/ \/_/ 


Also, Jave has a Figlet feature with lots of fonts:

http://www.jave.de/


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Veronica Karlsson <v...@hotbrev.com> wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> Bill Taylor wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >  __            __            _________________
>> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>> >
>>
>> Did you draw those letters manually or is there a 3D ascii text program somewhere?
>
> Figlet does have some 3D fonts:
>
> http://www.network-science.de/ascii/
>
>
> Example:
>
> Font: larry3d   Reflection: no   Adjustment: left   Strech: no
>
>  ____        __
> /\  _`\     /\ \__
> \ \ \L\ \ __\ \ ,_\    __   _ __
>  \ \ ,__/'__`\ \ \/  /'__`\/\`'__\
>   \ \ \/\  __/\ \ \_/\  __/\ \ \/
>    \ \_\ \____\\ \__\ \____\\ \_\
>     \/_/\/____/ \/__/\/____/ \/_/
> __  __                  __
> /\ \/\ \                /\ \
> \ \ \_\ \  __  __    ___\ \ \/'\      __   _ __
>  \ \  _  \/\ \/\ \  /'___\ \ , <    /'__`\/\`'__\
>   \ \ \ \ \ \ \_\ \/\ \__/\ \ \\`\ /\  __/\ \ \/
>    \ \_\ \_\ \____/\ \____\\ \_\ \_\ \____\\ \_\
>     \/_/\/_/\/___/  \/____/ \/_/\/_/\/____/ \/_/
>
>
> Also, Jave has a Figlet feature with lots of fonts:
>
> http://www.jave.de/

Cool!  Thanks!


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Bateau <Gam...@work.stomping.aza> ASCII art 9 May 2004 17:25 · permalink · report
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>Bateau wrote:
>> Bill Taylor wrote:
>> >Viscount P. Parsnip wrote:
>> >
>> >> >  __            __            _________________
>> >> > /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>> >> > \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>> >> >  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>> >> >   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>> >> >    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>> >> >     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>> >> >      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>> >> >       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>> >              `.`.                   ,            .'.'
>> >               : :                  /|            : :
>> >               `.`.                / |           .'.'
>> >                : :               /  |           : :
>> >                `.`.       ______| ._|____      .'.'
>> >                 : :      |      | |      |     : :
>> >                 `.`.     |    __| !___   |    .'.'
>> >                  : :     |   /  |/   /   |    : :
>> >                  `.`.    |__/   '   /____|   .'.'
>> >                   : :      /_______/|        : :
>> >                    `.`.         |   !      ,','
>> >                      `.`.       |  /     ,','
>> >                        `.`.     | /    ,','
>> >                          `.`.   |/   ,','
>> 
>> Haha how come everyone makes these 2 things when they start out at
>> ascii?
>
>Which two things do you mean? Yes, I can see what you have quoted, but
>what do you mean? I don't see the pattern you see here. The newbie
>projects that I have seen that seem to be universal are: a cat, a train,
>a house. Then there's the obligatory self portrait. Those who are the
>least bit interested in math also tend to make an impossible triangle at
>some point (or is that what you were seeing in those sigs?)

I've seen them about a billion times.
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 FJ   |    |    |    |L J/ /     |   \       :::::::.        :::::::\
J |() | () | () | () | J L/      |   |        :::::::         :::::::L
| F   | .-'_ \  |    |  LJ       | /  L       ::::::::        :::::::J
| L   | /    \\ |    |  | L      |    |       ::::::::        ::::::::L
| L   ||     ):||    |  | |     /|     L      ::::::::        ::::::::|
J |   ||:._.'::||    |  | |----' |     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|     .---.
J |   |J:::::::||    |  | |    _/\     |      ::::::::        ::::::::|    /(@  o`.
 LJ   | \:::::/ |    |  | |---'\  |    |      ::::::::        ::::::::|   |    /^^^
 J L  |  `-:-'  |    |  | F  | \  |    J      ::::::::        ::::::::|    \ . \vvv
  LJ()| () | () | () |  F F  |  \  \--._L     ::::::::        ::::::::|     \ `--'
  J \ |    |    |    | J J     \    |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|      \ `.
   \ \|    |    |    | / /    |     |  |      ::::::::        ::::::::|       L  \
    \ \    |    |    |/ /|     |    | .-'|    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |   \
     `.`.  |    |   .'.' |     |    |/ /`L    ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    L
     | `.`-.____|.-'.-'  |     |    | <`. \   ::::::::        ::::::::|       |    |
     | | `-.______.-'    |    \|    |_`::\ `. ::::::::        ::::::::|       F    |
     | J\ |  |           |     |    /:  \::. \::::::::        ::::::::F      /     |
     |  L\|--|           |     _.--|::   `::\ `.::::::       .:::::::J      /      F
     J  J |\\|-.____     |__.-'    |:      \::. \::::        ::::::::F    .'      J
      L  \| >||      `--' J        |'      .`::\ `.:'      .::::::::/   .'        F
      J   |//JJ        |   L       |---.   .--\::. \---.   .---.   <---<         J
       L  |< |J        |\=/|       ( _  \=/  _ `::\ `.  \=/  _  \=/  _  \       /
       J  |\\|J        | | /        )_)  |  (_)  \::. \  |  (_)  |  (_)  |     /
        \ |--|J        |//\\       /    //\     //`::\ `./\     //\     /    .'
         \|  |L `      )/  )` `' '|`---//  `---//  `\::. \ `---//  `---'   .'
VK________|  L_\    '  /___/ ' |  |___//______//_____`::\ |___//_________.'_________
          F  F J``  -'|    | | |  |                    \:_|
          `-'  | ""   |    J `    |
               |      |     L     |          |\    |\          /|   /| |\     /|
               |      |     \     |          | \   | \        //   //  | \    ||  |\
               J      |      `.   |          ||\\  ||\\      //   //   ||\\   ||  ||
                L     F       )`---\         || >> || \\    / |  <<    || \\  ||  ||
                |    J        /     `.       ||//  ||  ||  //||   \\   ||  || ||  ||
                J    J       (        `-.    |//   | \ || |/ ||    \\  | \ || ||  ||
                `-.__/       `---.       `.  |<<   ||\\||    ||     >> ||\\|| ||  ||
                |   J             `.       ) ||\\  || \ |    ||    //  || \ | ||  ||
                /   |               `-----'  || >> ||  ||    ||   //   ||  ||  \\ ||
               /    F                        ||//  ||  ||    ||  <<    ||  ||   \\||
              J    J                         | /   |/  ||    |/   \\   |/  ||    \ |
              J    |                         |/        \|          \|      \|     \|
               `-.-'                         K I N G   O F   T H E   M O N S T E R S

ABCGi <abc...@yahoo.com> 10 May 2004 12:33 · permalink · report
Bateau wrote:
>>>Haha how come everyone makes these 2 things when they start out at
>>>ascii?
>>
>>Which two things do you mean? Yes, I can see what you have quoted, but
>>what do you mean? I don't see the pattern you see here. The newbie
>>projects that I have seen that seem to be universal are: a cat, a train,
>>a house. Then there's the obligatory self portrait. Those who are the
>>least bit interested in math also tend to make an impossible triangle at
>>some point (or is that what you were seeing in those sigs?)
> 
> I've seen them about a billion times.

Bit like your sig and me :D

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"Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
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> Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt
> ascii art thing!
>
> Here's a naked woman:
>

Pinched from where?

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"Bill Taylor" <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
news:716...@posting.google.com
> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>
> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
> a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>
>
>                                 _,-/"---,
>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>  ;"""";
>  \/"""
>
>                                ..---..___..
>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>                         ::..    /
>                        ;:..     |
>                        |:..   ,/
>                        |:.. /' |
>                        /:..|   |
>                       |:..;    ;
>                      ;:../     :\
>                     /:..;        :\
>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>                    ;:..     /
>                   /:.      ,'
>                  |;:..     ;
>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>                 |::..     :`.|
>                 |::..       \'
>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>                           """"
>
> ---------------------------------------------
> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
> ---------------------------------------------
>
>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>    \  \ .-. /  /
>     \  `-U-'  /
>      \/     \/

Thank you very much!  That second one in particular is the spitting image of
one of our local weasels rising to the occasion.

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"Sharky" <sha...@hellsgates.cor> wrote in message
news:5kg...@4ax.com
> In alt.ascii-art, {Wim Jay} says...
>
>> "Viscount P. Parsnip" <glottal@ack> wrote in message
>> news:Xns...@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy
>>>
>>>>  __            __            _________________
>>>> /\ \          /  \          / _______________/\
>>>> \ \ \        / /\ \        / / ______  ______\/
>>>>  \ \ \      / /\ \ \      / /_/__    \ \ \
>>>>   \ \ \    / /  \ \ \    / _____/\    \ \ \
>>>>    \ \ \  / /    \ \ \  / /\____\/ ___ \ \ \
>>>>     \ \ \/ /      \ \ \/ / /      / __\ \ \ \
>>>>      \ \__/        \ \__/ /      ( (___  \ \ \
>>>>       \/_/          \/__\/        \___/   \_\/
>>>
>>> Do you have other examples of your own ASCII art for us to see in
>>> demon.local? We like that kind of thing here, especially in
>>> signatures.
>>
>> Yes! I love the smell of ASCII art in the morning! Please send us
>> some. A picture of a weasel would be nice if anyone could oblige.
>> TIA.
>
>
>  ___________                _
>> -=-=-=-=- |          ____(o>____            ___             [   ]
>> /\ ;:";=> |         (___ / \ ___)        _-- _ --_           0^0
>> \/ ,~.":` |           (__\ /__)         <_  (0)  _>        \/\V/\/
>> ___________|             //^\\             --___--         --| | |--
>                            /|\                               /\_|_/\
>> _| ,_,                     ^                  ^                ^
>> )/ Q_\                   /|\                /|\              /|\
>> )| \
>> )_\==m               __                 __                 __
>> ---- |               ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,           ||   ,_,
>>      |              /~~\ /_0 \  ,#>    /~~\ /_o \  ,#>    /~~\ /_O \
>>  ,#> (0)  \_           |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|  |.| ,##'   |~"'K|
>> |.| ,##' (0X0)  =|          |    |m=/-| ,#'    |    |m=/-| ,#'    |
>>  |m=/-| ,#' (0)   =|__        |____|  ( /##'     |____|  ( /##'
>> |____|  ( /##' ____________|               _>>                _>>
>> u_>> snark^
>
>
> "...the above pic showed ancient Egyptian Lemurs offering their
> pharaoh bottles of Big-K grape juice (it being the lemur's fav
> tipple).  Above their heads (l->r) are the heiroglyphs representing
> the credit card (also a Lemurian object of desire); the chicken of
> despair; the eye of Rudolpho the Christmas Lemur; and the scarab
> beetle of munchiness (only eaten when there are no twinkies to be
> had).  Colin IIRC responded with an all out assault from cows in
> submarines and helicopters..." - snark^
>
> Do lemurs count as a weasel?

Indeed those ones do, especially as they are bearing bottles of "K"'s
something according to the label. (We have a bloke from Spain who posts here
and claims he pisses on little boys. BTW, this does not mean Spain is a
dirty country, for the poster is called John Kaye and retired over there
when things got hot, or something.)

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{Wim Jay} <{wim}j...@nonfreeuk.com> wrote:

> "Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
> news:opr7mopdqfrkma46@blue
>> Cool, ascii trading!  Think I'm gonna have to subscribe to this alt
>> ascii art thing!
>>
>> Here's a naked woman:
>>
>
> Pinched from where?

No idea, I didn't keep the receipt.

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{Wim Jay} <{wim}j...@nonfreeuk.com> wrote:

> "Bill Taylor" <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
> news:716...@posting.google.com
>> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>>
>> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's not
>> a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>>
>>
>>                                 _,-/"---,
>>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>>  ;"""";
>>  \/"""
>>
>>                                ..---..___..
>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>                         ::..    /
>>                        ;:..     |
>>                        |:..   ,/
>>                        |:.. /' |
>>                        /:..|   |
>>                       |:..;    ;
>>                      ;:../     :\
>>                     /:..;        :\
>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>                    ;:..     /
>>                   /:.      ,'
>>                  |;:..     ;
>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>                 |::..       \'
>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>                           """"
>>
>> ---------------------------------------------
>> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>> ---------------------------------------------
>>
>>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>>    \  \ .-. /  /
>>     \  `-U-'  /
>>      \/     \/
>
> Thank you very much!  That second one in particular is the spitting image of
> one of our local weasels rising to the occasion.

Are you referring to a furry animal or a slippery conman?



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"Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
news:opr7uawadurkma46@blue
> {Wim Jay} <{wim}j...@nonfreeuk.com> wrote:
>
>> "Bill Taylor" <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
>> news:716...@posting.google.com
>>> Someone's been asking for a weasel, right?
>>>
>>> I dunno where these two came from, and I suspect the second one's
>>> not a weasel at all.  But here they are anyway...
>>>
>>>
>>>                                 _,-/"---,
>>>          ;"""""""""";         _/;; ""  <@`---v
>>>        ; :::::  ::  "\      _/ ;;  "    _.../
>>>       ;"     ;;  ;;;  \___/::    ;;,'""""
>>>      ;"          ;;;;.  ;;  ;;;  ::/
>>>     ,/ / ;;  ;;;______;;;  ;;; ::,/
>>>     /;;V_;;   ;;;       \       /
>>>     | :/ / ,/            \_ "")/
>>>     | | / /"""=            \;;\""=
>>>     ; ;{::""""""=            \"""=
>>>  ;"""";
>>>  \/"""
>>>
>>>                                ..---..___..
>>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>>                         ::..    /
>>>                        ;:..     |
>>>                        |:..   ,/
>>>                        |:.. /' |
>>>                        /:..|   |
>>>                       |:..;    ;
>>>                      ;:../     :\
>>>                     /:..;        :\
>>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>>                    ;:..     /
>>>                   /:.      ,'
>>>                  |;:..     ;
>>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>>                 |::..       \'
>>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>>                           """"
>>>
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>>
>>>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>>>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>>>    \  \ .-. /  /
>>>     \  `-U-'  /
>>>      \/     \/
>>
>> Thank you very much!  That second one in particular is the spitting
>> image of one of our local weasels rising to the occasion.
>
> Are you referring to a furry animal or a slippery conman?

Neither.

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{Wim Jay} <{wim}j...@nonfreeuk.com> wrote:

> "Peter Hucker" <pet...@btconnect.com> wrote in message
> news:opr7uawadurkma46@blue
>> {Wim Jay} <{wim}j...@nonfreeuk.com> wrote:
>>
>>> "Bill Taylor" <w.t...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote in message
>>> news:716...@posting.google.com
>>>>                                ..---..___..
>>>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>>>                         ::..    /
>>>>                        ;:..     |
>>>>                        |:..   ,/
>>>>                        |:.. /' |
>>>>                        /:..|   |
>>>>                       |:..;    ;
>>>>                      ;:../     :\
>>>>                     /:..;        :\
>>>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>>>                    ;:..     /
>>>>                   /:.      ,'
>>>>                  |;:..     ;
>>>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>>>                 |::..       \'
>>>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>>>                           """"
>>>>
>>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>>> Bill Taylor    W.T...@math.canterbury.ac.nz
>>>> ---------------------------------------------
>>>>
>>>>  \|/  .-~~~-.  \|/
>>>>  -O- ( o | o ) -O-
>>>>    \  \ .-. /  /
>>>>     \  `-U-'  /
>>>>      \/     \/
>>>
>>> Thank you very much!  That second one in particular is the spitting
>>> image of one of our local weasels rising to the occasion.
>>
>> Are you referring to a furry animal or a slippery conman?
>
> Neither.

Don't keep me in suspenders...

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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 11 May 2004 16:35 · permalink · report
 Bill Taylor wrote:

>                                ..---..___..
>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>                         ::..    /
>                        ;:..     |
>                        |:..   ,/
>                        |:.. /' |
>                        /:..|   |
>                       |:..;    ;
>                      ;:../     :\
>                     /:..;        :\
>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>                    ;:..     /
>                   /:.      ,'
>                  |;:..     ;
>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>                 |::..     :`.|
>                 |::..       \'
>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>                           """"
+                 fsc

 Why people remove signatures? ...
http://groups.google.pl/groups?as_umsgid=slr...@from.eternity
 
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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 11 May 2004 16:39 · permalink · report
[...]

 Yay, What a mess in subject...


OA:
       _
  .--.(/._ 
@(       / 
  )_`-\_|  fsc


	M.
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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> wrote:

>
>  Bill Taylor wrote:
>
>>                                ..---..___..
>>                             ,/', (o\   "\_|
>>                           .:|  `_ `- ,/| /
>>                          /:.`\_,'   _..-'
>>                         |:.. `-._.-'
>>                         ::..    /
>>                        ;:..     |
>>                        |:..   ,/
>>                        |:.. /' |
>>                        /:..|   |
>>                       |:..;    ;
>>                      ;:../     :\
>>                     /:..;        :\
>>                    ;:..  ;  `\.    :-.
>>                    |:..  |    `-.     \,
>>                    |:..   ;   |  `-.__/'
>>                    |:..    `\.'     ``
>>                    ;:..     /
>>                   /:.      ,'
>>                  |;:..     ;
>>                 /::..  `:\.|\
>>                 |::..     :`.|
>>                 |::..       \'
>>            __...\:::..      ;-.
>>    ..---:::::::..`\:::..    |_/
>>   (:::::::::...../'|::.. `--`-.
>>    `---""          `\,____    _)
>>                           """"
> +                 Peter Hucker BUAHAHHAHAH
>
>  Why people remove signatures? ...
> http://groups.google.pl/groups?as_umsgid=slr...@from.eternity

Because they can.

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Marcin Glinski <stf...@from.eternity> ASCII art 11 May 2004 23:00 · permalink · report
       _
  .--.(/._   It was 11.05.2004, 23:51,
@(       /   when piggy saw on "alt.ascii-art" an article
  )_`-\_|    signed: "Peter Hucker".

[...]
>> +                 Peter Hucker BUAHAHHAHAH
[...]
> Because they can.

 Ach, so... [1]



OA: elephant in a dress

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   (  oo
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   / )_|
   \ `.|
   /`._)\
  \,__...)
    `-`-`


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In alt.ascii-art, {Wim Jay} says...

>> Do lemurs count as a weasel?
>
>Indeed those ones do, especially as they are bearing bottles of "K"'s
>something according to the label. (We have a bloke from Spain who posts here
>and claims he pisses on little boys. BTW, this does not mean Spain is a
>dirty country, for the poster is called John Kaye and retired over there
>when things got hot, or something.)

That's just sick, d00d! Those lemurs were soldiers in the lemur-cow wars
that still exist (to some extent) today. You do them a great injustice
associating them with John Kaye's alleged perversions. I'm reasonably sure
that cows and lemurs DO NOT piss on little boys (unless forced to by evil
government agents.)

"Sharky" <sha...@hellsgates.cor> wrote in message
news:aeb...@4ax.com
>>
>> (We have a bloke from Spain who
>> posts here and claims he pisses on little boys. BTW, this does not
>> mean Spain is a dirty country, for the poster is called John Kaye
>> and retired over there when things got hot, or something.)
>
> That's just sick, d00d! Those lemurs were soldiers in the lemur-cow
> wars that still exist (to some extent) today. You do them a great
> injustice associating them with John Kaye's alleged perversions. I'm
> reasonably sure that cows and lemurs DO NOT piss on little boys
> (unless forced to by evil government agents.)

My apologies to your lemurs and I withdraw any mistaken association between
the lemurs and John Kaye immediately.

(I'd better not mention his claims regarding "porking" a schoolgirl, and
stitches.)

-- 
Wim

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