Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 2 Dec 1997.
mae west
alt.ascii-art
· 14 messages · 2 Dec 1997 - 9 Dec 1997
Tina M. Mora wrote: > > H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one > asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, > I would greatly appreciate it!! > > Thanks, > Tina The only Mae-west i know of is a server(router) that eats packets like candy.It probly looks a lot like this. ( )( ( ) (__)_)__(_ |\\(\(\\\\)\ |\\\)\\\\\\\\ | \__________\ | |####oo#..| | | +---+ | |\ | |:.o| | <^__)-| \|_+---+___| ____| ||||||||||| \ | | |\ \ \ |Krogg97 | \ , \ \|_________| \'-(__^> \_________________\ -- THE <\PRINCE /> \\ // \\ // /~~~~~~\ SEE HIS ( / \ \ SEE HIS FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE / W \ /\ /\_|||||_/\ /\ / \ // ||| \\ / \ / /\ \ // ' \\ / /\ \ / / / / </ TIME TO DIE \> \ \ \ \ / /_/_/_________________________\_\_\ \ /_______________________________________\ / /Kro...@inspace.net \ \ / /Remove(no.to.spam.)to reply :-)\ \ / /_________________________________\ \ /_______________________________________\ Try my new ascii art helper Http://www.inspace.net/~carcher/asciihpr.zip
How about Marilyn Monroe?
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H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, I would greatly appreciate it!! Thanks, Tina
>H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West???
Don't Mae West and Betty Boop look alike?
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Tina M. Mora (mor...@vetmed.auburn.edu) wrote: >H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one >asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, >I would greatly appreciate it!! Not sure that it is really Mae West...but close...real close: (((()) ((())))) | ^ ^ | ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." (` o ') ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) '. .. . . . . .` ( . . . . . ... . ____ / ( . . . . . . . __|) / ( . .. . . . ). \ / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | ( /(____-------------____) | | ( ) | | \ / | _|_ \ -_______- / ( |/ \| \ / \ --- \ | / \ __/- \___|___/ \_(..) \ | / \/ /| (/\|/\) mh | | Bye,
Zeus Simeoni wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > > Evan Francois wrote: > > > > > How about Marilyn Monroe? > > > > That would be nice, do you have any pictures of her? > > > Didn't it come out? (That was my first post to a newsgroup). > > > I was able to read it on my Mac. Here, I'll try again: > > Oh, it "came out" all right, but those pictures all look like a grey > > uninteresting mass so I don't think it "counts"... > > [ 8< ] > > > It's not "art", or anything that I did. > > I noticed. > > > It was a picture converted with a program called "Email Effects". > > A.k.a. "cheating"... (at least in this newsgroup) > > > If you print it, or sit far away from your computer, it doesn't look > > > too bad. > > I'd rather print out and watch a gif...Boy, Veronica, you're a bit hard on the guy.... I dislike cheating as > much as the next guy, (or girl in this case) but perhaps you should have > just mailed him a letter bomb insead, and saved him some pain. Or at least > followed your message up with another naked picture of yourself to soften > the blow. Better yet, just show up at my place naked sometime. I'm sure > that would soften the blow as well, if you don't mind my pun. ;) > > -- > _,._ > ,' ,`-. http://www.geocities.com/athens/parthenon/9573 > |. / |\ `. > \ \ ( ,-,-` ). `-._ __ And I just put some pics of me in my > \ \ \|\,' `\ /' `\ webpage, for all you who are just > \ \ ` |, , / \ \ \ dying to see what I look like. You can > \ \ `,_/`, /\,`-.__/`. now make posters of me, and hang my > \ \ | ` / / `-._ face up for various auto-erotic > \\\ `-/' / `-. activities. > \\`/ _______,-/_ /' \ > ---'`| |` ),' `---. , | > \..-`--..___|_,/ / / > | |`,-,...,/ ,' > \ | |_| / ,' __ r-'', > |___|/ |, / __ /-'' `'`) | > _,-' ||__\ /,-' / _,.--| ( > .-' ) `(_ / _,.-' ,-' _,/ > `-------' `--'' `''' and > _,._ http://www.geocities.com/athens/parthenon/9573 > ,' ,`-. > |. / |\ `. For your auto-erotic pleasure..... > \ \ ( ,-,-` ). `-._ __ ZEUS now has personal pictures > \ \ \|\,' `\ /' `\ (no nudes yet) on the WEB! check my > \ \ ` |, , / \ \ \Homepage to check me out, and then > \ \ `,_/`, /\,`-.__/`. E-mail me to find out where to > \ \ | ` / / `-._ Send donations > \\\ `-/' / `-. > \\`/ _______,-/_ /' \ > ---'`| |` ),' `---. , | > \..-`--..___|_,/ / / > | |`,-,...,/ ,' > \ | |_| / ,' __ r-'', > |___|/ |, / __ /-'' `'`) | > _,-' ||__\ /,-' / _,.--| ( > .-' ) `(_ / _,.-' ,-' _,/ > `-------' `--'' `''' I knew all that sword handeling in Zeus's sigs had some hidden meanings, I just knew it. -- THE <\PRINCE /> \\ // \\ // /~~~~~~\ SEE HIS ( / \ \ SEE HIS FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE / W \ /\ /\_|||||_/\ /\ / \ // ||| \\ / \ / /\ \ // ' \\ / /\ \ / / / / </ TIME TO DIE \> \ \ \ \ / /_/_/_________________________\_\_\ \ /_______________________________________\ / /Kro...@inspace.net \ \ / /Remove(no.to.spam.)to reply :-)\ \ / /_________________________________\ \ /_______________________________________\ Try my new ascii art helper Http://www.inspace.net/~carcher/asciihpr.zip
In article <6630p5$5ss$1...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz (Colin Douthwaite) wrote: > > Tina M. Mora (mor...@vetmed.auburn.edu) wrote: > > >H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one > >asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, > >I would greatly appreciate it!! > > Not sure that it is really Mae West...but close...real close: > > (((()) > ((())))) > | ^ ^ | > ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." > (` o ') > ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) > '. .. . . . . .` > ( . . . . . ... . ____ > / ( . . . . . . . __|) > / ( . .. . . . ). \ > / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | > ( /(____-------------____) | > | ( ) | > | \ / | > _|_ \ -_______- / ( > |/ \| \ / \ > --- \ | / \ __/- > \___|___/ \_(..) > \ | / \/ /| > (/\|/\) mh | | > > Bye, That is a wonderful drawing of a large woman, but Mae West was known for her hour glass figure. Here is an alteration: (((()) ((())))) | ^ ^ | ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." (` o ') ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) '. .. . . . . .` ( . . . . . ... . )____ / ( . . . . . . . __|) / / `-- . .. . . --' \ / / ____)))[](((_____ | ( / ' ` | | ( ) | | \ / | _|_ \ -_______- / ( |/ \| \ / \ --- \ | / \ __/- \___|___/ \_(..) \ | / \/ /| (/\|/\) mh | | NOTE: If you hit the reply button, add an "e" to the "freent"; its absense is to stop the torment of automatic mailers. -- ___ _/ | ===%^, |_____| __ > --- == -- > llizard aka ejm [_____] __>,^ cq5...@freenet.toronto.on.ca | | //| | http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Studios/9334/
Evan Francois wrote: > > How about Marilyn Monroe? > > [ 8< ] That would be nice, do you have any pictures of her? -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/arjf/ LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Evan Francois wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Evan Francois wrote: > > > How about Marilyn Monroe? > > > > That would be nice, do you have any pictures of her? > > Didn't it come out? (That was my first post to a newsgroup). > I was able to read it on my Mac. Here, I'll try again: > Oh, it "came out" all right, but those pictures all look like a grey uninteresting mass so I don't think it "counts"... [ 8< ] > It's not "art", or anything that I did. I noticed. > It was a picture converted with a program called "Email Effects". A.k.a. "cheating"... (at least in this newsgroup) > If you print it, or sit far away from your computer, it doesn't look > too bad. > I'd rather print out and watch a gif... -- _ ____ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _| |__/ __ \| |_ _ __| |__| | | |_ _| |_| |_ ___ ___ \ V / / / / _` | | || / _` / _` |_| | || | _| ' \ _(_-</ -_) \_/|_\_\ \__,_|_|\_,_\__,_\__,_(_)_|\_,_|\__|_||_(_)__/\___| \____/ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/~ix/arjf/ LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > Evan Francois wrote: > > > > How about Marilyn Monroe? > > > That would be nice, do you have any pictures of her? > > Didn't it come out? (That was my first post to a newsgroup). > > I was able to read it on my Mac. Here, I'll try again: > Oh, it "came out" all right, but those pictures all look like a grey > uninteresting mass so I don't think it "counts"... > [ 8< ] > > It's not "art", or anything that I did. > I noticed. > > It was a picture converted with a program called "Email Effects". > A.k.a. "cheating"... (at least in this newsgroup) > > If you print it, or sit far away from your computer, it doesn't look > > too bad. > I'd rather print out and watch a gif...Boy, Veronica, you're a bit hard on the guy.... I dislike cheating as much as the next guy, (or girl in this case) but perhaps you should have just mailed him a letter bomb insead, and saved him some pain. Or at least followed your message up with another naked picture of yourself to soften the blow. Better yet, just show up at my place naked sometime. I'm sure that would soften the blow as well, if you don't mind my pun. ;) -- _,._ ,' ,`-. http://www.geocities.com/athens/parthenon/9573 |. / |\ `. \ \ ( ,-,-` ). `-._ __ And I just put some pics of me in my \ \ \|\,' `\ /' `\ webpage, for all you who are just \ \ ` |, , / \ \ \ dying to see what I look like. You can \ \ `,_/`, /\,`-.__/`. now make posters of me, and hang my \ \ | ` / / `-._ face up for various auto-erotic \\\ `-/' / `-. activities. \\`/ _______,-/_ /' \ ---'`| |` ),' `---. , | \..-`--..___|_,/ / / | |`,-,...,/ ,' \ | |_| / ,' __ r-'', |___|/ |, / __ /-'' `'`) | _,-' ||__\ /,-' / _,.--| ( .-' ) `(_ / _,.-' ,-' _,/ `-------' `--'' `'''
Krogg wrote: > I knew all that sword handeling in Zeus's sigs had some hidden > meanings, I just knew it. > > -- > > > THE > <\PRINCE /> > \\ // > \\ // > /~~~~~~\ > SEE HIS ( / \ \ SEE HIS > FACE \/<> <>\/ SMILE > / W \ > /\ /\_|||||_/\ /\ > / \ // ||| \\ / \ > / /\ \ // ' \\ / /\ \ > / / / / </ TIME TO DIE \> \ \ \ \ > / /_/_/_________________________\_\_\ \ > /_______________________________________\ Hmm.... I wonder what calling yourself a prince, and then saying 'time to die' says about you..... C: -- --ran...@slip.net (Randy Gardner) --http://www.slip.net/~randyg/index.htm - *New* Download a maze program that lets you actually walk *inside* the maze!!
llizard (cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca) wrote: >In article <6630p5$5ss$1...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz >(Colin Douthwaite) wrote: >> >> Tina M. Mora (mor...@vetmed.auburn.edu) wrote: >> >> >H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one >> >asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, >> >I would greatly appreciate it!! >> >> Not sure that it is really Mae West...but close...real close: >> >> (((()) >> ((())))) >> | ^ ^ | >> ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." >> (` o ') >> ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) >> '. .. . . . . .` >> ( . . . . . ... . ____ >> / ( . . . . . . . __|) >> / ( . .. . . . ). \ >> / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | >> ( /(____-------------____) | >> | ( ) | >> | \ / | >> _|_ \ -_______- / ( >> |/ \| \ / \ >> --- \ | / \ __/- >> \___|___/ \_(..) >> \ | / \/ /| >> (/\|/\) mh | | >> >That is a wonderful drawing of a large woman, but Mae West was known for >her hour glass figure. Here is an alteration: > > (((()) > ((())))) > | ^ ^ | > ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to alot." > (` o ') > ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) > '. .. . . . . .` > ( . . . . . ... . )____ > / ( . . . . . . . __|) > / / `-- . .. . . --' \ > / / ____)))[](((_____ | > ( / ' ` | > | ( ) | > | \ / | > _|_ \ -_______- / ( > |/ \| \ / \ > --- \ | / \ __/- > \___|___/ \_(..) > \ | / \/ /| > (/\|/\) mh | | > Good point...and a good diddle. Mae West certainly was not a 36-24-36 size of hourglass. :-) Bye,
This stuff is terrible. You guys need to go and look at some old pictures of Mae, and then try again. And try being sober, next time. Colin Douthwaite wrote in message <66g6k1$4kv$2...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>... >llizard (cq5...@freent.toronto.on.ca) wrote: >>In article <6630p5$5ss$1...@mnementh.southern.co.nz>, cfb...@southern.co.nz >>(Colin Douthwaite) wrote: >>> >>> Tina M. Mora (mor...@vetmed.auburn.edu) wrote: >>> >>> >H E L P!!! Can anybody help me with a picture of Mae West??? I need one >>> >asap! SORRY :( for the short delay. But, whatever you can help me with, >>> >I would greatly appreciate it!! >>> >>> Not sure that it is really Mae West...but close...real close: >>> >>> (((()) >>> ((())))) >>> | ^ ^ | >>> ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to a lot." >>> (` o ') >>> ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) >>> '. .. . . . . .` >>> ( . . . . . ... . ____ >>> / ( . . . . . . . __|) >>> / ( . .. . . . ). \ >>> / ( .`---'. .. .----'..) | >>> ( /(____-------------____) | >>> | ( ) | >>> | \ / | >>> _|_ \ -_______- / ( >>> |/ \| \ / \ >>> --- \ | / \ __/- >>> \___|___/ \_(..) >>> \ | / \/ /| >>> (/\|/\) mh | | >>> > > >>That is a wonderful drawing of a large woman, but Mae West was known for >>her hour glass figure. Here is an alteration: > > >> >> (((()) >> ((())))) >> | ^ ^ | >> ( )`'( ) " One figure can sometimes add up to alot." >> (` o ') >> ' ... . ...` - Mae West (1892-1980) >> '. .. . . . . .` >> ( . . . . . ... . )____ >> / ( . . . . . . . __|) >> / / `-- . .. . . --' \ >> / / ____)))[](((_____ | >> ( / ' ` | >> | ( ) | >> | \ / | >> _|_ \ -_______- / ( >> |/ \| \ / \ >> --- \ | / \ __/- >> \___|___/ \_(..) >> \ | / \/ /| >> (/\|/\) mh | | >> > > >Good point...and a good diddle. Mae West certainly was not a 36-24-36 size >of hourglass. :-) > >Bye, >
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