Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Aug 1997.
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(WARNING-explicit cartoon strip): Conversation
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 7 Aug 1997
If you are easily shocked or offended, I suggest you not read this one.
This is two guys in a urinal, having a "Conversation". It just might not
be for everyone, so here is your chance to back out.
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/ \ / \
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~|_____|~ _\_______/_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
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jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
***********************************************
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/ \ _/~~~~~~|
/ \ (_o\__ |
(\_______/) /_ ]\__|
~|_____|~ _\_______|_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
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jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
**********************************************
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"Man!...I wouldn't want you thinkin'
I was queer, but I gotta say it:
You've got the biggest dick I've
ever seen, guy. I never even heard
of one that big."
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/ \ \ /~~~~~\
/ \ / \
(\_______/) [|_______|]
~|_____|~ _\_______/_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
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jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
**********************************************
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"Thanks."
/
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/ \ /~~~~~\
/ \ / \
(\_______/) [|_______|]
~|_____|~ _\_______/_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
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jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
**************************************************
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"Uhh... Just how big does that
thing get when it's hard?"
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/ \ _/~~~~~~|
/ \ (_o\__ |
(\_______/) /_ ]\__|
~|_____|~ _\_______|_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
***********************************************
***********************************************
"I wouldn't know."
/
_____ / "?"
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/ \ / \
(\_______/) [|_______|]
~|_____|~ _\_______/_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
***********************************************
***********************************************
"Just what do you mean
by that?!!"
_____ \
/ \ \ /~~~~~\
/ \ / \
(\_______/) [|_______|]
~|_____|~ _\_______/_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
***********************************************
***********************************************
"Well, every time I start to
get an errection, I pass
out, cold."
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_____ / ` ' '
/ \ `_/~~~~~~| `
/ \ (_X\__ |
(\_______/) /_ ]\__|
~|_____|~ _\_______|_
/ \ / \
/ \ / BUDWIESER \
/ | | \ / | ___ | \
\ | | / \ | | | | /
\ | | /\ \ | |BUD| | /
|\| |/|| \/ |___| \/
|||_____|||| /___________\
||\_ _/||| \ _ _ /|
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
||| | |||| || | |||
jro |||__|__|||| ||___|___|||
______|(__) (__)|/_________|/__| |__\|/____
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
ogl...@fullnet.net-removetoreply
P.S.: "Pppttt!"on all you goofy ascii penis affecionados.
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