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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 13 Aug 1998.
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Dear AgonyAuntstein 980813 Second Issue

Dear AgonyAuntstein 980813 Second Issue

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 13 Aug 1998 - 14 Aug 1998
Sarah Day <med...@micron.net> ASCII art 13 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,         Sarah Day and Your Name Here   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                               .oo       []
[]  I am Bloatstein  (      -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
[]                    " ` - "                                " "       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
[]                   /                                                 []
[]              .:::.                                                  []
[]             :('v'):                                                 []
[]             :(> <):                                                 []
[]               ^ ^                                                   []
[]               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
[]               ^ ^              /                                    []
[]              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
[]  a balloon  (      >=(      -)                                      []
[]              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
[]                        \                                            []
[]                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                                         []
[]  Dear Bloatstein  (      -)                                         []
[]                    " ` - "                                          []
[]  The solution to your problem is relatively simple. Just have a     []
[]                           _____                                     []
[]                          |B    |oo. - .                             []
[]     bean-eating binge,   | E   |(-      )                           []
[]                          |  A  | " - ' "                            []
[]                          |   N |                                    []
[]                          |____S|                                    []
[]                                   and you should deflate harmlessly.[]
[]                                                                     []
[] Just don't forget to bring a can opener.                            []
[]                                                                     []
=========================================================================

Henning 'Faroul' Peters <far...@gmx.net> 14 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
> =========================================================================
> []                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
> []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
> []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                  Sarah Day and Faroul  []
> []   ^^                                                                []
> []                                                                     []
> []                     . - .oo                               .oo       []
> []  I am Bloatstein  (      -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
> []                    " ` - "                                " "       []
> []                                                                     []
> []  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
> []                                                                     []
> []                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
> []                   /                                                 []
> []              .:::.                                                  []
> []             :('v'):                                                 []
> []             :(> <):                                                 []
> []               ^ ^                                                   []
> []               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
> []               ^ ^              /                                    []
> []              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
> []  a balloon  (      >=(      -)                                      []
> []              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
> []                        \                                            []
> []                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
> []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                     . - .oo                                         []
> []  Dear Bloatstein  (      -)                                         []
> []                    " ` - "                                          []
> []                                                                     []
> []  Eating beans and peas, erm, "produces" much "air" inside you.      []
> []                                                                     []
> []  Maybe the unnessecary air would disappear, just out of your        []
> []                                                                     []
> []  back, too?                                                         []
> []                                                                     []
> =========================================================================
-- 
                  Henning `Faroul' Peters  -  far...@gmx.net
                Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. wurks grate.

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 14 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                 Sarah Day and Nursie.  []
[]   ^^                                              Revision 980814   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    . - .oo                                .oo       []
[]  I am Bloatstein  ( ( (  -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
[]                    " ` - "                                " "       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
[]                   /                                                 []
[]              .:::.                                                  []
[]             :('v'):                                                 []
[]             :(> <):                                                 []
[]               ^ ^                                                   []
[]               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
[]               ^ ^              /                                    []
[]              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
[]  a balloon  (      >=( ( (  -)                                      []
[]              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
[]                        \                                            []
[]                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    . - .oo                                          []
[]  Dear Bloatstein  ( ( (  -)                                         []
[]                    " ` - "                                          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  You need to fart very hard to get rid of the bloat. That may       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  cause you to travel through the air like a deflating balloon.      []
[]                                                                     []
[]      R R             R R               ,,                           []
[]    R     R         R     R        . - .@@                           []
[]             R     R         R R ( ( (  C)  WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!        []
[]               R R                " ` - "                            []
[]                                                                     []
[]  You don't want that to happen, so use a fart-muffler!              []
[]                                           |                         []
[]                                           v                         []
[]                                             . - .oo                 []
[]                          sssssssssssss... #( ( (  -)                []
[]                                             " ` - "                 []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                              |                      []
[]                                              |                      []
[]                                              v    Yaay! That was    []
[]                                                  a safe fart!       []
[]                                                 /                   []
[]                                             .oo                     []
[]                                     pfft! #(  -)                    []
[]                                             " "                     []
=========================================================================

> anyone want to add some expelled air to this??? *LOL*

You got to hand out gas masks first ...

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> ASCII art 14 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
Oh dear, we got yet another problem!

=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,         Sarah Day and Your Name Here   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                               .oo       []
[]  I am Bloatstein  (      -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
[]                    " ` - "                                " "       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
[]                   /                                                 []
[]              .:::.                                                  []
[]             :('v'):                                                 []
[]             :(> <):                                                 []
[]               ^ ^                                                   []
[]               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
[]               ^ ^              /                                    []
[]              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
[]  a balloon  (      >=(      -)                                      []
[]              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
[]                        \                                            []
[]                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                                         []
[]  Dear Bloatstein  (      -)                                         []
[]                    " ` - "                                          []
[]                                                                     []
=========================================================================

================================================================
[]                                                            []
[]   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
[]  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
[]   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
[]     ^^  ^^                                                 []
================================================================

Robert ASF. <ra_...@alcor.concordia.ca> 14 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
	How about a pin!


On Fri, 14 Aug 1998 00:32:53 GMT, Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> 
wrote:
> Oh dear, we got yet another problem!
> 
> =========================================================================
> []                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
> []   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
> []  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
> []  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,         Sarah Day and Your Name Here   []
> []   ^^                                                                []
> []                                                                     []
> []                     . - .oo                               .oo       []
> []  I am Bloatstein  (      -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
> []                    " ` - "                                " "       []
> []                                                                     []
> []  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
> []                                                                     []
> []                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
> []                   /                                                 []
> []              .:::.                                                  []
> []             :('v'):                                                 []
> []             :(> <):                                                 []
> []               ^ ^                                                   []
> []               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
> []               ^ ^              /                                    []
> []              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
> []  a balloon  (      >=(      -)                                      []
> []              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
> []                        \                                            []
> []                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
> []  What shall I do?                                                   []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                                                                     []
> []                     . - .oo                                         []
> []  Dear Bloatstein  (      -)                                         []
> []                    " ` - "                                          []
> []                                                                     []
> =========================================================================
> 
> ================================================================
> []                                                            []
> []   /(      )\     Visit the Gallery of the 'steins!         []
> []  ( ">    <" )   http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/        []
> []   (> )><( <)   Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie  []
> []     ^^  ^^                                                 []
> ================================================================


-- 
		Just Thought I Should Mention It

Kirsten *aka Nursie* <nur...@geocities.com> ASCII art 14 Aug 1998 00:00 · permalink ·
=========================================================================
[]                           The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso.  []
[]   ,,                                          All rights reserved.  []
[]  (@@)                                       Diddles by Pete Casso,  []
[]  (> )>  Dear AgonyAuntstein,                 Sarah Day and Nursie   []
[]   ^^                                                                []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                               .oo       []
[]  I am Bloatstein  (      -)  but I used to be Frogstein  (  -)      []
[]                    " ` - "                                " "       []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                    Jump! Jump! Jump!                                []
[]                   /                                                 []
[]              .:::.                                                  []
[]             :('v'):                                                 []
[]             :(> <):                                                 []
[]               ^ ^                                                   []
[]               ^ ^               Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop!              []
[]               ^ ^              /                                    []
[]              . - .     . - .oo                                      []
[]  a balloon  (      >=(      -)                                      []
[]              ` - '    " ` - "                                       []
[]                        \                                            []
[]                         BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT!                        []
[]  What shall I do?                                                   []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                                                                     []
[]                     . - .oo                                         []
[]  Dear Bloatstein  (      -)                                         []
[]                    " ` - "                                          []
[]                                                                     []
[]  Take a wander over to Miss Nursiestein's clinic... I'm sure she    []
[]                                                                     []
[]  will be able to find a solution!!!                                 []
[]                                                                     []
[]       ___                          . - .oo  WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!!!       []
[]      \ + /                        =__ --O)                          []
[]      ('V')       *                                                  []
[]      (>y )>|=- *poke*                                               []
[]       ^ ^         *                                                 []
=========================================================================

anyone want to add some expelled air to this??? *LOL*

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