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Dear AgonyAuntstein 980813 Second Issue
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· 6 messages · 13 Aug 1998 - 14 Aug 1998
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. []
[] ,, All rights reserved. []
[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, []
[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Your Name Here []
[] ^^ []
[] []
[] . - .oo .oo []
[] I am Bloatstein ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " " " []
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[] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using []
[] []
[] Jump! Jump! Jump! []
[] / []
[] .:::. []
[] :('v'): []
[] :(> <): []
[] ^ ^ []
[] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! []
[] ^ ^ / []
[] . - . . - .oo []
[] a balloon ( >=( -) []
[] ` - ' " ` - " []
[] \ []
[] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! []
[] What shall I do? []
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[] . - .oo []
[] Dear Bloatstein ( -) []
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[] The solution to your problem is relatively simple. Just have a []
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[] |B |oo. - . []
[] bean-eating binge, | E |(- ) []
[] | A | " - ' " []
[] | N | []
[] |____S| []
[] and you should deflate harmlessly.[]
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[] Just don't forget to bring a can opener. []
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> ========================================================================= > [] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. [] > [] ,, All rights reserved. [] > [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, [] > [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Faroul [] > [] ^^ [] > [] [] > [] . - .oo .oo [] > [] I am Bloatstein ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) [] > [] " ` - " " " [] > [] [] > [] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using [] > [] [] > [] Jump! Jump! Jump! [] > [] / [] > [] .:::. [] > [] :('v'): [] > [] :(> <): [] > [] ^ ^ [] > [] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! [] > [] ^ ^ / [] > [] . - . . - .oo [] > [] a balloon ( >=( -) [] > [] ` - ' " ` - " [] > [] \ [] > [] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! [] > [] What shall I do? [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] . - .oo [] > [] Dear Bloatstein ( -) [] > [] " ` - " [] > [] [] > [] Eating beans and peas, erm, "produces" much "air" inside you. [] > [] [] > [] Maybe the unnessecary air would disappear, just out of your [] > [] [] > [] back, too? [] > [] [] > ========================================================================= -- Henning `Faroul' Peters - far...@gmx.net Fer sell cheep: IBM spel chekker. wurks grate.
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. []
[] ,, All rights reserved. []
[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, []
[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Nursie. []
[] ^^ Revision 980814 []
[] []
[] . - .oo .oo []
[] I am Bloatstein ( ( ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " " " []
[] []
[] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using []
[] []
[] Jump! Jump! Jump! []
[] / []
[] .:::. []
[] :('v'): []
[] :(> <): []
[] ^ ^ []
[] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! []
[] ^ ^ / []
[] . - . . - .oo []
[] a balloon ( >=( ( ( -) []
[] ` - ' " ` - " []
[] \ []
[] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! []
[] What shall I do? []
[] []
[] []
[] []
[] . - .oo []
[] Dear Bloatstein ( ( ( -) []
[] " ` - " []
[] []
[] You need to fart very hard to get rid of the bloat. That may []
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[] cause you to travel through the air like a deflating balloon. []
[] []
[] R R R R ,, []
[] R R R R . - .@@ []
[] R R R R ( ( ( C) WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!!! []
[] R R " ` - " []
[] []
[] You don't want that to happen, so use a fart-muffler! []
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[] v []
[] . - .oo []
[] sssssssssssss... #( ( ( -) []
[] " ` - " []
[] []
[] | []
[] | []
[] v Yaay! That was []
[] a safe fart! []
[] / []
[] .oo []
[] pfft! #( -) []
[] " " []
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> anyone want to add some expelled air to this??? *LOL*
You got to hand out gas masks first ...
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[] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie []
[] ^^ ^^ []
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Oh dear, we got yet another problem!
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. []
[] ,, All rights reserved. []
[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, []
[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Your Name Here []
[] ^^ []
[] []
[] . - .oo .oo []
[] I am Bloatstein ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " " " []
[] []
[] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using []
[] []
[] Jump! Jump! Jump! []
[] / []
[] .:::. []
[] :('v'): []
[] :(> <): []
[] ^ ^ []
[] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! []
[] ^ ^ / []
[] . - . . - .oo []
[] a balloon ( >=( -) []
[] ` - ' " ` - " []
[] \ []
[] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! []
[] What shall I do? []
[] []
[] []
[] []
[] . - .oo []
[] Dear Bloatstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " []
[] []
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[] []
[] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! []
[] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ []
[] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie []
[] ^^ ^^ []
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How about a pin! On Fri, 14 Aug 1998 00:32:53 GMT, Pete Casso <pet...@sympatico.ca> wrote: > Oh dear, we got yet another problem! > > ========================================================================= > [] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. [] > [] ,, All rights reserved. [] > [] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, [] > [] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Your Name Here [] > [] ^^ [] > [] [] > [] . - .oo .oo [] > [] I am Bloatstein ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) [] > [] " ` - " " " [] > [] [] > [] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using [] > [] [] > [] Jump! Jump! Jump! [] > [] / [] > [] .:::. [] > [] :('v'): [] > [] :(> <): [] > [] ^ ^ [] > [] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! [] > [] ^ ^ / [] > [] . - . . - .oo [] > [] a balloon ( >=( -) [] > [] ` - ' " ` - " [] > [] \ [] > [] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! [] > [] What shall I do? [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] [] > [] . - .oo [] > [] Dear Bloatstein ( -) [] > [] " ` - " [] > [] [] > ========================================================================= > > ================================================================ > [] [] > [] /( )\ Visit the Gallery of the 'steins! [] > [] ( "> <" ) http://www3.sympatico.ca/petecasso/ [] > [] (> )><( <) Woodpeckersteins dancing the boogie-woogie [] > [] ^^ ^^ [] > ================================================================ -- Just Thought I Should Mention It
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[] The 'steins Copyright 980813 Pete Casso. []
[] ,, All rights reserved. []
[] (@@) Diddles by Pete Casso, []
[] (> )> Dear AgonyAuntstein, Sarah Day and Nursie []
[] ^^ []
[] []
[] . - .oo .oo []
[] I am Bloatstein ( -) but I used to be Frogstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " " " []
[] []
[] Jumpy SarahClownstein inflated me too much using []
[] []
[] Jump! Jump! Jump! []
[] / []
[] .:::. []
[] :('v'): []
[] :(> <): []
[] ^ ^ []
[] ^ ^ Hey! Stop! Stop! Stop! []
[] ^ ^ / []
[] . - . . - .oo []
[] a balloon ( >=( -) []
[] ` - ' " ` - " []
[] \ []
[] BLOAT! BLOAT! BLOAT! []
[] What shall I do? []
[] []
[] []
[] []
[] . - .oo []
[] Dear Bloatstein ( -) []
[] " ` - " []
[] []
[] Take a wander over to Miss Nursiestein's clinic... I'm sure she []
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[] will be able to find a solution!!! []
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[] ___ . - .oo WHOOOOOOOOOOAH!!! []
[] \ + / =__ --O) []
[] ('V') * []
[] (>y )>|=- *poke* []
[] ^ ^ * []
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anyone want to add some expelled air to this??? *LOL*
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