Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 12 Jan 2000.
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· 6 messages · 12 Jan 2000 - 19 Jan 2000
JRO wrote: [snip] > ________________________________ > | ENGLISH REPORTS | > | due today > | "Therefore, it should > | properly be known as > | 'The Language of Fornication." > | / > | \\\\ | > |_______________________( oo ____| > /________________________ \o/ ____/ > // \\/) > _______________________ \\_|\/ ______________jro > ||| > ||| > (_)_) :D Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha ah aha! joris
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| ENGLISH REPORTS | "Class, as you are
| due today \ (()) all aware, your
| \ ((())) reports are due
| \_ O=O~) today. I hope that
| (_\ _\o_/_ everyone is prepared!
| \ \/ \__/ \
| \ (_ _) \
|_________________________\/\____/ /
/___________________________ / \/
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____________________________| |______jro
|______|
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| ENGLISH REPORTS | "Marty! Why don't you
| due today (()) give us your report,
| ((())) first. Come on up here!
| (~O=O We might as well get
| _\_o/_ it over with..."
| / \__/ \
| / (_ _) \
|_______________________ / /\____/ /
/_______________________ /_/ / \/
(_/ | |
________________________ | _| |______jro
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| (__||__)
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today |
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|________________________________| ////
/_________________________________/ (\\\)
\_/
______________________________________// \\_jro
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
| "My report is about
| The Origins of The
| English Language..."
| /
| ////
|________________________oo ) ___|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
/ \\
_________________________ |_//_____________jro
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
| "French is the 'Language
| of Love'. German is 'The
| Technical Speech'..."
| /
| ////
|________________________oo ) ___|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
/_\\
_________________________ |_//_____________jro
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
| "Spanish is known as
| a 'Romantic Language'.
| Italian is for opera..."
| /
| \\\\
|_______________________( oo ____|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
// \
_________________________\\_| ______________jro
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
| "But what are we
| to call English?"
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| /
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|_______________________( oo ____|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
(\/ \/)
_______________________ \/|_|\/______________jro
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_______________________
| ENGLISH REPOR
| due today "English is the result of
| Norman knights trying to
| make dates with Saxon
| bar maids..."
| /
| \\\\ |
|_______________________( oo ____|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
// \
_______________________ \\_| _______________jro
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(_)_)
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
| "Therefore, it should
| properly be known as
| 'The Language of Fornication."
| /
| \\\\ |
|_______________________( oo ____|
/________________________ \o/ ____/
// \\/)
_______________________ \\_|\/ ______________jro
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(_)_)
--
Jonathon R. Oglesbee
oglesbee@
mail.fullnet.net
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Before you buy.
joris bellenger <svz...@xs4all.nl> wrote in message news:387...@xs4all.nl... > Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha ah aha! > > joris > Thanks, Joris. JRO
.----- On Wed, 12 Jan 2000 04:27:03 GMT, JRO posted:
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| ________________________________
| | ENGLISH REPORTS | "Class, as you are
| | due today \ (()) all aware, your
| | \ ((())) reports are due
| | \_ O=O~) today. I hope that
| | (_\ _\o_/_ everyone is prepared!
| | \ \/ \__/ \
| | \ (_ _) \
| |_________________________\/\____/ /
|/___________________________ / \/
| | |
|____________________________| |______jro
| |______|
| |_||_|
| (__||__)
|
|
|
| ________________________________
| | ENGLISH REPORTS | "Marty! Why don't you
| | due today (()) give us your report,
| | ((())) first. Come on up here!
| | (~O=O We might as well get
| | _\_o/_ it over with..."
| | / \__/ \
| | / (_ _) \
| |_______________________ / /\____/ /
|/_______________________ /_/ / \/
| (_/ | |
|________________________ | _| |______jro
| | |______|
| | |_||_|
| | (__||__)
|
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Although I don't study English anymore, at this point, I'd probably invent
an innovative excuse why my talk isn't prepared.
Since you used my name... :o)
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| ENGLISH REPORTS |
| due today
|
| Umm... I had a power cut
| last night, so I couldn't
| / prepare it....
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|_____________________ | o o | __|
/______________________ | > | __/
| .-' |
_______________________ \___/ ______________jro
__| |__
/ '-' \
| | | |mga
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| ________________________________
| | ENGLISH REPORTS |
| | due today
| | "Therefore, it should
| | properly be known as
| | 'The Language of Fornication."
| | /
| | \\\\ |
| |_______________________( oo ____|
|/________________________ \o/ ____/
| // \\/)
|_______________________ \\_|\/ ______________jro
| |||
| |||
| (_)_)
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hehehe... Nice one.
Kind Regards,
-Martin
|\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@--
| |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> wrote in message news:388...@news.vossnet.net... > Although I don't study English anymore, at this point, I'd probably invent > an innovative excuse why my talk isn't prepared. > Since you used my name... :o) > > hehehe... Nice one. > > Kind Regards, Thanks, man. I thought you went by Martin, not Marty. If so, I reckon I should adjust this, in the future. JRO
.----- On Mon, 17 Jan 2000 21:31:39 -0600, JRO posted: | |I thought you went by Martin, not Marty. If so, I reckon I should |adjust this, in the future. | '------------------------------- Ya, folks usually call me 'Martin' or 'Mart'. People have called me Marty on occasion, though... usually when taking the piss <g> On newsgroups, I'm Martin. In other forums (eg IRC) I tend to be called 'Mart' ... no idea why this happened, it just ended up that way. Hence the reason why my email address begins 'mart.atkins' Kind Regards, -Mart[in|y] :o) |\/| _..__|_o._ /\_|_| o._ _ mart.atkins@-- | |(_|| |_|| | /--\|_|<|| |_> --bigfoot.com
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