req: bird plop!

Looking for e-mailable renditions of a good sized splattering of bird crap
that would look as if it was thrown at a window in front of the receiver
(ie as if the monitor was a window)

I'd settle for egg splats, instead...

Please, if anyone has or feels creative, could you cc me a copy to <a
href="mailto:gap...@vcn.bc.ca">mailto:gap...@vcn.bc.ca</a>?

Much ADVthanksANCE,


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Your servant,
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George Pope wrote:
> Looking for e-mailable renditions of a good sized splattering of bird 
> crap that would look as if it was thrown at a window in front of the 
> receiver (ie as if the monitor was a window)

Plain splat:
                                          _                           
               _          .--._         .` `.     ..-.       .-.                
       ..    .` `.-.   _.`     `-.     `    .   .`    `-.  .`   `.                 
     .`  `..`       `-`           `.   `.   .   .       `. .      :           
     .                             `-._  `-`   .         ._ `.   _`      
     '.                                `.-.    .           `. `-`           
     .`                                    `._.            .    _.._          
   .`                                                   .-`    `    `.       
   :                                                 .-`  .-.  `-._.-`    
  .`           _.._                                  ._.`   `.-.         
  `.       _.-`    ``-.                                         `.    
    `-._.-`          _.           _                              `. 
                .-..`          .-` `.                             .   
   .--.       .`               .     `.                           .   
 .`    `.    :           _      .     `.   .``.    .``.        .-.`    
  `-.    .    `.      .-` `.    '       `-`    ._.`    `._._..`    
     `.-`       `._..`     `._..`

Shaded splat: (Very bad)
                                          _                           
               _          .--._         .`u`.     ..-.       .-.                
       ..    .`t`.-.   _.`lllll`-.     `uiiu.   .`qqqq`-.  .`uuu`.                 
     .`ii`..`uttoooo`-`pppppplllll`.   `.uuu.   .aaaaaaa`. .uuiuut:           
     .iiiiiuuutttoooppppppplllllkkkk`-._  `-`   .ssssssss._ `.uuut`      
     '.uuuuuutttoooppppppppllllllkkkkkk`.-.    .sdddddddddd`. `-`           
     .`tttttttttoooopppppplllllkkkkkkjjjjjh`._.ffffffffdddd.    _.._          
   .`ottoottootttoooopppplllllkkkkkjjjjjhhhhhgggggffffff.-`    `uuiu`.       
   :oooooooooooooopppppllllllkkkkjjjjhhhhhhhhgggggfff.-`  .-.  `u.u.u`    
  .`pppoooppppp_.._ppppllllkkkkkkkjjjjhhhhhhgggggffff._.`sss`.-.         
  `.ppppppp_.-`    ``-.kkkkkkjjjjjjjhhhhhhgggggfffffffddddsssssa`.    
    `-._.-`          _.jjjjjjjjhhh_hhhhggggggfffffffddddsssssaaaq`. 
                .-..`hhhhhhhhhh.-` `.ggggggfffffffdddddsssssaaaqqq.   
   .--.       .`ggggggggggggggg.     `.ffffffddddddddssssssaaaaqqq.   
 .`ttui`.    :ffffffffffffffffff.     `.ddd.``.dddd.``.sssaaaaq.-.`    
  `-.uuuu.    `.dddddd.-` `.dddd'       `q`    .q.`    `.q.q..`    
     `.-`       `.q..`     `.q..`

Specled splat:
                                          _                           
               _          .--._         .` `.     ..-.       .-.                
       ..    .` `.-.   _.`     `-.     ` #  .   .`    `-.  .`  #`.                 
     .`  `..`       `-`     #     `.   `. # .   .  # #  `. .  #   :           
     .  #      #   #    #       #  `-._  `-`   .         ._ `. # _`      
     '.                    #           `.-.    .  #   #    `. `-`           
     .`  #   #        #         #   #      `._.        #   .    _.._          
   .`                                   #       #   #   .-`    `  # `.       
   :    #   #     #         #   #   #       #        .-`  .-.  `-._.-`    
  .`           _.._    #                 #   #  #  # ._.`   `.-.         
  `.  #    _.-`    ``-.   #   #   #   #         #       #  #    `.    
    `-._.-`          _.  ###      _    #   #  #  #    # # #  #   `. 
                .-..`     #    .-` `.              #   # ###   #  .   
   .--.       .`     #         .     `.  #  # #  #     #  #  #  # .   
 .` #  `.    :    #      _  #   .     `.   .``. #  .``.  #  #  .-.`    
  `-. #  .    `.      .-` `.    '       `-`    ._.`    `._._..`    
     `.-`       `._..`     `._..`


One question, what's this for?


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