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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 7 Nov 1996.
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GET YOUR CREDIT CARD BACK TO $0

GET YOUR CREDIT CARD BACK TO $0

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 7 Nov 1996
Psycho 9 <sbr...@icon.net> ASCII art 7 Nov 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
TAKE ONLY 5 MINUTES TO READ THIS AND YOU'LL TURN $5 INTO $50,OOO
 IN ONLY ONE MONTH!!!!!

<<<<<<<<<<NO CATCHES>>>>>>>>>>

 1) 100% legal and legitiment
 2) Nobody gets scammed
 3) Everybody wins

>>>>>>>>>>>THE SIMPLE 5 MINUTE PROCESS<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

 1) Write your name and address on 5 pieces of paper.
 2) Below that write the phrase " Please add me to your mailing
    list."
 3) Fold a dollar bill inside each piece of paper and mail it to
    the following 5 addresses.

 1.  Natalie Jansen
     Lancveldlaan 18
     5671 CN Nuenen
     Holland
  
 2.  Chad Collier
     2785 Cold Springs Rd. #49
     Placerville, CA  95667

 3.  Steve Boltinghouse
     1009 Bird St.
     Hannibal, MO  63401

 4.  Fru Lundkvist
     Tstra Storg. 35
     646 32 Gnesta Sweden

 5.  Steve Bryan
     9317 Broughton ct.
     Oklahoma city, OK  73132


 4) Remove the top name from the list and move the others up one
    place, and add your name as number 5.

 5) Post a copy of this article with your name at #5 on at least 200
    newsgroups. ( There are thousands of them, so post as many as
    you can!)  THE MORE THE BETTER!!!!

 6) Returns should start coming in about a week and all you have to
    do is keep the money and put the persons name on a list with the
    rest of the respondies addresses. (This makes it legal.)

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 A. Your 200 newsgroup postings average about 5 responses, thats
    $5 cash with your name at #5.

 B. Each person who sent you $1 makes 200 more postings averaging
    50 responses, thats $50 cash with your name at #4.

 C. These 50 people make 200 postings each thats 10,000 postings
    with your name at #3 An average of 500 responses = $500.

 D. They then make 200 postings = 100,000 postings with your name
    at #2 An average of 5000 responses = $5000.

 E. Finally 5,000 people make 200 postings which comes to about
    $50,000 cash with your name at #1.

 NOTE: All this happens with people only making 200 postings each
       time.... Imagine what it's like when everone posts more
       like I am!

<<<<<<<<<<<<<AFTER ONE MONTH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
  You will no longer be on the list, so take the latest list you
  can find and start all over again.

  ALL IT TAKES IS 5 ONE DOLLAR BILLS, 5 ENVELOPES AND 5 STAMPS!!!

  REMEMBER HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY-DO AS YOU WOULD WANT
  THOSE BELOW YOU TO DO.    YOU DON'T NEED TO CHEAT, THE BASIC
   IDEA IS TO GET MORE MONEY  GOOD LUCK TO ALL, PLEASE PLAY FAIR
  AND WE ALL WILL PROSPER.

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