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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 6 Mar 2007.
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ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2007 Mar 5: #2811 CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9

ASCII Art Fart for Mon, 2007 Mar 5: #2811 CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11

alt.ascii-art · 3 messages · 6 Mar 2007 - 6 Mar 2007
"Faux_Tran" <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:PI6Hh.1975$Gr....@newsfe21.lga...
> #2811 CONSPIRACY DUCK: 9/11
> conspiracy duck,911,meta
>
>          ______
>          _\ _~-\___
>  =  = ==(____AA____D
>              \_____\___________________,-~~~~~~~`-.._
>              /     o O o o o o O O o o o o o o O o  |\_
>              `~-.__        ___..----..                  )
>          Roland    `---~~\___________/------------`````
>                    =  ===(_________D
>
> o< THERE'S A GUY WHO SENDS TYPO CORRECTIONS TO ASCII ART FARTS
>
>    HE'S BEEN DOING THIS FOR QUITE A WHILE AND AS OF TODAY HE'S
>    SENT IN A TOTAL OF 93 CORRECTIONS
>
>    WHICH PROBABLY IS A GOOD INDICATION THAT MAYBE WE SHOULD
>    CONSIDER DRINKING A LITTLE LESS
>
>    BUT I'D LIKE TO IMPRESS UPON YOU, DEAR READERS, THE GREATER
>    ISSUE AT HAND THAT IS REVEALED BY THIS NUMBER
>
>    93 ?!??!?! HELLO ?!?!?!? UNITED FLIGHT 93 ?!?!?? 9/11 ?!?!?!?!
>
>    IT PROVES THAT OUR GOVERNMENT WAS IN ON 9/11 AND SO WAS THIS GUY
>
>    WHY HE'S SENDING IN TYPOS TO US RATHER THAN DOING SOMETHING MORE
>    SINISTER FOR THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT I COULDN'T SAY
>
>    MAYBE HE'S BEEN DEMONTED ON ACCOUNT OF US SEEING THROUGH THE
>    CONSPIRACY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>
>    SIGNED, F*CK B*SH
>
> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>
>

I'm sure 94 is on it's way.

drax

_.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
> I'm sure 94 is on it's way.

ssshh, don't say that out loud.  Don't relies what that would mean?
There is only one number that gives you 94 when you subtract it from
100.  That number three times means that the person isn't working for
9/11 but is instead  working for Satan.  Which would you rather have? 

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"Faux_Pseudo" <Fau...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:5%dHh.76565$TF4...@newsfe16.lga...
> _.-In alt.ascii-art, drax wrote the following -._
> > I'm sure 94 is on it's way.
>
> ssshh, don't say that out loud.  Don't relies what that would mean?
> There is only one number that gives you 94 when you subtract it from
> 100.  That number three times means that the person isn't working for
> 9/11 but is instead  working for Satan.  Which would you rather have?
>

Honestly, it's a toss up 8-).

drax

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