Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 10 Nov 1994.
cows
alt.ascii-art
· 16 messages · 10 Nov 1994 - 25 May 1997
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble
on grass on cow
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(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo)
/-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/
/ | || / | || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow
start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20"
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
To George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Flash GOrdon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( O O)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four
legs or eight
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Cow swimming at Amityville
(Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^ / / / / / / / / / / /
\\_ / / / / / / / / / / / /
\_ / / / / / _______ / /
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / /
/ / / (__)| / /
/ / / (oo)| / /
( @@@ ) /-------\/ |
( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_|
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----|
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^
/--UU--\/ (____________)
/ | || Cow sheltering from English Weather
* ||---||
(New) Jersey Cow
O O O O
\ \ / /
\ \ (__) /
(__) \ \ (xx)/
(DD) \ +--------+\//
/-------\/ \| | /
/ | || +--------+
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
at Gillies in Texas
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
Male relative cow cow cow cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
|
//
(__) // (__) (__)
(oo)// (oo)===(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien)
// //
^^ ^^
==================
_____________________________ H H
| |-------------| H (__) H
| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
``'---------^^
cow Hide Cow Pie
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
| | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | |
| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
\ (__) (__)
\\(oo) (\/)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/
/ | (##) / | ||
* ||----||" * ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~
This cow plays bagpipes.
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/
/ |'''''|| / | ||
* ||''''|| * ||----------------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(__) \__\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow armed and dangerous
(___) (___)
(o o) (o o)
/-------\ / /-------\ /
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O
* ||,---|| * ||,---||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull
(---)
( )
/-----\ (___)
| | (o o)
| | | (-----) \ /
| | | / / \ O
| * | * | O |
^^ ^^ -----
Coward Phone Bull
__________________________
}__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \
(00) ( )
:****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'
: # ##
##****##
"" ""
| | | | *
| | (__) | | \ (__)
| | (oo) | | \ (oo)
| | /-------\/ | | -----------\/--
| | / | || | | ----| |---
| | * ||----|| | | --------
| \______^^____^^___ | \_________________
| _________________ | _________________
| / | /
| | | |
| | | |
| | | |
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| | | |
| | | |
/ \ / \
Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree.
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| \_________________
| _________________
| /
| |
| |
| |
| |
| |
| | (__)
| | *---------(..)
/ \ ^^----^^\/
Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.
. /\ . . : (__)
. / \ . . : (xx)
/ \ . . * : __------\/
/ \ * : * ||____||
| (__) | . . ** : / | |\
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__)
|______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo)
. (__||__) . . : \-------\/
. /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| ||
!!! !!! : ||----||
: ^^ ^^
The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /
\ | /(__)
\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
..---.. (__)
/ \ (oo)
| RIP | /-------\/
| | / | ||
| | * ||----||
| | ^^ ^^
\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////
Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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But, I thought Cowtown was beneath the sea.... ( :) ) If you didn't get that, you're not alone, but if you did, go ahead and blurt out the quote....
In article <39ubl2$q8...@ucsbuxb.ucsb.edu>, urm...@mcl.ucsb.edu (Patrick Joseph Coffman) writes: > But, I thought Cowtown was beneath the sea.... > > ( :) ) > > If you didn't get that, you're not alone, but if you did, go ahead and > blurt out the quote.... Could it be that TMBG "They Might Be Giants" has surfaced in alt-ascii? I'm going down to Cowtown, too!!! 8-} Jim Coo...@uni.edu
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// ((____))=20
(( / \ =20
\\ ___ ____ __ ( O O )=20
( ~ ~~@@ ~~~~ \ / =20
/ @@@ @@@ (@@)=20
{ @@ @@@ _/ =20
( @@@@ | =20
~__--___--____---___--/ =20
/ | | ( ) / | |
| / / |||| | / /
\\ \ \\ \
^ ^ ^ ^=20
(__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
(@@)_____ (OO)_____ (UU)_____ (XX) (/\)
(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____
| |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\
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Cow Wow...! Napping Dead Despairing
(__) __ (__) (__) (__)
(**)_____ /(--)\____ (=AC=AC)_____ (-@) (&&)
(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____
| |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\
w w w w w w w w w w w w w =A3__) \ / e_\ *
ww =20
Sun-Glasses Old Sly Winking Redeyed
(__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
(++)_____ (-+)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (??)
(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (OO) /|\ (OO)\ (oo)____
| |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\
w w w w w w w w w w w w w =A3__) \ / e_\ *
ww =20
Witless Halfwitted Bull SittingBull Puzzled
(__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
(%%)_____ ($$)_____ (=3D=3D)_____ (@~) (@#)
(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____
| |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\
w w w w w w w w w w w w w =A3__) \ / e_\ *
ww =20
Martian Cow? Money-mad Chinese Cow Wink#2 Black eye =20
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(__) (__) (__) (__) (__)
(##)_____ (!!)_____ (..)_____ (66) (@@)
(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____
| |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\
w w w w w w w w w w w w w =A3__) \ / e_\ *
ww =20
Crazy Surprised Bored Staring Co
In article <Pine.GSO.3.93.961007191517.10600C- 100...@paladin.wright.edu>, Lisa Graham-Alexander <s00...@discover.wright.edu> writes > > > >(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) >(@@)_____ (OO)_____ (UU)_____ (XX) (/\) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w x__) \ / e_\ * > ww > Cow Wow...! Napping Dead Despairing > > >(__) __ (__) (__) (__) >(**)_____ /(--)\____ (��)_____ (-@) (&&) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w x__) \ / e_\ * > ww >Sun-Glasses Old Sly Winking Redeyed > > >(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) >(++)_____ (-+)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (??) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (OO) /|\ (OO)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w x__) \ / e_\ * > ww > Witless Halfwitted Bull SittingBull Puzzled > > >(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) >(%%)_____ ($$)_____ (==)_____ (@~) (@#) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w x__) \ / e_\ * > ww >Martian Cow? Money-mad Chinese Cow Wink#2 Black eye > > >(__) (__) (__) (__) (__) >(##)_____ (!!)_____ (..)_____ (66) (@@) >(oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ > | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ > w w w w w w w w w w w w w x__) \ / e_\ * > ww > Crazy Surprised Bored Staring Cow Hi. Don't forget the history and credits! A long time ago there were some cows with different expressions, mostly (@@) different eyes, but they have a head something like this: \/ . Other colelctions [koalas, angels, etc] followed in the same vein. Heads like the above are by SKYDANCER, and I just footled the material around a bit so they all have bodies. -- (__) (__) (@@) XEMoo.moo.moo (@@) _____(oo) #--(oo)_____ /( / \ # <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> / \ )\ * /_x \ / | \ / x_\ * '''''''''''ww''''www.demon.co.uk/castle/x/xemu.html''''ww''''''''''' "Ron mocked up his PhD":Scott McClare, on alt.religion.scientology
In article <330...@colrain.williams.edu>, "John K. Finkbeiner" <00j...@colrain.williams.edu> writes >if anyone has any cows of ANY size I'd love it if you could send them to >me by direct email... 00j...@colrain.williams.edu We're trying to put >together a .signature and .plan file for a UNIX account and need some >choices. Credit will, of course, be given to the author. Any help would >be greatly appreciated. > >Also, are there any known sites dedicated to cow ASCII art? Yes, but I can't remember the URLs :-(. (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS C O O W W W S C O O W W W W SSSSS C O O WW WW S CCCCC OOOOO W W SSSSS (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (@@)_____ (OO)_____ (UU)_____ (XX) (/\) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Cow Wow...! Napping Dead Despairing (__) __ (__) (__) (__) (**)_____ /(--)\____ (��)_____ (-@) (&&) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Sun-Glasses Old Sly Winking Redeyed (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (++)_____ (-+)_____ (@@)_____ (@@) (??) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (OO) /|\ (OO)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Witless Halfwitted Bull SittingBull Puzzled (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (%%)_____ ($$)_____ (==)_____ (@~) (@#) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Martian Cow? Money-mad Chinese Cow Wink#2 Black eye (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) (##)_____ (!!)_____ (..)_____ (66) (@@) (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo) /|\ (oo)\ (oo)____ | |--/ | * | |--/ | * | |--/ | * / \ / \ )\ w w w w w w w w w w w w w �__) \ / e_\ * ww Crazy Surprised Bored Staring Cow == (__) (__) (@@) XEMoo.moo.moo (@@) _____(oo) #--(oo)_____ /( / \ # <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> / \ )\ * /_x \ / | \ / x_\ * '''''''''''ww'''''''''www.xemu.demon.co.uk/''''''''''ww''''''''''' == XEMoo ;|_/| ___________________ (__) )pp) ( I am still a cow ) o o o |UU| * _____<OO> ( even when nobody ) #--(..)_____/ (( /('';, /';\ # (__is_observing_me__) /~~\.:' )==( * /_x ';\ / | \ ;/:' x_\ =(( H S '''''''''''ww''''www.xemu.demon.co.uk/index.html'''''ww'''''''''''''2 There are a couple more in XEMU'S ASCII ZOO on my website. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ /; ;\ -- Regards, __ \\____// XEMoo.Moo.Moo /{_\_/ \`'\_/__ (cow by P.Kistner <dav...@xemu.demon.co.uk> \___ (o\ /o } <upg...@sunyit.edu>) ____________________________/ :--' ____________________ http:// www.demon.co.uk @@@ \_ `__\ ---[ now you've made me ] /castle/x/xemu.html^^^^^N.B. \___(o'o) [_really MAAAaadd!___] `===='
if anyone has any cows of ANY size I'd love it if you could send them to me by direct email... 00j...@colrain.williams.edu We're trying to put together a .signature and .plan file for a UNIX account and need some choices. Credit will, of course, be given to the author. Any help would be greatly appreciated. Also, are there any known sites dedicated to cow ASCII art? -John Finkbeiner '00 00j...@colrain.williams.edu
John K. Finkbeiner wrote: > > if anyone has any cows of ANY size I'd love it if you could send them to > me by direct email... 00j...@colrain.williams.edu We're trying to put > together a .signature and .plan file for a UNIX account and need some > choices. Credit will, of course, be given to the author. Any help would > be greatly appreciated. > > Also, are there any known sites dedicated to cow ASCII art? Yes, all cows are taken from the largest web-collection of Ascii Art: Wicked Ascii Art <http://home.sol.no/kseide/Ascii> Erik -- +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | .:' G_______.R_____. I_______.M___. ____. | | __ :'__ ) ____/ ) \ ) / ) \/ / | | .'`__`-'__``. / /_ / / O < / / / / | | :__________.-' /______( /__/\___( /_____( /___\/___( | | :_________: <::::Jugg and Grim's Homepage Network::::> | | :_________`-; | |jgs`.__.-.__.' Mail: ekv...@online.no | | Homepage: http://home.sol.no/kseide/ | | Wigwam Software, Inc: http://home.sol.no/kseide/wigwam2.html | |The Macintosh Page:http://home.sol.no/The_Macintosh_Page.html | +--------------------------------------------------------------+ | "If I had a dime for every original idea Bill Gates had... | | why I'd have nothing!" -Christopher Meinck | +______________________________________________________________+
FROM: Christopher Trask <ctr...@primenet.com>
SUBJECT: Re: Wanted: Cows
DATE: 24 Feb 1997 18:09:13 -0700
ORGANIZATION: Primenet (602)416-7000
Christina Carey Catheryn Peterson <pet...@news.msus.edu> wrote:
: I am in need of cows for my roommate (kinda a twisted suprise thing for
: her sister) Any and all help in this would be appreciated!
: Chris (no, not that chris... the other one, no the one on the left!)
: pet...@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu
: ccp...@axe.humboldt.edu
Okay, you asked for it!
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Lots and lots of cows (variations on heifers):
(__) )__( vv vv
(oo) (oo) ||----|| *
/-------\/ *-------\/ || | /
/ | || / | || /\-------/
* ||----|| / ||----|| (oo)
^^ ^^ vv vv (~~)
USA Cow Nerd USA Cow Australian Cow
(__) (__) (__)
(00) (-o) (--) . . . (*>YAWN<*)
/------\/ /------\/ /------\/
/| || /| || /| ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow Cow after pulling an
(winking) all-nighter
O__O \_|_/
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty
\ (__) (__) * (__)
\\(oo) (\/) \ (oo)
/-----\\\/ /-------\/ \-------\/
/ | (##) / | || 8-| ||
* ||----||" * ||----|| ||----||
^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^
Scottish cow playing bagpipes. Cow from Beijing Wind-up Flying Cow
* (__) (__) (__) (__)
\ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
\-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \
//||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\
^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
Cow walking Cow jogging Cow running Cow braking
(__)
(oo) (__) * (__)
\/ (oo) | (oo)
____| \____ /-------\/ o=o=o=|------\/
---/ --** / | / | |
*____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----||
//--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
//__ Cow Cow pooing
Cow marching standing
(__)
(oo) U
/-------\/ /---V
/ | || * |--| .
* ||----||
^^ ^^
Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters.
(__) (__) (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) (oo) (oo)
/-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
/ | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | ||
* ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\
Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in swimming
on grass on cow pool
(__) (__) (__)
(OO) (@@) (xx)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash
psychedelic mushrooms down psychedelic mushrooms
)\ (__)
/ \ (oo)
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Cow swimming in shark infested water
( ( )
( ( ) )
( ( )
( / )
( ( \\ )
( | // )
| | (__)
| | (oo) (__)
| | ----\/ ______(oo)_____
| | || ( _)_______(__) )
**| | ---|| \ __________/
``'---------^^
Cow Hide Cow Pie
*
** **
* ** * * * **
* / / \ * *
\ \ / \ / / (__)
* / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00)
/ (00) / / / | |( )
\ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||()
/ / | || / / || ||
\ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^
/ / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles
Cow in Heat
(__) (__) * (__) * (__)
(oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo)
/--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/
* o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / ||
||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----||
ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^
Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit
a shit shit kicked out of her
o o
|__| (__) (__)
(oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo
/-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/
/ | || / | || / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~
bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains
male relative cow cow cow cow
/\ __
/ \ ||
(__) (__) \ / (_||_)
SooS (oo) \/ (oo)
/------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/
/ | || / | || / S / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's
to George Washington this cow cow
(__)
* (__) (oo)
\ (oo) /------\/
\-------\/ /| |/ |
| ==$ || / | [) ||
||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Old "One Arm" belonged This cow was given to
to Caesar's Palace Hugh Hefner for his Birthday
(___) (__) (__)
( O ) (oo) (oo)
/-------\ / \/--------\/
/ | ||V | |
* ||----|| ||------||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with
the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle
(__) (__)
[##] (@o)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__)
/ | || / | || / | || (oo)
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^
This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to
to Liliann V.L. the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman
(__)
(oo)
/---+ +--\/
/ | | | ||
* ||-+ +-||
^^ ^^ *
David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow
(__)
(oo)
/'^^^-m
(__) / '' ` )
(oo) o /| /|/|_ | /|
/ \/ / / _ / | | | |
/ _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_|
___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| ||
* ^ ^ * ww ww
Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula
(__) (__) (__)
(\/) ($$) (**)
/-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/
/ | 666 || / |=====|| / | ||
* ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----||
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Satanic cow Yuppie Cow Cow in love
____
(____)
.xxxx.
(__) '(oo)`
(oo) /-----'-\/ `
/-------\/ / | |============>
/ | || * ||----| (~)
* ||----|| ~~ ~
~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi
holy cow (armed and dangerous) (---)
( )
(___) (___) /-----\
(o o) (o o) | |
/-------\ / /-------\ / | | |
/ | ||O / | O~ ||O | | |
* ||,---|| * ||,---|| | * |
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull Coward
(__) \__\ (__)
(oo) o (oo) (oo)
/-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/
/ | || / | || ||______||
* ||----|| * ||----|| ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO OO
Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow
(__) (__) \_||_~
(oo) (oo) (*||*)
/---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/
/ | || / || / | ||
* ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----||
OO OO OO OO OO }{
li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow
(____) (____) (____)
(oo ) (o o) ( OO)
/-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ /
/ || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/
/ || |||| \ | | | | | / || ||||
* ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----||||
/\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^
This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether
to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had
four legs or eight
(__) (__)
^^ (oo) (--)
^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\
^^^^^ / | || /| |\
^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^
^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^
Cow surfing at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale
(What a bod, huh guys?)
* (__)
\ (DD)
\ /-------\/
|\ / | ||_\_/
\ | \ (__) * ||----|
\\|| \(oo) ^^ ^
\||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at
^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
\\ ||
\\||
\||
^^
\\_
\_
Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen
/ / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / / / / / / / /
/ / / / / _______ / /
( @@@ ) / / / / | \ / /
( @@ ) (------------) / / / (__)| / /
@@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) / / / (oo)| / /
@@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) /-------\/ |
/--UU--\/ (____________) / | ||^_|
/ | || * ||----|
* ||---|| ^^ ^
(New) Jersey Cow Cow sheltering from English
Weather
(__) _--------_
(oo) |__________| BIG
/-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC
/ | 007 || __________
* ||----|| |_ _|
^^ ^^ --------
Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow
x
xxxx|xxxx
xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
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//
(__) // (__(__)
(oo)// (oo(oo)
/-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\
/ | |// / | || || | \
* ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Mary Poppins Cow Siamese cows
o o (__) ^
\ / (oo) /
\ / _____\/___/
(__) \__/ / /\ / /
(oo) _______(oo) ^ / * /
/---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/
/ | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\
* ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \
^^ ^^ ||-----|| / /
^^ ^^ ^ ^
Mathematical Television This cow does Disco
Cow Cow (That's what comes of
(developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine)
cow-culus) Ray Tube)
. /\ . . :
. / \ . . :
/ \ . . * :
/ \ * :
| (__) | . . ** :
. /| (oo) |\ ** :
/ | /\/\ | \ . . * :
. / |=|==|=| \ . * :
. / | | | | \ . :
/ USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . :
|______| ^^ |______| . :
. (__||__) . . :
. /_\ /_\ . . . :
!!! !!! :
:
The cow that jumped over the moon. :
o
| [---]
| |
| | |------========|
/----|---|\ | **** |=======|
/___/___\___\ o | **** |=======|
| | ___| |==============|
| | ___ {(__)} |==============|
\-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============|
\ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } |
----------------- / | NASA |==== |
| | * ||------||-----^
----------------- || | |
/ / \ \ ^^ ^ |
/ ---- \
^^ ^^ This cow landed on the moon.
(__)
([][]) "I have this recurring dream
__\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__)
/\ \__ ^ :..("")
/\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ //
/----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / //
\\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ //
/====== \/ =======/==============//
*_/ / \ /^ // / \\
/ \ ^ // \\
Psycowlogist and patient
(___)
\^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o)
\^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ /
*-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/
^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\
^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[]
\______/ \_____\\//
\__/
It's a bird... //\\ The Boss
It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstein)
// //
^^ ^^
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| | ________ | H (oo) H __
| COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \
| JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP |
| | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ /
| | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H ||
| | ^ | H H ||
| | ] | H H ||
| | | H H ||
|_____________|_____________| H H ||
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^
Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard
\ | / ___________
____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________
| | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = |
| | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | |
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| | | | | #_// | | | | | |
| | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | |
| | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
| | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | |
^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| |
| ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| |
`v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| |
|| |`. (__) (__) ( )
(oo) (oo) /---V
/-------\/ \/ --------\ * | |
/ | || ||_______| \
* ||W---|| || || *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
"Cow Town"
...---...
../ / | \ \..
./ / / | \ \ \.
/ / / | \ \ \
/ / / | \ \ \
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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\ | /
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\|/ (oo)
/---++--\/
/ | || ||
* ||-++-||
^^ ^^
Cow surviving attack by Red Baron
(__)
(oo)
/-------\/
/ | ||
* ||----||
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || -^^- || | \
* ||---- -^^- || *
^^ ^^
(__) (__)
(oo) (oo)
/-------\/ \/-------\
/ | || || | \
* ||----|| ||----|| *
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Barnum's Troupe of performing cows
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|++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++|
|++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __
| | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++|
- - -(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \
o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __
| _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh!
|-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\
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\ | __________________________________/
| W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /
/ /\ \ \___/ \___/
/ / \ \
^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...?
The official collection of electronic cows resides at
Princeton University!
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Chris
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In article <5f4kde$3c...@maia.cc.upv.es>, con...@upvnet.upv.es (Usuario Invitado) writes: >: I am in need of cows for my roommate (kinda a twisted suprise thing for >: her sister) Any and all help in this would be appreciated! > >: Chris (no, not that chris... the other one, no the one on the left!) >: pet...@mhd1.moorhead.msus.edu >: ccp...@axe.humboldt.edu > > Okay, you asked for it! > Here a the first 3 parts of the 'COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS': ...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::... Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -------------------- TABLE OF COW-NTENTS: -------------------- Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows Part 3 ................................... The Return of the Cows Part 4 ................................... The Barnyard Gallery Part 5 ................................... The Ancient History of the Cows - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ______________ | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____________________ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | (__) | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. | /---\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :---\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull _______________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ------------------------ ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /___\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad... | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY \\ | | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT // | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . * . _ _ * * \\ *= // COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * // *= *= * BOOM * () // *= * * * ==* \\ ________________________________________________ = * \\ ============================================== // // !! \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O >> NOTE: When drawing new cows, please DO NOT use tabs! Thanks! << ...:::/// THE SEQUEL OF THE COWS \\\:::... Part 2 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( Udderly Cool Cows! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ______ (__) | | (__) (oo) | | ($$) ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ || / | || / | IRS || ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | (__) (__) / | | (oo)\ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ (____) / \ (__) ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ (__) /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || /__/_______________________________/__/| || ( ) ( )| || | |________________________________| | | || \_____________________________________/] /------- / [] [] [] / | || * ||----|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | | (__) | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ---------- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) (__) (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ / \ \// \/___________\/ \:/ / \ / \ (__) (__) (______) (__) (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ ./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (___) ( OO ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | | | | | | (__) | | | __________ | (oo) | __________ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | | | | ( ______ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_________________________|________|______________| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (__) \ \ (oo) / /---\----\/ / / | \ || * (__) / * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_____// | /______/ / || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ /\------\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w (__) \\ /\ // (oo) \\/ \// \/ | | (__) >--( )--< |(__)| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus (__) -'`- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------ | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | | | || | _____ _____ | ||----|| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) |___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow __ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow ( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows (__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) \|_______________//____________| \<>/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) ---_ (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) * ------ ~~ \____ \/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ / / / / \\ |\ /| / \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult (__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ --- | | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / (__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / ____ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (___) (o o) ( ** ) __\_/__ |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O /**************** * "|_____|" // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ (__) | |[] |\ (--) | (__) | |[] |\ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ----------------- o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) () (__) // ( ) (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi (__) |====| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ __ {__} _[__]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /-------\/ /------@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) ( ( ) ) >(==) \\ // )__( /-\/-\ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ /-------\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||----|| \ /----\ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (___) || * ||----|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) // || (oo) ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule (__) (__) () () _____| oo | |oo| ()() / | /----|-|__|-| (oo) / | / | || /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween (__) |\/| (__) (oo) (oo) >(==) __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: | ------- | This concludes the second part of THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS. | COW | | Please distribute this file WIDELY on BBSes, etc. It is in ------- | the public domain. ((THANKS TO ALL WHO CONTRIBUTED COWS!!)) | Iconified Cow | Please send me your COWS for the next edition! When drawing | cows, please DO NOT use tabs - use only "real" spaces. ---------------' Cowments? Cowntributions? Send them to the editor... David A. Bader // dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- ...:::/// THE RETURN OF THE COWS \\\:::... Part 3 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS! ________________________ (__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION * (oo) ( We're back! ) /-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! * / | || * ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader ^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to: Cow dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = _______________________ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (---------------------)) (MM) | ._> (__) ) (oo) \ / (oo) /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow ________________ (__) // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ / ============||=======\\ * // \\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ *********** \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** --- --- *** * ****o Cowpool ****** *** *** * (__) *** *** (oo) ****** /-------\/___()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ ----*---- /|\ | (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star ________ _______ (__) / \ (__) / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ___________________________ ** |U| ** / / / / ***( )*** / /__________/ / // \ / \\ / / // *** \\ / / ******* / / *********** / / *************** / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* /__________________________/ ********************* ********************* Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * (__) . \ (oo) .' ...\------\/ '. (__) (__) . (__) || (__) (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before (__) (__) s * )__( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ / | || / | || /------(xx) | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass (__) (__) (___) * (___) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away (__) * (__) (__) (__) (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow (with due accowlades to Gary Larson -\ /- (The Far Side)) '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow (__) (oo) ^^ ^^ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow __ _|__|_ (oo) /-------\/ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * ||----| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__) -_-\ ( ) \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) (__) ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /-------\/ ( A A ) / | || /-------\/ * ||----|| / | || | \ | \ * ||----|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch (__) / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\__/_| (___) |___| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_______\ / /-------\ / \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage ___________________ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (___) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,---|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _____ = | = ______ / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ (__) = |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \-- = || = | ## | = || = | ## --* = || = |____________##_______________ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||----|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ ) / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _________________________ (___) / ...The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---|| \_________________________/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ (___) | \ (__) (__) (~ ) *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || (__) /\||_______|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ __/---\ //\\ <__/-(__) o/||\o (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) (__ (__) (__) | | (__) (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |----<T I>----| M | \ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \\ // \\( )// (__) (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \___/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \\ # # # # | | | | // \\ |___| |___| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _____ <_____> ( ) (==) | (oo) __ /------\/- * /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ (__) / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ __\xx/__| I____I | || /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) \ (oo) ________(__)_ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) ]- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__<i __ | | * ||----| * \| _| ^^ ^ / | / | New Kow on the Block ^ ^ (note lighter in hoof) CUD missile launcher ((----)) ((oooo)) ///-----\\\/// ///||| ||| *** ||||||---||| ^^^^^^ ^^^ where milkshakes come from ------------------------------------------------------------------------- | ___________ | | | | (__) ( You know, ) | (__) ________ | (__) ______ | | (oo) ( Kentucky ) | (oo)( How do )| (oo) ( )| | /-------\/ ( cows are ) |---\/ ( they )| \,,/ ( MOOF )| | / | || (bucktoothed) | || \( talk? )|/-------\/ \ ( )| | * ||----|| \ /---------- |--|| \/------- | | || \/------ | | ^^ ^^ \/ | ^^ | ||----|| | | | | ^^ ^^ | ------------------------------------------------------------------ J.B.-- Cowmic Strip | \___________________________ | ___________________________ | / / | | / | | / | | (__) / | | (oo) / | | _\/_ / | | / ==% | | / ==% | | *---<_ / / | | / / | | / / | | ~ ~ | | | | Moowgli | | / \ (__) . . . . (---) \oo/ . . .. . (-------(----)----( ) * /;;\ . . . (__) ( ( ) )(x x)_____/ \__| |__/ . . . (oo) \ OO---------OO-/ O \_/\/\/ |%%%%| //-------\/ OOOOOO OOOOOO / \ ~ ~ // | U M || OOOOOO OOOOOO . . ~ ~ ** ||----|| grandcow is ^^ ^^ Argyle cow about to be hit by sitting Go Blue Cow an armored personnel carrier (__ (o ======] ------- ) | || __0 \\\||||/// | || () _____ = 00000000 = <----- radioactive waste Cow after biology major Cow after Physics Major is finished with it is finished with it | | | | (__)| | (__) (__) (@@)| | (oo) (oo) |\/-===< | /-------\/ *____-------\/ | | | / | || // // | | | * ||----|| >='/-----// /\|___===< | __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!)
> Okay, you asked for it!
Does anybody of you knows where to find part 4 & 5 of this guide ?
Thanks in advance,
Stephan
...:::/// CLASSIC COWS \\\:::...
Part 1 of the 5-part COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!
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(__) / \ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
(oo) ( A real COWlector's Item! )
/-------\/ --'\________________________/ * SUMMER 1991 ISSUE! *
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* ||----|| Edited by David A. Bader
^^ ^^ Please send your submissions to:
Cow dba...@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu
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TABLE OF COW-NTENTS:
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Part 1 ................................... The Classic Cows
Part 2 ................................... The Sequel of the Cows
Part 3 ................................... The Return of the Cows
Part 4 ................................... The Barnyard Gallery
Part 5 ................................... The Ancient History of the Cows
hey, where can we get all of the other cow stuff? MUD
See: http://www.info.polymtl.ca/ada2/tranf/www/ascii/animal/cows.html
Spunk1111 (spu...@aol.com) wrote: >I always have liked this cow... I hope the credits are correct... > > /~~~~~\ /~~~~~\ > | (~' ~~~) | > \ \__________/ / > /~:::::::: ~\ > /~~~~~~~-_| :::::::: |_-~~~~~~~\ > \ ======= /| ::A::; A :|\ ====== / > ~-_____-~ | _----------------_::| ~-____-~ > |/~ ~\| > / \ > ( () () ) > \ ./' > ~-_______________-~ > /~~~~\ > | | > | | -Leny Painan- > (________) > () >- I guess you could say that it mooooved me... or I thought it was >udderly cute! hehe Yep...it's one of the best...and yes the credit is correct...I attached that credit in my usual style between -hyphens- :-) Bye,
I always have liked this cow... I hope the credits are correct...
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- I guess you could say that it mooooved me... or I thought it was
udderly cute! hehe
-joan
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NADIA GALETTO <n21...@sparrow.qut.edu.au>: >there was a page of ascii cows not so long ago....but i didn't remember to >save them it would be greatly appeciated if who-ever sent it or saved it >could please repost it or send it to me....thanks in advance The complete guide of cows: http://home.pages.de/~bworld mb Martin Barth, Berlin m.b...@berlin.snafu.de
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