Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 4 Nov 2003.
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· 1 message · 4 Nov 2003
Of a bristly boar humping a truffle filled twat? Lady Veteran, asking for a friend ------------------------------------ Be sure to order a case of Bobbi Sanchez's Old Fashioned Boar Nog, the creamy goodness that made Dallas famous. Orders now accepted on our company newsgroup: alt.fan.boar-semen.blobbi-sanchez ------------------------------------ "I sucked a crank and held a general's rank when the blitzkrieg raged and boars stank..." -Rolling Stones, Sympathy for the Lesbians ------------------------------------------------ Support bristly boars - they're the only friends some people have." -Stephen Wright ------------------------------------------- For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, as they have wised up to the fact that for creamy goodness of boar semen it's worth buying the entire pig! ---Anonymous ------------------------------------------- Ridicule of fat smelly lesbians is never acceptable. Those who insist on doing this are living examples of that old Chink proverb: Lesbian who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger. Keep mouth closed and be thought a fool: Open mouth and drink that creamy goodness. In other words, I love boar semen. ------------------------------------------------- The common excuse of those who take away my donuts is that they desire their good but I know they just want that creamy center. Which reminds me I have to go suck on a boar. - Luc de Clapiers de Vauvenargues 1715 - 1747 ---------------------------------------------------- Women show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think drinkable. Boar semen being a perfect example. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 1749 - 1834 ---------------------------------------------- A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't approve of drinking creamy boar semen. - Sir Winston Spencer Churchill ----------------------------------------------------- Poor is the person who must live by begging priests for money. ----------------------------------------------------- Remember that salad was built by amatuers and the super size value meal by professionals - Unknown ======================================================== Janet Reno is in mourning. Her God, Rosie O'Donnell, quit her show and has adopted a mannish haircut but still won't return her calls. This means I have a chance to rut with that smelly fatty. I bet she stinks like boar Praise Bog! ----------------------------------------------------- NR is responsible for posting my likeness into lesbian websites. I can't wait to suck some twat. ----------------------------------------------------- Marty the owner of this group has made me horny then turned down my offers to join in bristly boar orgies. He will be brought up on charges any minute now. He is being warned. At any moment he will be charged. I am warning him. Right now. At this time. Because he will be warned. This is a warning. A final warning. I warn him. That was the last warning. Marty I warn you. That is the only warning he will get. Marty you better watch out. I am giving you this only final last warning. I mean it this time. Better watch out. For the rest of your life you will be looking over your shoulder wondering if I am warning you for the last time...and I shall be busy drowning my sorrows in boar semen. ----------------------------------------------------- Robin King lives her fantasies involving sex with big fat stinky boars. She can't have my sticky goodness of boar semen. It is all mine. ---------------------------------------------------- I will not even attempt to explain my love of lesbianism and boar semen. My friends know that lesbian boar sex is a beautiful thing and my enemies will never believe that the love between a fat lesbian and a hot rutting boar is the highest expression of feminism. I do not give a damn about my enemies. They can rot in Hell. -------------------------------------------------- The real Lady Veteran just loves anonymous remailers. If you read something that looks like it is from Lady Veteran and the originator isn't an anonymous remailer-it is a FORGERY by certain diseases called heterosexuals. The REAL Lady Veteran has nothing to hide about her lesbianism and love of creamy boar sex, twat hams, thick alien probes and monster boar cock dildos and is not ashamed to stand up and be counted for her beliefs as a lesbian, anal probe craving, boar loving and smelly woman.
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