Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 3 Jun 1998.
Me and My Chainsaw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 3 Jun 1998 - 10 Jun 1998
This is a story of ME AND MY CHAINSAW HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me and my chainsaw were walking along the road on day when out of
nowhere this car comes speeding around the corner and plows into us!
They hop out of the car and come over to us and simply stair and say
"I think thier dead" Well WERE NOT CAUSE WERE JUGGALOS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO I jump up and kickstart the chainsaw we then
tore into the ripping them to shreds. First there was the coke
addicted cheerleader bitch we had fun ripping her chest open and
spilling her guts all over the road then We decided to take out her
Football playing boyfriend We loved cutting his prize winning arm off
and throwing it across the road. His head came off with much ease
probobaly because there wasn't much in there in the first place. Then
we moved onto the others in the car the Preppy little rich bitch and
her richy little boyfriend who were to stoned to realize what had just
happened to thier friends We carved the both of them up real good I
mena they looked exactly like matching canoes after we were done and
then after all was done we siply continued to walk down the road and
on our merry little way very very pleased that we had done the world
some justice and rid it of these degenerate scum.
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Insane Ninja
Insane Ninja wrote: > > This is a story of ME AND MY CHAINSAW HAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! > ...after all was done we siply continued to walk down the road and > on our merry little way very very pleased that we had done the world > some justice and rid it of these degenerate scum. > > ______ > / ::::::::: : :\ > / : : --------__ > :[ ] }}}}}}} : :______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; > :[ ]_____/_/ > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain saw too? -- _ _ __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Insane Ninja wrote: > > ______ > > / ::::::::: : :\ > > / : : --------__ > > :[ ] }}}}}}} : :______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; > > :[ ]_____/_/ > > > > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I > recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain > saw too? Nonono, that *is* the chainsaw. The ;-;- part is the blade. > > -- > _ _ > __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ > ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) > _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ > ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) > \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ > \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ > ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' > LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/ -- .---. .---. BluePard, Local Loopy Leopard Mage -'() '. _.'() '- "A foot falls, yet makes no sound...." `----' '----' http://www.geocities.com/southbeach/palms/2115 (oooo, mysterious) "YOU'RE A DUCK!" -- Hope Opal
BluePard wrote: > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > Insane Ninja wrote: > > > ______ > > > / ::::::::: : :\ > > > / : : --------__ > > > :[ ] }}}}}}} : :______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; > > > :[ ]_____/_/ > > > > > > > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I > > recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain > > saw too? > > Nonono, that *is* the chainsaw. The ;-;- part is the blade. Doesn't look like a chainsaw to me. Looks more like what was left of the victims afterwards... -- _ _ __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > BluePard wrote: > > Veronica Karlsson wrote: > > > Insane Ninja wrote: > > > > ______ > > > > / ::::::::: : :\ > > > > / : : --------__ > > > > :[ ] }}}}}}} : :______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; > > > > :[ ]_____/_/ > > > > > > > > > > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I > > > recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain > > > saw too? > > > > Nonono, that *is* the chainsaw. The ;-;- part is the blade. > > Doesn't look like a chainsaw to me. Looks more like what was left of the > victims afterwards... I think that it looks pretty good, I knew it was a chainsaw before reading the subject or the conversation....... -Geech > > -- > _ _ > __ ___.--'_`. __ __ _ .'_`--.___ __ > ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ ) > _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_ > ( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ ) > \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/ > \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/ > ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ ' > LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
.----- On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 19:33:08 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer>
posted:
|BluePard wrote:
|> Veronica Karlsson wrote:
|> > Insane Ninja wrote:
|> > > ____________
|> > > / ::::::::: :\
|> > > / : : --------__
|> > > :[ ] }}}}}}}:_:______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
|> > > :[ ]_____/_/
|> > >
|> >
|> > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I
|> > recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain
|> > saw too?
|>
|> Nonono, that *is* the chainsaw. The ;-;- part is the blade.
|
|Doesn't look like a chainsaw to me. Looks more like what was left of the
|victims afterwards...
|
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| ( _`.'. - 'o` ) \ \ / /__ _ _ ___ _ _ (_)__ __ _ ( 'o` - .`.'_ )
| _\.'_' _.-' \ V / -_) '_/ _ \ ' \| / _/ _` | `-._ `_`./_
|( \`. ) //\` \_/\___|_| \___/_||_|_\__\__,_| '/\\ ( .'/ )
| \_`-'`---'\\__, ,__//`---'`-'_/
| \` `-\ uggc://jjj.yhqq.yhgu.fr/hfref/ix/ /-' '/
| ` _____________________ r93...@fz.yhgu.fr ____________________ '
| LIKE MY SIG? GO HERE: http://www.surfplaza.com/figlet/
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:[ ] }}}}}}}:_:______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;
:[ ]_____/_/
Ick!
I can`t get it to look right in a monospaced font... :o(
Cya,
Martin
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Martin Atkins <zne...@ovtsbbg.pbz> wrote: >.----- On Thu, 04 Jun 1998 19:33:08 +0200, Veronica Karlsson <dre...@on.spammer> >posted: >|BluePard wrote: >|> Veronica Karlsson wrote: >|> > Insane Ninja wrote: >|> > > ____________ >|> > > / ::::::::: :\ >|> > > / : : --------__ >|> > > :[ ] }}}}}}}:_:______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; >|> > > :[ ]_____/_/ >|> > > >|> > >|> > I take it that is a picture of the people you cut up (I think I >|> > recognise a spine and some ribs...). How about making one of the chain >|> > saw too? This is more clearly definitive of "leftovers" after various operations: =========================================================================== Freeze Frames from the Ascii Animation COWPLOOI.VT =========================================================================== Cow | V (__) (oo) /------\/ / | || * ||---|| ~~ ~~ **************************************************************************** (__) (oo) a /------\/ Landmine / | || | * ||---|| V ~~ ~~ ***********************************[###]************************************ Exploding Cow | V (__) (xx) | \/ \* *|* */ | \*--*|*-\*/ | |\* *|* */ * ||\* * */ ~~ ^C\***/ **************************************************************************** _______________~ $ | |_||__ | RIT Food | [ \ | Service | \___, | | | |_____________|__________| ( )( ) ( )\/ **************************************************************************** _______________ ~$ | |_||__ | RIT Food | [ \ | Service | \___, | | |--- \\\ (__) |_____________^C________|---- \\ (xx) ( )( ) --* ( ) ##------## ~ \/ **************************************************************************** _______________~ $ | |_||__ | RIT Food | [ \ | Service | \___, (__) | | | (xx) |_____________|__________| --* ~ \/ ( )( ) ( )\/ **************************************************************************** THE END Bye,
In article <357...@news.bwave.com>, jke...@bwave.com (Insane Ninja) wrote: > ______ > / ::::::::: : :\ > / : : --------__ > :[ ] }}}}}}} : :______ ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;-; > :[ ]_____/_/ > > Insane Ninja Hi there! How about this one? btw, it's my first ascii ever... :-) o _____|\ ----;/ /#####|,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, /____/ /######| : \========|********************* check out: http://www.ebh-marketing.de/chainsaw.html for the real moisty-chainsaw-logo :-) greetz from germany moisty PS: reply to NG or remove sp and am and suxx from mailadress. thx.
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