DOGBERT ASCII

I need a dogbert ASCII.  Preferablly a sig sized ascii (4-8 lines).

Thanks!


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jgr...@trumpet.aix.calpoly.edu (James T. Green) writes:

>I need a dogbert ASCII.  Preferablly a sig sized ascii (4-8 lines).

>Thanks!

you need dogbert?  i'll give you dogbert!  4-8 lines?  ugh.  ok, here
goes nothing.  (i love putting myself on the spot).

4-8 lines?  you're making it hard on me, but here goes...

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this is the worst ascii art you'll see from me.  it stinks.  now, you see why
i am sigless.  just can't make small art.

sig sized dilbert?  heck, why not?

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i stand to be corrected.  that is even worse.  makes my dogbert almost
worth saving.

--
brian odom
still cranking out original art.
if you want it, do it yourself!

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