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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 19 Aug 1999.
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A were symbol via ascii text

A were symbol via ascii text

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 19 Aug 1999
jau...@ionsys.com (Jaue Lang) inscribed <37b...@news.ionsys.com> 
in the pages of alt.horror.werewolves on the infamous date of Thu, 19 Aug 
1999 00:32:12 GMT:

>Due to the nice little ascii art of Blue Lynx, I have been inspired to
>create:
>
>     /\---/\
>    < ^..^ >
>      \.|.|./
>_____________________________________
>jaue(c) 1999
>
>
>What you you all think.
>
>I will make it my signature.
>
>I am especially interested in whether Blue Lynx thinks it is too much
>of a rip off, or whether she is complimented by the similar design.
>
>Thank you so much.
>
>
>     /\---/\
>    < ^..^ >
>      \.|.|./
>_____________________________________
>jaue(c) 1999
>

What the fuck is it supposed to be?  Maybe if you fucking aligned it 
correctly...

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              |\     /|( (    /|(  ____ \( \      (  ____ \
              | )   ( ||  \  ( || (    \/| (      | (    \/
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              | |   | || (\ \) || |      | |      |  __)
              | |   | || | \   || |      | |      | (
              | (___) || )  \  || (____/\| (____/\| (____/\
              (_______)|/    )_)(_______/(_______/(_______/

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                  (  ____ \(  ____ )\__   __/(  ____ \
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                  | (      | (\ (      | |   | |
                  | (____/\| ) \ \_____) (___| (____/\
                  (_______/|/   \__/\_______/(_______/

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(  ___ \ \__   __/(  ____ \(  ____ \|\     /|(  ___  )(  ____ \(  ____ \
| (   ) )   ) (   | (    \/| (    \/| )   ( || (   ) || (    \/| (    \/
| (__/ /    | |   | (_____ | |      | (___) || |   | || (__    | (__
|  __ (     | |   (_____  )| |      |  ___  || |   | ||  __)   |  __)
| (  \ \    | |         ) || |      | (   ) || |   | || (      | (
| )___) )___) (___/\____) || (____/\| )   ( || (___) || )      | )
|/ \___/ \_______/\_______)(_______/|/     \|(_______)|/       |/

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gnash>." - Dreamwalker, 8/8/99, 
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*suppoesd* to be." - John Henry, 4/16/99,
<7f8kgl$o7u$1...@east43.supernews.com>

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USENET tries to keep the lid on trolling and newsgroup invasion."
- Ori...@earthlink.net tries out to be a John Henry clone


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pre-pubescent groups in the alt.* hierarchy, then 4 lines is still the 
standard and probably always will be." - Scott Keith sigwhines, 
insulting the entire alt.* hierarchy in the process, 10/12/98,
<6vr9g5$ppn$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>

"Because it *matters*?  Because hundreds of lives have been adversely
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notice, because YOU just hide from it.  Some can't, some won't." - John
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people can get high scores on Scrabble." - Daniel "The Loon" Oliver

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demonstrates again why AOLers should not be allowed to breed.

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that thing would it's own gravity of it we're any bigger. o.0"
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2/27/98, <ZlqJ.157$dX2...@news1.atl.bellsouth.net>

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