ascii homepage

Greeting fellow ASCII-lovers(I come in peace(yakyakyak)). I have come to ask
for some people, preferably 5+ people, to put up a homepage on ASCII. It
will be at XOOM,(11 meg space) and we will apply for an e-mail account (If
asc...@hotmail.com is not taken then we'll apply for it). I need a few
things:

1 - a few people(with HTML knoledge)
2 - reccomendation on where you can get MORE than 11meg space for FREE

What will be inside:

1 - LE FastCounter(counter)

What you'll get:

1 - password to the website(if you are a member lah!)
2 - password to the e-mail(see above)

please seek permission from the team to put up a page. And, we can pass
messages to ourselves!(what ever address we get)

Shanyboy wrote:
> 
> Greeting fellow ASCII-lovers(I come in peace(yakyakyak)). I have come
> to ask for some people, preferably 5+ people, to put up a homepage on
> ASCII.

We have already done so (yakyakyak!). See
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/2695/links.htm for further details. No
need to reinvent the wheel ...

>        It will be at XOOM,(11 meg space) and we will apply for an
> e-mail account (If asc...@hotmail.com is not taken then we'll apply
> for it).

[Rushes to Hotmail] Bahahaha, it's taken now! (... Just kidding.)

>          I need a few things:
> 
> 1 - a few people(with HTML knoledge)

I know not this `knoledge', although verily I do know HTML 4.0 inside
and out. 'Tis strange, 'tis passing strange, this modirn speling.

> 2 - reccomendation on where you can get MORE than 11meg space for FREE

I know not this `reccomendation', either. I also know not of any
collection of ASCII art which requires more than 11 megabytes ...

> What will be inside:
> 
> 1 - LE FastCounter(counter)

Dahf! Spluff! `There have been 35 people who were silly enough to load
the counter graphic on this page. This service is provided to you
because you don't want to know.'

> What you'll get:
> 
> 1 - password to the website(if you are a member lah!)
>
> 2 - password to the e-mail(see above)
> 
> please seek permission from the team to put up a page. And, we can
> pass messages to ourselves!(what ever address we get)

Ooh, goody, I want to be able to pass a message to myself one day! It'll
be like playing boomerangs!

Suddenly, I am inspired ...

<P>
     _o >
    //\|      
   _/\  
     /  
<P>
     _o    >   
    //\/      
   _/\  
     /  
<P>
     _o         >
    //\_      
    /\  
   / /  
<P>
     _o           _,
    //\       
    |\ `
   / /  
<P>
     o   
    /|\          `-
    |\  
   / /  
<P>
     o         
    /|\       <
    |\  
    //  
<P>
    o _  <     
    /\         
     |  
    //  
<P>
  'o <_        
  ` /\         
     |  
    //  
<P>
<     _        
  , /\         
 o   /> 
    //  
<F>
               
  ,   \        
 ,   _/|
o   //  

This gory sequence animated for your enjoyment, now at
http://cantua.canterbury.ac.nz/~mpt26/art/ascii/pics/boomerang.htm
(requires JavaScript). Animated using the cool Analia program that was
advertised in a.a-a.a not long ago.

I'm sure Colin can oblige us with the lyrics to `My Boomerang Won't Come
Back' ...

ttfn
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