Settings

The page will reload to apply your changes.
Theme

ASCII Art Font

ASCII Art Menu

Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 29 Sep 2003.
 _   _                     _        _             _     _           
| | | |___  ___ _ __   ___| |_     / \   _ __ ___| |__ (_)_   _____ 
| | | / __|/ _ \ '_ \ / _ \ __|   / _ \ | '__/ __| '_ \| \ \ / / _ \
| |_| \__ \  __/ | | |  __/ |_   / ___ \| | | (__| | | | |\ V /  __/
 \___/|___/\___|_| |_|\___|\__| /_/   \_\_|  \___|_| |_|_| \_/ \___|
Nerd Boy, episode 440

Nerd Boy, episode 440

alt.ascii-art · 6 messages · 29 Sep 2003 - 30 Sep 2003
Joaquim Gândara <cla...@lords.com> ASCII art 29 Sep 2003 09:20 · permalink · report
I wrote a list of
 my worst traits.                       Why?
             `                          ,
              OO _                   ..~
             ((-//                  .<<.
             b b ___________________ ||


            OK, here goes.
        1. I'm self-centered.          Oh so that's why.
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
         _________________ bb ______ || _____



          B. I'm inconsistent.          Uhh..
                          `             ,
                           OO _      ..~
                          .||//     .<<.
             _____________ bb ______ || _________



        10. I'm lazy.
                  `       _
                   OO     ))         --~
                    ))-              <<
jg                 d d               ||


----
I'm running out of interesting comments.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that
on Mon, 29 Sep 2003 11:20:51 +0200, Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
>         10. I'm lazy.
>                   `       _
>                    OO     ))
>                     ))-
> jg                 d d

:-) very nice!  No comment on your part needed.

> I wrote a list of
>  my worst traits.  
>              `     
>               OO _ 
>              ((-// 
>              b b 

Woudn't it be better if he had said 'my ten worst traits'?

L�on (aka Oliphaunt)
-- 
"Linux is very fast.  
 It can do an infinite loop in about 5 seconds."
                              -- Linus Torvalds

"L�on Planken" <lpl...@opposite-of-coldmail.com> skrev i meddelandet
 news:slr...@vulcanus.its.tudelft.nl
> I failed miserably to keep a straight face when I read that
> on Mon, 29 Sep 2003 11:20:51 +0200, Joaquim G�ndara wrote:
> >         10. I'm lazy.
> >                   `       _
> >                    OO     ))
> >                     ))-
> > jg                 d d
>
> :-) very nice!  No comment on your part needed.
>
> > I wrote a list of
> >  my worst traits.
> >              `
> >               OO _
> >              ((-//
> >              b b
>
> Woudn't it be better if he had said 'my ten worst traits'?

Oops. I'll just lie and say that I left that as an exercise
for the reader, instead of admitting that I forgot one measly
word... Oops! Mental note: Don't type what you're thinking.

-- 
 OO  Joaquim G�ndara
.||. http://www.Nerd-Boy.net
 bb  jg

Joaquim G�ndara wrote in message ...
>Oops. I'll just lie and say that I left that as an exercise
>for the reader, instead of admitting that I forgot one measly
>word... Oops! Mental note: Don't type what you're thinking.


  Quite right. If
  *I* typed every
  thought I had,
  you'd all know
  what I'd like
  to do to Mandy
  with a rubber
  chicken.
     ,                      __
   OO                  oo~  oo'
  .||.                .<<. .||.
__ bb ________________ /| _ ||





                            __
   OO                  oo~  oo'
   ||                  <<  .||.
__ bb ________________ /| _ ||


   Did I just
   say that out
   loud ?
     ,                      __
   OO                  oo~  oo'
   ||                  <<  .||.
__ bb ________________ /| _ ||


(My apologies to lovers of rubber chickens.  And indeed,
apologies to lovers *with* rubber chickens, too)

--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> wrote in news:bl9j2s$jst$1...@visp.bt.co.uk:

> (My apologies to lovers of rubber chickens.  And indeed,
> apologies to lovers *with* rubber chickens, too)
> 
> 

Or to lovers who are chicken rubbers.

-- 
ATB

Charles Kincaid

Anonymous <gue...@guest.net> ASCII art 30 Sep 2003 08:09 · permalink · report
Charles Kincaid wrote in message ...
>"Anonymous" <gue...@guest.net> wrote in news:bl9j2s$jst$1...@visp.bt.co.uk:
>
>> (My apologies to lovers of rubber chickens.  And indeed,
>> apologies to lovers *with* rubber chickens, too)
>>
>>
>
>Or to lovers who are chicken rubbers.


      And you thought
      *I* was depraved!     Shut up, PervBoy.
       ,                    ,
    Oo                  ~--
   .||.                 .>>.
___ bb _________________ |\ _______________jg


--
Graeme Porter
   -^-_  _
   / [_][_]_:_  Proud owner of a 1978
  /|  _||_  v  Pearl Fiberglass Shell kit
   | /    \ |
-=/=\\____//=\=jaa  "I married Miss right, I just didn't
                     know her first name was 'Always'"
                                       -- Anonymous

About this thread. These messages were posted publicly to the newsgroup alt.ascii-art in 2003 and are mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked. The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can. Are you one of the authors? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.

Report this message

Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.

Help classify this post