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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 30 Dec 1994.
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alt.ascii-art · 4 messages · 30 Dec 1994 - 4 Jan 1995
Gilo <Gil...@gevans.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 30 Dec 1994 19:39 · permalink
  A large pair of Breasts. Of course anything more than a handfull is a waste ;)
  (Thats bound to upset the feminists) 

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Gil...@gevans.demon.co.ukGiles@gev...@gevans.demon.co.ukGiles@ge

..anything more than a handful is a waste, eh?  Go ahead, take a 
double handful of your screen; I want to watch.

Speaking of which -- is it deliberate that those breasts are 
"made" of dollar signs?  Or is this a subconscious hint to 
something juicy and scandalous?  Come clean, tell us!

-- 
  

Gilo (Gil...@gevans.demon.co.uk) wrote:

:   A large pair of Breasts. Of course anything more than a handfull is a waste ;)
:   (Thats bound to upset the feminists) 

Did you ever do something that you knew was going to get you in trouble, 
but you go ahead and do it anyway?  My turn.

Old Economics joke...

What's the difference between surplus and excess?

Excess is more than you can fit in your mouth; Surplus is the other breast.

Yeah. I know.  Bad joke.  Sorry.


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Gilo <Gil...@gevans.demon.co.uk> ASCII art 4 Jan 1995 09:50 · permalink
In article <3ea6af$9nj$3...@mhadg.production.compuserve.com>
           704...@CompuServe.COM "Daniel Schwartz" writes:
 
> Speaking of which -- is it deliberate that those breasts are 
> "made" of dollar signs?  Or is this a subconscious hint to 
> something juicy and scandalous?  Come clean, tell us!

   Er,.........no, I assume you know about the Hillary Clinton, John Major
                   love child, so I won't bore you with that.
             
 
  ;)

  Giles.
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                                               Gil...@gevans.demon.co.uk

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