Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 16 Dec 2000.
Fuzzball in Rwanda
alt.ascii-art
· 1 message · 16 Dec 2000
THE FUNKY FUZZBALL
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball/
This Issue: "Fuzzball in Rwanda"
----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Thank you for flying with
El Cheapo Airlines. Now get What the...
the hell off our plane! /;;^\ /
/ | O| /
/ | _| ___/
/ \---/
______/ | /-|^\
-+- \ 0/
/ \ /\-|-
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Little Girl! Planktonman! / /
We are in the impoverished / /
/;;;\ third-world nation of Rwanda! / /
| O| / /-"-\ / /
| o| _____/ |O | /^Y^\
\---/ |o | |##\|
/|-^\ | \---/ |## |
\ 0/ -+- -+- \---/
/\|/- / \ / \ _/ \_
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
We Rwandan army! We not
___ like foreigners! Prepare /;;;\
/ O\ to meet your mixer! |O |
| -| / |. |
\---/ /---\ / \---/
^ | | ^_| _____/ /|-\/ |
|-+- \---/ \0 \ -+-
|/ \ / \ /|/-\ / \
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
You're emissaries of the
Rwandan army? \
___ \ /;;;\
/ O\ \ |O |
| -| No, we're the \ |- |
\---/ /---\ Rwandan army. \ \---/
^ | | ^_| _____/ \ /|-\/ |
|-+- \---/ \___ \0 \ -+-
|/ \ / \ /|/-\ / \
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Oh, screw
AAAAAIEEE! you, losers! ___
/ /;;;\ \ / __\__
____/ |O | /-"-\ \ / / \ \
* * * |- | * *|O | * * \__/-Y-\ | |
-----------------=------=--=-----=---=====--==-==--=====| \| |
-----------=---=-=---=-----==--==---==--==-====-========|# | |
* \0 / * -+- * -+-* * \---/
/\|-/ / \ / \ _/ \_
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well, that solves one I know! Sherman, give
problem, but we're still me your cell phone!
/;;;\ stranded in the impoverished Bill's still the prez,
| O| third-world nation of Rwanda! and he owes me one!
| -| ________/ ! /
\---/ /
| \|-/- /
-+- /0 / ____/
/ \ /|/\-
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Can I talk to Mr. Clinton? Remember how I never told anyone
\ that Monica was just his nickname?
\ /
Bill? You there? * /
\ | Good. See you soon.
\ |/\|-/- /
\______________ | /0 0\ _____________________/
\/\/|-
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
An armored transport Hooray!
chopper will be here to / How did
take us back to Carbo-Nation /;;;\ / you know __
any minute now! |O | __/ /-"-\ Hooray! about / \
\ |v | |O | / that? | /-
\ \---/ |v | ___/ \ | |#
\ \-|-\ | \---/ \_____|_ |#
\_______ / 0\ -+- -+- \-
/\/-\ / \ / \ _/
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
The Funky Fuzzball archives are located at:
http://eurakarte.cjb.net/fuzzball
----------------------------------------
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://eurakarte.cjb.net
Related ASCII art in the Gallery
Explore these categories from our collection of 11,000+ artworks:
_______ /` _____ `\;, /__(^===^)__\';, / ::: \ ,; | ::: | ,;' '._______.'`jgs
_ _ (o)(o)--. \../ ( )hjw m\/m--m'`--.
_ _
/` \/ `\_ _
\ /` \/ `\
'. .\ /
\/ '. .'
\/jgs __ . . __ (o.\ \/ /.o) \__\/\/__/ /O /==\ O\ (;O/ \/ \O;)
_______ |.-----.| || jgs || ||_ _|| `--)-(--` __[=== o]___ |:::::::::::|\ `-=========-`()
,sSSs ,SSSS_/ ,_ sS/`))\// sS//|_(_/ _, SS\\\ `""-.-'` / sSS` jgs-==-'`'-._\
Make your own ASCII art
Turn images, text or 3D into ASCII, or draw your own – right in your browser.
About this thread.
These messages were posted publicly to the newsgroup
alt.ascii-art
in 2000 and are mirrored here unchanged as part of the Historic Archives – only email addresses are masked.
The artwork and text belong to their original authors: if you copy a piece, keep the artist's initials or signature intact and credit them where you can.
Are you one of the authors? Contact us to get your posts attributed, connected to your artist profile, or removed.
Report this message
Help us keep the archive clean and accurate. Reports are reviewed by a person – nothing is changed automatically.