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ASCII Art Fart for Sat, 2005 Apr 9: #2116 LIFE ON MARS
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· 1 message · 10 Apr 2005
In article <EG16e.908$H53.471@lakeread05>, Faux_Tran wrote:
(in the voice of a slightly grown up 'Lil Bastard , who's going to
get his arse skelped if he doesn't learn to shut his fat trap sometime
soon)
> ``---.._| ' THERE'S LIFE ON MARS !!!!
> :`'--..___ | VIKING PROVED IT !!!!!!
>
Viking did no such thing. Viking demonstrated that there are
some strange things going on in redox and adsorbtion-desorbtion of
gases in the surface of grains of Martian soil, things which weren't
predicted beforehand. To quote a bumper sticker allegedly going around
Batavia (, Illinois), "If we knew what we were doing, we couldn't call
it RESEARCH!"
(Sorry, pedantry alert! Overdue pedantry alert, to be pedantic.)
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and if you can read this you're driving far too
fucking close, even if you are Steve Austin!
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"You are in a maze of twisty little presentation styles, all [different
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