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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Dec 1994.
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Vadarmania

Vadarmania

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 14 Dec 1994
Once more with feeling:


I wanna be a Vadarmaniac,
and powerbomb Hulk Hogan
and break his back.
A Vadarmaniac is what I wanna be,
then I'd sqush Eric Bishoff's head
just like a pea.


I wanna be a Vadarmaniac,
and shove Bruti Butcher up Avalanch's crack.
A Vadarmaniac is what I wanna be,
then Honky Tonk and Duggan would be
history.


(sung to the tune of "I wanna be a Hulkamaniac")

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