Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 14 Dec 2002.
Fuzzball On Trial
alt.ascii-art
· 8 messages · 14 Dec 2002 - 15 Dec 2002
Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/13/02]
Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial"
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Excuse me, sir, are you
Mr. Funky Fuzzball?
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You've been ___
/)))\ served. Good Who's that, / __\
|O | day. Fuzzball? / / \\
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A lawyer. It looks like that
the girl I ran over in the ___ Did someone
Fuzzmobile at the 7-11 is / __\ say lawyer? /;;;\
pressing charges. / / \\ \ |O |
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Fuzzball, I've been
taking night legal
Uh, yeah. I'm /;;;\ classes at "Big
getting sued. |O | /Ernie's House of
\ |v | Law"! I can represent
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Come on, Fuzzball!
It'll be great! I
/;;;\ know lots of great
I'm not sure that's a |O | legal terms like
good idea, Sherman. |v | "amicus curae" and
\ \---/ I got a great new
\___ \\//\ | lawyerin'- hat!
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And since I need
/;;;\ the experience, I
|O | --won't charge you
|v | anything.
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Mr. Oppenheimer, welcome /;;;\
to the Fuzzball legal |O |
defense team! |v |
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The FUNKY FUZZBALL is written by Eurakarte at eur...@eurakarte.com
The Fuzzball Comic Archives are located at http://www.eurakarte.com/
--
//Eurakarte
Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON.
http://www.eurakarte.com
"Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:Xns92E3D40E95B53planktonprince@204.127.202.16... > ---------------------------------------------------------------- > > Mr. Oppenheimer, welcome /;;;\ > to the Fuzzball legal |O | > defense team! |v | > \ \---/ > \_____ \\//\ | > \ 0\ -+- > === \\/// / \ > ================================================================ Oh dear. While he's at court he should get his name changed to Fuckedball ;-)
On 13 Dec 2002, "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> bought a plush plankton doll and said: > > "Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message > news:Xns92E3D40E95B53planktonprince@204.127.202.16... >> ---------------------------------------------------------------- >> >> Mr. Oppenheimer, welcome /;;;\ >> to the Fuzzball legal |O | >> defense team! |v | >> \ \---/ >> \_____ \\//\ | >> \ 0\ -+- >> === \\/// / \ >> ================================================================ > > Oh dear. While he's at court he should get his name changed to > Fuckedball ;-) Hey, you haven't even seen Sherman's brilliant legal strategies yet! -- //Eurakarte Bow to the PRINCE of PLANKTON. http://www.eurakarte.com
don't make any more of these.
"toil" <bob...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:6TEK9.350957$QZ.50741@sccrnsc02... > don't make any more of these. > I might agree with you if I knew what you were talking about, which I don't. More Fuzzball!
On Sat, 14 Dec 2002 01:51:45 GMT, Eurakarte <eur...@attbi.com> wrote: >Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/13/02] >Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial" <snip> >---------------------------------------------------------------- > > And since I need > /;;;\ the experience, I > |O | --won't charge you > |v | anything. > \---/ > \\/\/ | > \ 0\ -+- > === \/\\/ / \ >---------------------------------------------------------------- > > > Mr. Oppenheimer, welcome /;;;\ > to the Fuzzball legal |O | > defense team! |v | > \ \---/ > \_____ \\//\ | > \ 0\ -+- > === \\/// / \ >================================================================ Mr. Oppenheimer you are negotiating What ? ;) ____________________ _]| | | | | |[_ _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ _]|_ _ | | | |[_ _]|_|_[ | | | |[_ _]|_|_[ | | | |[_ _]| | | | | |[_ _]| | | | | |[_ _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ _]| | |.-|--| |[_ _]| | | `. | |[_ _]| | | |`.| |[_ _]| | | | |`.|[_ _]| | | | | |[_ _]|==|==|==|==|==|[_ _]|__|__|__|__|__|[_ LGB lgbeard
_.--- Eurakarte spoke in alt.ascii-art --------._ > Yes! It's the FUNKY FUZZBALL! [12/13/02] > Today's Adventure: "Fuzzball On Trial" I sent this one to a lawyer friend and she gave the following response: That was so wrong on so many levels. -- 2361 I think that means you are doing something right. '---...____ Faux_Pseudo ________________...---~~~ -- ICQ=66618055 : (Now Playing) http://asciipr0n.com/fp updated=10/30 YIM=faux_pseudo : Rev: /soundgarden/down_the_upside/02_-_Rhinosaur.mp3 The truth from : Now: ed/alice_in_chains_-_unplugged_12_-_over_now.mp3 which you run : Fwd: er_-_From_the_Inside_-_09_-_Jackknife_Johnny.mp3
"Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message news:Xns92E3E40AF3965planktonprince@63.240.76.16... > On 13 Dec 2002, "Tom Bampton" <mol...@yahoo.com> bought a plush plankton > doll and said: > > > > > "Eurakarte" <eur...@attbi.com> wrote in message > > news:Xns92E3D40E95B53planktonprince@204.127.202.16... > >> ---------------------------------------------------------------- > >> > >> Mr. Oppenheimer, welcome /;;;\ > >> to the Fuzzball legal |O | > >> defense team! |v | > >> \ \---/ > >> \_____ \\//\ | > >> \ 0\ -+- > >> === \\/// / \ > >> ================================================================ > > > > Oh dear. While he's at court he should get his name changed to > > Fuckedball ;-) > > Hey, you haven't even seen Sherman's brilliant legal strategies > yet! After reading part 2, I stand by my previous statement ;)
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