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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 1 Nov 1996.
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$MONEY ON THE INTERNET$ DON'T PASS UP THIS CHANCE!!!!!!!!

$MONEY ON THE INTERNET$ DON'T PASS UP THIS CHANCE!!!!!!!!

alt.ascii-art · 1 message · 1 Nov 1996
bar...@hawaii.edu 1 Nov 1996 00:00 · raw headers · report
This is no joke.  Do not pass up this great oppurtunity to make real
cash.  No scams involved. Its Perfectly legal.
I saw this article on the 'net saying that I could make $50,000 from
just $5.  Everyone that I talked to said that it could be a scam.
With nothing to lose, I decided to take a chance.  What was five
dollars.  Hell I was smoking that amount in two days.  But anyway,
after sending in the five bucks, two weeks later I received money in
the mail from people from all over the country.  Within about a
month's time I had $1000 no joke!!!!  
This is NO SCAM!!  It is PERFECTLY LEGAL.  If you are not interested,
fine but please give this letter to someone who would be.

The procedures are very simple:

1) Write your name, address, email address, and the newsgroup where
you learned of this letter on five sheets of paper.  Below that, write
the words,"Please add me to your list." Fold a $1 bill or bank draft
or money order in each piece of paper and send them to the following 5
addresses:

1. Don Noel
    222 NE Dogwood St. #C103
    Issaquah, WA 98027 USA

2. A. Jones
    309 Stacy
    UNC-Chapel Hill
    Chapel Hill, NC 27514 USA

3. Holly Martins
    11737 Courtleigh Dr. #204 
    Los Angeles, CA 90066 USA

4. John Geckos
    18058 Rolling Meadow Way
     Olney,Maryland 20832 USA

5. B. Yamamoto
    1134-A 3rd Ave.
     Honolulu, Hi. 96816 USA

2)  Now remove the top name from the list and move the other four
names up one spot.  #5 moves to #4, #4 moves to #3, and so on and so
on.

3)  Post the article to at least 200 newsgroups.  Better yet post to
as many as you feel like.  There are over 17,000.  It maybe tedious
but remember the outcome when people start to send you money.

This is why the system works:

Of the 200 posts you make,  you should receive 5 responses.  Yes only
5.  You make $5 for every 200 posts with your name at #5.

Each person who sent you $1 now also makes 200 additional posts with
your name at #4.  i.e. 1000 postings.  On the average thereafter, 50
people will send you $1 with your name at #4.  that's $50.

Your 50 new agents make 200 postings each with your name at #3 or
10,000 postings.  Average return for 500 people= $500.  They then make
200 postings each with your name at #2 = 100,000 postings= 5000 return
at $1 each=  $5,000.

Finally 5000 people make 200 postings with your name at #1 and you get
a return of approximately $50,000 before your name drops off the list.
THAT'S IF EVERYONE DOWN THE LINE MAKES 200 POSTINGS!  TOTAL INCOME IN
ONE CYCLE =  approx. $55,000.

From time to time, when you see your name no longer on the list, take
the latest posting that appears in the newsgroup and send out another
$5.  Start again at #5 and start posting again.  The more you post,
the greater the return.

Why should you do this?  The cost is only $5.  What's $5?  But then
again how can you pass up the oppurtunity to make more than you
"might" lose?  Just think of the millions of new internet users that
join the net everyday.  Also the millions of net surfers that are
already on daily.  How can anyone pass up this chance.  I'm glad I
didn't.

Remember read these instructions carefully and play fairly.  Get a
print out so you can refer to this article easily.

Try to keep a list of everyone that sends you money and always keep an
eye on the postings to make sure that everyone is playing fairly.  You
should know where your name should be.

REMEMBER THAT HONESTY IS THE BEST POLICY.  YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHEAT
THIS IDEA TO MAKE MONEY.  NOT PLAYING FAIR IS ILLEGAL.  LET'S ALL BE
REASONABLE AND PLAY FAIRLY.  SO THAT WE ALL CAN ENJOY THE INTERNET
GOLD MINE.

GOOD LUCK TO ALL OF YOU AND PLAY FAIR SO WE ALL WE!!!

The opinions expressed in this message are my own views and do not
reflect the official views of Microsoft Corp. 

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