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Original Usenet thread from alt.ascii-art, started 27 Apr 2007.
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ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2007 Apr 20: #2857 GREAT GIFT IDEA

ASCII Art Fart for Fri, 2007 Apr 20: #2857 GREAT GIFT IDEA

alt.ascii-art · 2 messages · 27 Apr 2007 - 28 Apr 2007
Mad...@yahoo.com 27 Apr 2007 23:02 · permalink · report
On Apr 21, 12:10 am, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>  #2857 GREAT GIFT IDEA
>
>     __________             ,.     ,.
>   ,','.___.,',`.           `.\   /,'           ___________
>  / /.____./ / \ \            \\ //          ,''..-------..``.
> : :      : :   : :            \//           :`-..._____...-':
> [ |.____.| ]   | ]            //\           |`-..._____...-'|
> | |      | |   | |           // \\          |   |       |   |
> [ |.____.| ]   | ]          //   \\         |]  |       |  [|
> | |      | |   | |         //     \\        |   []     []   |
> : :.____.: :   ; ;        //       \\       |   |  ___  |   |
>  \ \.____.\ \ / /        //         \\      :`-.:._]|[_.:.-';
>   `.`.____.`.`,' SSt    `' SSt       `'      `-...|SSt|...-'
>
>   HERE'S A GREAT GIFT IDEA
>
>   IF YOUR FRIEND LIVES IN AN APARTMENT
>   COMPLEX, BUY HIM A FUCKING DRUM SET
>
>   SURELY THAT WILL NOT RESULT IN HIS MURDER
>
> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>

If you've got a friend you hate, - give the drum to his kid.
That's worse than murder.

MadDog

<Mad...@yahoo.com> wrote in message 
news:117...@p77g2000hsh.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 21, 12:10 am, Faux_Tran <F0S...@gmail.com> wrote:
>>  #2857 GREAT GIFT IDEA
>>
>>     __________             ,.     ,.
>>   ,','.___.,',`.           `.\   /,'           ___________
>>  / /.____./ / \ \            \\ //          ,''..-------..``.
>> : :      : :   : :            \//           :`-..._____...-':
>> [ |.____.| ]   | ]            //\           |`-..._____...-'|
>> | |      | |   | |           // \\          |   |       |   |
>> [ |.____.| ]   | ]          //   \\         |]  |       |  [|
>> | |      | |   | |         //     \\        |   []     []   |
>> : :.____.: :   ; ;        //       \\       |   |  ___  |   |
>>  \ \.____.\ \ / /        //         \\      :`-.:._]|[_.:.-';
>>   `.`.____.`.`,' SSt    `' SSt       `'      `-...|SSt|...-'
>>
>>   HERE'S A GREAT GIFT IDEA
>>
>>   IF YOUR FRIEND LIVES IN AN APARTMENT
>>   COMPLEX, BUY HIM A FUCKING DRUM SET
>>
>>   SURELY THAT WILL NOT RESULT IN HIS MURDER
>>
>> Taken from <url:http://www.asciiartfarts.com/>
>
> If you've got a friend you hate, - give the drum to his kid.
> That's worse than murder.
>
> MadDog
>

My kid is a drummer, and I don't wish I'd been murdered.  Of course, he can 
actually bang on the thing with some skill.

drax 

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